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burgo
24-09-09, 07:35 AM
this is really bugging me now. i seem to always feel thirsty and if i have a drink that makes no difference so if i have another of the same drink shortly after it'll make me feel sick. but if i have a different drink i dont feel sick but still feel thirsty.

for instance i had a glass of juice, then about half an hour later i had a coffee and felt fine, then had another glass of juice and felt sick. left it until i didnt feel sick anymore and had a cuppa and it made me feel sick again :(

burgo
24-09-09, 07:37 AM
oh yes and i feel like i need to burp all the while but if i try it almost brings sick up lol






what a charming morning post for y'all

Jack
24-09-09, 07:42 AM
a) if you're thirsty, drink water (slowly, don't gulp it down). Tea, coffee, juice etc will merely dehydrate you more which is why you get thirsty again a short while later.

b) whats your diet like? Do you eat enough fruit & veg?

c) without sounding weird, are you pissing Ok and is it the right colour lol

burgo
24-09-09, 07:48 AM
waters boring lol and drinking juice and coffee has never made this happen before

the only fruit i eat is the banana my mum puts in curry and sometimes eat veg but rarely. again tho this has been the case for at least the past 5 years so why the prob now?

yes i piss fine thanks and its pretty clear through the day. its obviously slighty darker when i wake up but this is normal surely.

speaking of pee has anyone else noticed if you drink quite alot of coffee it makes it smell of sugar puffs

Benn
24-09-09, 08:13 AM
Cut the coffee it wont help. Mixing drinks is bad and that's why you feel sick.

kelbelle
24-09-09, 08:17 AM
I'm not entirely sure of the symptoms but is there a history of diabetes in your family? Could you have developed an intolerance to something? Or it could be irritable bowel syndrome?

I agree with Jack though that you should be drinking at least some water. Tea, coffee and alcohol contains caffeine which dehydrates you. If you dont eat some fruit and veg then your body probably doesnt like you right now.

And you know what the easiest solution to this is? GO TO THE DOCTOR!

Andy
24-09-09, 08:37 AM
Pis5 smells of sugar puffs cos your dehydrated mate
I was going through exactly the same as you mate a couple of years ago,i even had a diabetes test done twice (history of it in family) and i was clear.It comes and goes so i put it down to the sheer rubbish i eat,and too much lager/alcohol.

Andy
24-09-09, 08:38 AM
Oh and burping barf up all the time indicates a stomach acid problem so go to t'quack to make sure its not an ulcer.

burgo
24-09-09, 09:00 AM
I'm not entirely sure of the symptoms but is there a history of diabetes in your family? Could you have developed an intolerance to something? Or it could be irritable bowel syndrome?

I agree with Jack though that you should be drinking at least some water. Tea, coffee and alcohol contains caffeine which dehydrates you. If you dont eat some fruit and veg then your body probably doesnt like you right now.

And you know what the easiest solution to this is? GO TO THE DOCTOR!nope no diabetes what so ever.

and i dont like doctors lol. and all this fruit and veg malarky, actually thinking about it ive only felt sick after ive had veg. we had bubble and squeek last night and last week when i was at me cousins i kept feeling sick after he fed me veg. praps its an intollerence to veg lol

LEWI007
24-09-09, 09:02 AM
swine flu lol

Timmy
24-09-09, 09:03 AM
And you know what the easiest solution to this is? GO TO THE DOCTOR!
tipical girl replay gonig to the doc. ic buggerd my hand and the girlfriend you go to the doc's lol
burgo try drinking more water or flaverd water. have you tryed eletrolights ? if your getting thirst quickly your body may not be taking the liqud on board
try SIS engry drink tastes ok and will put the salt back in nt psp22 or rego the other can't remember the name now

burgo
24-09-09, 09:05 AM
swine flu lolnooo i had a slight sneeze and cough last week but it was far from the flu. i wouldnt even call it a cold

burgo
24-09-09, 09:06 AM
tipical girl replay gonig to the doc. ic buggerd my hand and the girlfriend you go to the doc's lol
burgo try drinking more water or flaverd water. have you tryed eletrolights ? if your getting thirst quickly your body may not be taking the liqud on board
try SIS engry drink tastes ok and will put the salt back in nt psp22 or rego the other can't remember the name nowto be honest i think it is a case of my body not taking he fluid on board. its just going straight through me

