View Full Version : So I found out i'm not the bloody father!
MK2 Cat
30-09-09, 03:28 PM
That security guard from tesco is! Bloody muppet.
So I had a test done and found out i'm shooting blanks. Bummer.
Hows your day going?
lol
Southie
30-09-09, 03:30 PM
Aren't you a girl. :confused:
pikey1986
30-09-09, 03:31 PM
my thoughts exactally
Aren't you a girl. :confused:
I wouldve thought so..........
http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1588/109/8/550026297/n550026297_1305825_6373.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=832618&id=550026297)
Southie
30-09-09, 03:42 PM
Yom Yom Yom :d
boyle_46
30-09-09, 03:42 PM
days going fine lol , ringing about looking for employment , got a run in a mates new car and now browseing the internet sipping on a bottle of jones sugar cane soda typeing this post ! not a bad day at all ! lol
My day is going boringly slow, my moo motorsport stickers aint tipped up yet, my pod for my boost guage in my cav aint landed yet, just been signed off work for two weeks with a dodgy knee, but ive just been posting pics of cute girls in here so its not all bad i spose lol
I'm still not dressed yet, last night at work then 4 days off... whop whop
Southie
30-09-09, 03:49 PM
I'm sat at work looking at this bloody site again lol Oh nice pic Spudly anymore. :d
ive been and done both jobs today and of out to see some dirty mums later.Happy days lol
I'm sat at work looking at this bloody site again lol Oh nice pic Spudly anymore. :d
Lol, thats not up to me to post im afraid bud, sorry:p
My day is dog muck,im bored and have nothing to do till 6pm when i go to my night course advanced welding.Then i may well come home and get blasted on diesels
Nova keeps cutting out, fitted new plugs went ht leads and dissy cap, gotta wait for tomorrow for them:(
My day is dog muck,im bored and have nothing to do till 6pm when i go to my night course advanced welding.Then i may well come home and get blasted on diesels
What ya doin tonight,
"gettin smashed"
Lol, with about twenty cans of carling in your fridge and about five litres of cider i dont blame ya bud lol
Meh, ive just started a few beers as I was home for 2pm :) happy days...
No work, No money, Not dressed, Depressing day
la la la laa laaa la laa la laaaa :roll:
nov4801
30-09-09, 05:48 PM
same s**t different day
^Get him spud!
Whats he do....?
novalovingned
30-09-09, 06:14 PM
Working all day. Waiting for my pie and curly fries to come out of the oven just now lol might go out tonight for a few. So far so good i would say.
That security guard from tesco is! Bloody muppet.
So I had a test done and found out i'm shooting blanks. Bummer.
Hows your day going?
lol
wtf? After getting abuse in the other thread, you then post this?
novalovingned
30-09-09, 06:23 PM
wtf? After getting abuse in the other thread, you then post this?
Needy imo lol
Whats he do....?
lol he spelt something wrong
it was a joke but he corrected it too quickly
:tumble:
Found out that I'm the fecking father. Going to have to quit my security job at Tesco now to find one that pays more money!
lol he spelt something wrong
it was a joke but he corrected it too quickly
:tumble:
Damn user edits lol
robertdevlin69
30-09-09, 06:59 PM
That security guard from tesco is! Bloody muppet.
So I had a test done and found out i'm shooting blanks. Bummer.
Hows your day going?
lol
STINGER
That security guard from tesco is! Bloody muppet.
So I had a test done and found out i'm shooting blanks. Bummer.
Hows your day going?
lol
mine's worse... i found out that i'm not the mother
Utter sh*t, started last night and hasn't got any better. Funking Coots.
I really don't get this thread.
Utter sh*t, started last night and hasn't got any better. Funking Coots.
Agreed, don't feed the trolls! Fukkin ban them.
No i ment just my night/day...
Ok Benn! My post stills stands anyway.
