Bees

[Nova_Sean]

A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just
at that moment, a bee flew in
his window.

The bee said, "What seems to
be the problem?"
"I'm out of gas," the man
replied.

The bee told the man to wait
right there and flew away.

Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees
flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

"Try it now," said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up..

"Wow!" the man exclaimed,

" What did you put in my gas tank"?

The bee answered,

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[joeSRI]

Bp?

[Nick]

None of your Beesiness ?

[joeSRI]

cant see the pic

[Iain]

BP, har har har, I get it.

[novaload1992]

? what did the bee reply?

[Nick]

? what did the bee reply?

Petrol.

[Jack]

Bees can talk?

[Nick]

In fact, this real-life story has a lot of factual in-discrepancies

[Jack]

Exactly!


A man would never run out of petrol.

[Jim]

A man would never run out of petrol.
LMFAO.

Have some rep! (Not that you need it ;) )

[L14MNP]

The word gas is used as a substitute for petrol in this story, yet we refer to BP as in British Petroleum. Don't like. :(

[Mike]

Bees can talk?

Bee Movie, you never watched it? They even make a boeing fly under "bee power" (like Max Power for bee's i guess?)

[mowgli]

that joke is so old that it pre-dates the car by several years........

[Nova_Sean]

ah ged out of town!

[mowgli]

now if you want a car joke....


the vicar breaks down on the side of the road, he gets the bonnet up & has a look about. just as he's worked it out, two members of the WI drive by. 'what seems to be the trouble vicar?????'
'Piston Broke ladies'
'Well I never, and a vicar of all people' and they drove off

[large_steve182]

this threads funny, as yesterday i was driving home, and ive only got a cassete player at the moment, so was listening to some old school abba and queen tapes. then it just started buzzing through all the speakers, turns out i had the tape on the B side

[mowgli]

unless you pirated the tape, then you have a fault.....

and I hope you were headbanging in a waynes world style to bohemian rhapsody,........

[brainsnova]

this threads funny, as yesterday i was driving home, and ive only got a cassete player at the moment, so was listening to some old school abba and queen tapes. then it just started buzzing through all the speakers, turns out i had the tape on the B side

thats a terrible joke :thumb:

[mowgli]

thats a terrible joke :thumb:

christ!!!! it didn't even register as a joke with me... sorry

[kelbelle]

Oh Mowgli Wowgli you crack me up!

[mowgli]

as this thread is dedicated to antique jokes.....

Sir Francis Drake is loking round a new ship... he's pretty sure he's going to buy it, and then he asks the salesman
'What's it do to a galleon???'

[ade]

lol

What do you call a bee that produces milk?























A boobie!

[large_steve182]

lol

What do you call a bee that produces milk?









A boobie!

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[mowgli]

Paddy walks into a shop & asks for a bee.
'we don't sell them' says the assistant....

'Well, you've got three in the window!!!!!!!'

[ade]

pmsl!

on a serious note - do you know that bees are now classed as an endangered species due to some mad disease wiping them all out!

scarey stuff - theyre the main pollinator for many fruit trees!

[Spudly]

Lol, mad cow disease, chicken flu, swine flu, and now mad bee disease lol

[mowgli]

Do gay bees come out in hives????