BODGSI
24-09-09, 09:12 AM
nooo i had a slight sneeze and cough last week but it was far from the flu. i wouldnt even call it a cold

man flu?

burgo
24-09-09, 09:15 AM
man flu?na thats worse than swine flu lol


after reading wiki i am deffinetly dehydrated but i drink plenty which means my body isnt absorbing it :confused:

BODGSI
24-09-09, 09:17 AM
no good then!

im still ill as fook went docs and was a waste of my time!

dougie_boi
24-09-09, 09:19 AM
i had simalar problems a few years ago. the feeling sick, thirsty all the time plus if i even as much sat or leaned the wrong way i got extreme heart burn. turned out it was ulcers but after a couple of weeks of tables diet change etc i was back to normal.

Stuart
24-09-09, 09:20 AM
got a big ass tescos near you?
goto the "sports" bit and get a tub of SIS REGO, mix and drink. IT will help replace a load of electrolytes that your body needs.

But in all seriousness, drinking and still being thirsty means you are either a Vampire or are starting the early signs of type 2 diabeties (it dosent have to be in the family to be a problem)

Timmy
24-09-09, 09:30 AM
i said that lol stuart i just cant spell lol. sis rego had carbs and protine he would be better off with SIS GO

Nick
24-09-09, 09:46 AM
Sounds worryingly like a few of the symptoms of diabetes.

Type 1 Diabetes is just randomly developed. Your body basically pwn's your own pancreas and stops it from producing insulin; so it can happen any time/point - However, it is hereditary; although, you could get it from someone 10 generations previous to you .

Apart from that, you've probably got gay aids. Sucks to be you

tom_beverley
24-09-09, 10:17 AM
Sounds like AIDS but don't worry, you can only catch it once lol

Get to the doctors Burgo

Stuart
24-09-09, 10:17 AM
i said that lol stuart i just cant spell lol. sis rego had carbs and protine he would be better off with SIS GO

When I get migranes I cant get enough fluids in, I tried GO and REGO, GO sucks ass for that job lol

Nick
24-09-09, 10:52 AM
Migraines = Imigran & a tumbler of gin.

Ok, the gin immidietly makes it worse, but i'm asleep within 5 mins.

mowgli
24-09-09, 11:00 AM
FFS BURGO!!!! Why are you asking for medical advice off us lot... its like asking your doctor about valve bounce............

General Baxter
24-09-09, 11:12 AM
be a man, just go sit down and when ever you want something, just phone someone and go uh food lol

Lynsey
24-09-09, 11:14 AM
LMAO lol

You could have a hernia.

Jon_nova1
24-09-09, 11:35 AM
drink some water you big woman lol

or just walk around looking really ill, and when someone asks whats up, just exagerate loads! tell them you've got mad cow disease or something

burgo
24-09-09, 11:37 AM
FFS BURGO!!!! Why are you asking for medical advice off us lot... its like asking your doctor about valve bounce............cos doctors are mean and i dont like them.

General Baxter
24-09-09, 11:37 AM
LMAO lol

You could have a hernia.
i got one of them whilst lifting some **** at work,
i just fell over like a big dead cow on the floor with a gas bottle ontop of me lol

Jack
24-09-09, 11:46 AM
after reading wiki i am deffinetly dehydrated but i drink plenty which means my body isnt absorbing it :confused:
Plenty of what though, as said tea/coffee etc will dehydrate the body.

It is possible for something to pop up out of the blue. I've got a particular health condition which I've lived with for as long as I can remember and only recently its started manifesting itself in a particularly annoying and painful fashion. Just because you've been fine up to now doesn't mean you are fine now.

brainsnova
24-09-09, 12:09 PM
your just getting old.

L14MNP
24-09-09, 12:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnZ6YwqOBAk&feature=related

J4MES
24-09-09, 12:25 PM
Burgo its defo the Bad Aids.