Pistol Pete
30-09-09, 07:12 PM
That security guard from tesco is! Bloody muppet.
So I had a test done and found out i'm shooting blanks. Bummer.
Hows your day going?
lol
Aren't you a girl :confused:
Cock in a frock perhaps?? lol
WTF though...random thread alert.
Ok Benn! My post stills stands anyway.
lol cant ban everyone...
Jon_nova1
30-09-09, 07:38 PM
im obviously having a better day, not been for the tests yet, so not been told if im shooting blanks or not :)
Blanks are good, then it doesn't matter where you fire it...
Jon_nova1
30-09-09, 07:42 PM
oh yer! but you'd be pretty p*ssed if you found out your sperm was useless, even if you never wanted kids lol
nov4801
30-09-09, 07:47 PM
lol he spelt something wrong
it was a joke but he corrected it too quickly
:tumble:
lol
WTF? Seriously, can someone please explain this thread? Maybe the numpty that started it?
Jon_nova1
30-09-09, 08:31 PM
nar shes not here lol
the bloke at tesco is the father of the baby she thought was hers, but he was cheating
That sentence makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
Maybe Tesco is the father, she just wasn't sure if it was an express, extra or a local...
Jon_nova1
30-09-09, 09:04 PM
or home delivery? lol
They do go everywhere.... ;)
They do go everywhere.... ;)
Every little helpslol
Southie
30-09-09, 10:10 PM
Every little helpslol
Twice in one day lol
another ASW thread from the latest ASW.
Southie
30-09-09, 10:23 PM
Married life getting you down then. lol
novalovingned
30-09-09, 10:24 PM
Every little helpslol
That was my first thoughts lol
brainsnova
30-09-09, 10:24 PM
i found out my dad is a ****in nob 10 years ago though lol
MK2 Cat
30-09-09, 11:06 PM
Aha, I'm glad most people enjoy my threads.
MK2 Cat
30-09-09, 11:07 PM
nar shes not here lol
the bloke at tesco is the father of the baby she thought was hers, but he was cheating
Nicely done boii.
Worst month ever for me, and today has been ****ing ORSUM! Yes that was sarcasm, I NEED my car so I can go out and get rid of this pent up rage :cry: only got to wait til the 9th, then I'm back on the road I hope. RAGE WAN_K
I've had a stupidly long week, 65 hours since saturday due to 4 5 6 hour waits to tip at Stroud, the bloody road works all the way up the ****ing M5 making me not make it up to stroud and costing me an hour cause i have to stop for a break. Managers that expect you to speed to get all the loads picked up. And generally feeling like death while driving a 44 tonne truck with 28,000 litres sloshing about because of the above.
But i'm now sat in my garage drinking home brew looking at my beautifull Nova and I dont have to go back to work till monday night :)
will you has home brew in november? do you deliver to Mawgan Porth? lol
Next batch will be ready around then, but i'm gonna start experimenting with levels (less water lol) next time.
Will bring some to the SW pre season testing karting thingy mabob :)
Your an idiot
someone didn't like the thread then.. lol
I've just been to the gym. Busy day today, in fact pretty busy full stop at the moment. Later on I shall be taking the Nova apart, eating a stale donut, then coming on here and smacking people with the banstick.
I've just been to the gym. Busy day today, in fact pretty busy full stop at the moment. Later on I shall be taking the Nova apart, eating a stale donut, then coming on here and smacking people with the banstick.
Best thing I've heard allday.
smacking people with the banstick.
Do try to keep up jacky boy, two people have already been hit with it today lol
Some of us have work to do during the day. Sick note :p
Some of us have work to do during the day. Sick note :p
So have i, ive been working on my cav, i now have a fitted boost guage complete with illumination, so if i take it out on a night now i can actually see what its boosting at:thumb:
Pointless really cos the bleed valve is locked at 13psi so i know exactly how much its boosting, but its sposed to light up so i wanted it to lol
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