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Nova_Sean
17-09-09, 04:22 PM
BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE
CENTURY.

Charlotte, North Carolina.

A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive
cigars then insured them against, among other things, fire.Within a month,
having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet
having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a
claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in
a series of small fires.'

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious
reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The
lawyer sued.... and WON!

(Stay with me now........ ... ......... ......... )

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the
insurance company that the claim was frivolous!!

The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a
policy from the company, in which it had warranted that the cigars were
insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire,
without defining what is considered to be 'unacceptable fire', and was thus
obligated to pay the claim.

So, rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal
process, the insurance company accepted the ruling, and paid $15,000 to the
lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the 'fires'.

(NOW FOR THE BEST PART....... ....... )



After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company
had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!

With his own insurance claim and testimony from the
previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of
'intentionally burning his insured property' and was sentenced to 24 months
in jail and a $24,000 fine.


This is a true story and was the First Place winner in
the Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

pikey1986
17-09-09, 04:44 PM
fpmsl lol only in america

Mazz
18-09-09, 08:05 PM
lol

Spudly
18-09-09, 08:08 PM
One in the eye for compensation culture, fecking awesome lol

Mike
18-09-09, 08:10 PM
Top stuff :D

kelbelle
19-09-09, 09:17 AM
That's real genius on both sides there!

kieran jackson
19-09-09, 10:02 AM
lmao