Slatters MISSION :D - To rival the nutter

[Slatter]

SCENARIO

Brothers 18th Party
Loads of 17 - 18 year old girls (maybe a few younger :lol: )
Me and mate doing the disco

ALCOHOL

Bottles ?2 each
Shots vodka 90 p each :lol:

DRUGS

Unknown :roll:


THE MISSION

Right William im gonna attempt you mission but do better
If my night goes as well as it did last night ure already beaten 8)

Gonna start drinkin about 5pm,
Will come back down here about 6.30 - 7.00 to give an update
And then when i get in ( if i get in :lol: ) i will post again at about 2am maybe a bit later !

So if i do any more than pull Random Bird when wasted i win ???????? :o

Gonna have a great night and show a few people how to drink and all for cheap !

Any comments ?????????????

Slatter

[mikeoxford]

:evil: why do some people get all the luck

are all NL members invited?

[Ian]

put a webcam on the party lol

[Slatter]

WASTED~


Yeas i have
gootta gooo

ASTuff to do

cabmnt see

pussy wasiting

will post tomorrow

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


slatter

[Jim]

P***heads :P

Jim

[Tilly]

:o :lol:

[mikeoxford]

WASTED~


Yeas i have
gootta gooo

ASTuff to do

cabmnt see

pussy wasiting

will post tomorrow

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


slatter

translates as..............................

FCUK qulaity nite :lol: :twisted:

[Slatter]

Right im just about getting with it !!!!! :lol:

FCUKing great night, was sposed to be dj (LOL) but they all wanted (imo) Shitty hip hop music :cry:

They wouldnt let me play any trance or dance
So im like im going to get pissed

Went up to the bar " 10 bottles smirnoff ice" lol unopened

Sat with mates and drunk though in like an hour period
then

Snifff Snifff :roll:

About now was the time where i started looking at some ladies :lol:

was eying a few up (most were taken)
Then i spot 1. start dancing away with her to some half decent music
was thinking hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
as you do

then one of HER MATES starts gettting a bit close :lol:

off to toilet for a :roll:

Basically Got straight with this bird- i had no clue who she was but i new she was local

She wouldnt let me go :lol:
had to keep makin excuses to get drink and have a fag!!

after like half an hour (i think) im talking to my mates

1. Find out how old she is
2. Find out her name

shes 16 or 17 and her names becky

so after that bit sorted i was with her till rest of night

Leaving her for a bit of breathing sessions occasionally :lol:

end of night i walk her home as she lives in my village :lol: :lol: :lol:

**********BONUS************

Ill let ureselves think wot happened for a while :roll: before i stumbled back up the road to where the party was...

Ive got her number :lol:

But ive got 1 HUGE problem

I dont have a fucking clue wot she looks like !!!!!!!


hope this is as entertaining for u as it was for me ;)

Slatter

[Fester]

hahahahaha quality! i was highly wasted on friday as well

[Slatter]

Well its 7pm and i still feel like shit !!!!!!

Gonna go lie down in a bit

But at the end of the day.............. Its worth it :lol: :lol: :lol:

[whitey]

I had that sorta nite on thurs! Cant even remember bein with a bird but one keeps txtin me wanting to meet up again coz thurs was "great"!

HMMMMMM could be windup im thinkin, although i cant remember anything after 10pm on thurs!