As for you RJ, are you still troubled by those damned genital herpes? ;)

Jack
24-09-09, 12:25 PM
As for you RJ, are you still troubled by those damned genital herpes? ;)
Be nice if it was something that simple! :wtf:

Nick
24-09-09, 12:41 PM
Plenty of what though, as said tea/coffee etc will dehydrate the body.

It is possible for something to pop up out of the blue. I've got a particular health condition which I've lived with for as long as I can remember and only recently its started manifesting itself in a particularly annoying and painful fashion. Just because you've been fine up to now doesn't mean you are fine now.

Yeah, Stress and your general mental state can induce massive changes/effects on your body - It's completely nuts !

GRUNT 16V
24-09-09, 01:48 PM
how about making an appointment at the docs !!!!!??????? rather than post it up here to get loads of stupid answers !!!!

Lynsey
24-09-09, 02:05 PM
I've got a particular health condition which I've lived with for as long as I can remember and only recently its started manifesting itself in a particularly annoying and painful fashion.

Dickrot?

Dar
24-09-09, 07:31 PM
Dickrot?

I recon anal warts. He's been spending some time with Lee recently so it's got to chafe a bit.

burgo
24-09-09, 08:14 PM
how about making an appointment at the docs !!!!!??????? rather than post it up here to get loads of stupid answers !!!!cos i dont like the doctors thats why

Dar
24-09-09, 08:18 PM
cos i dont like the doctors thats why
What do you think they are going to do to you?
Rectal thermometer?

Mike
24-09-09, 08:25 PM
I've got a particular health condition which I've lived with for as long as I can remember and only recently its started manifesting itself in a particularly annoying and painful fashion.

Dickrot?

FPMSL!!

Gotta be ass grapes lol not that i can LOL at that :( :(

Mike
24-09-09, 08:25 PM
FFS BURGO!!!! Why are you asking for medical advice off us lot... its like asking your doctor about valve bounce............

lol lol lol lol + reps lol lol lol

burgo
24-09-09, 08:26 PM
What do you think they are going to do to you?
Rectal thermometer?na they only do that if you ask nicely. i have a fear they will want to do a blood test

Dar
24-09-09, 08:29 PM
Needlephobia? Just go and if they get any such thing out, tell him to **** off! I am sure they would find another way around it.

Like call in Berth the butch nurse to pin you downlol

pikey1986
24-09-09, 08:29 PM
needles ftl lol

Stuart
24-09-09, 08:33 PM
or punch you in the face to get some blood lol

mowgli
24-09-09, 08:39 PM
if they ask for a sample of urine, semen, stools & blood, just give them a pair of your pants.

Mike
24-09-09, 08:42 PM
if they ask for a sample of urine, semen, stools & blood, just give them a pair of your pants.

Wrong on so many levels lol lol

General Baxter
24-09-09, 08:55 PM
mowgli's on fire lol

Sloth
24-09-09, 08:56 PM
just man up and grow a pair.

Dave.
24-09-09, 10:52 PM
Have a good manly dump, thatll sort you out, its mans cure for all pronblems :thumb:

"I feel ill, ill have a dump"
"I feel tired, ill have a dump"
"Works crap, ill have a dump"
"My ar$e hurts, ill have a dump"

:thumb:

General Baxter
24-09-09, 10:53 PM
Have a good manly dump, thatll sort you out, its mans cure for all pronblems :thumb:

"I feel ill, ill have a dump"
"I feel tired, ill have a dump"
"Works crap, ill have a dump"
"My ar$e hurts, ill have a dump"

:thumb:

sounds like my life lol

Benn
25-09-09, 07:59 AM
And mine ^

Dod
25-09-09, 08:44 AM
Sorry too hijack but sometimes when I get really angry I seem to black out but when I wake again I'm covered in Blood, but its not mine. Theres usually Sirens sounding around me so I just get out of there as fast as I can, so whats the best type of shoe I can wear to aid my Getaway?

Spudly
25-09-09, 08:46 AM
Lol, nike air max classics dod, they aid in the swift exit of burgalars so they must be fast lol

Dod
25-09-09, 10:13 AM
Thank you.

Nick
25-09-09, 10:17 AM
What do you think they are going to do to you?
Rectal thermometer?

I was behind a nurse in the que for a lottery ticket, she was scrabbling in her bag and pulled out a "rectal Thermometer" then said..

Some arseholes got my pen !

burgo
25-09-09, 10:22 AM
I was behind a nurse in the que for a lottery ticket, she was scrabbling in her bag and pulled out a "rectal Thermometer" then said..

Some arseholes got my pen !da dum tish!!!

Andy_L
25-09-09, 01:28 PM
Burgo - stop being a hobo and go to the doctors.

brainsnova
25-09-09, 01:33 PM
theres got to be a doctor on png with all those members.

Nick
25-09-09, 01:34 PM
theres got to be a doctor on png with all those members.


Hmm. Could be wrong, but i doubt modified novas are the car of choice for a doctor.

Jack
25-09-09, 01:37 PM
Driving is a dangerous pastime for a doctor anyway, as most spend their time drunk as a lord lol

Lynsey
25-09-09, 02:11 PM
just man up and grow a pair.

You only have a top pair. Pot calling kettle? lol

Southie
25-09-09, 02:22 PM
theres got to be a doctor on png with all those members.
I doctor photos does that count. :d

Your probably run down with having a lack of rest, poor diet and need vitamins. If you've had too rich a diet and have too much alcohol you will probably be getting lactic acid/reflux build up which will cause bloating and the feeling of being sick. You need to get to the docs as you may even have a stomach ulcer. Not good I should know. :(

FB_evolutions
25-09-09, 02:33 PM
just need eat and drink right mate i get liek that the end of season im out the gym and training!

break ur 2-3 meals a day down to 5 or 6 feeds! keep ya goin rather than munching loads of crap in 1 go! or if like me and u toke on the green leaf its 99.9% due to that ;)

gunny
25-09-09, 05:07 PM
speaking of pee has anyone else noticed if you drink quite alot of coffee it makes it smell of sugar puffs

OMFG thank the lord lol ive been trying to figure this out for fook knows how long, and i daren't say to anyone 'hey, my piss smells like sugar puffs' at the risk of sounding retarded.

Thank you Burgo :thumb:

Sloth
25-09-09, 05:46 PM
You only have a top pair. Pot calling kettle? lol

how would you know, have you been watching thru my window again?lol :p

and my top pair are disapearing, thanks to excersie.:thumb:

mowgli
25-09-09, 06:31 PM
MORE TO THE POINT.....

why do sugar puffs smell of coffee piss????????

brainsnova
25-09-09, 06:32 PM
the honey monster has to go somewhere

gunny
25-09-09, 06:38 PM
^Lmao

Mike
25-09-09, 07:15 PM
Ive never really smelt my own piss an liked the fragrance to sugar puffs TBH.

Dod
25-09-09, 09:07 PM
So at this point of this thread, whats the topic of conversation?

pikey1986
25-09-09, 09:10 PM
burgos smelly piss by the looks of it

burgo
26-09-09, 12:39 AM
well todays update. i woke up and had two cups of coffe, followed by 4 cans of carlings, then pint of apple squash and 3 pints of water. and only just needed to go for a slash.

so im guessing my bottom absorbed most of it and i didnt feel sick at all. well the apple juice wasnt brillient as its tasted like paint but meh

MK2 Cat
26-09-09, 04:02 PM
I'm not a doctor/nurse unfortunately. But get well soon matey :)

Lee
26-09-09, 06:58 PM
a) if you're thirsty, drink water (slowly, don't gulp it down). Tea, coffee, juice etc will merely dehydrate you more which is why you get thirsty again a short while later.



Diuretics only dehydrate you in large amounts though. One beer or one cup of coffee will not remove more water than you put in.

Pistol Pete
26-09-09, 06:59 PM
Constipation???

jackbd
27-09-09, 01:19 PM
the only fruit i eat is the banana my mum puts in curry

lol lol lol

Down a pint of water like you would beer every couple of hours. Water retention sounds like its shot to ****.

Be a man, have a some lettuce every now again:thumb:


...or google it ;)