wisewood
05-03-03, 11:54 AM
> MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
> "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.....
> I just finished cleaning in here".
>
> MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME RELIGION.
> "You better pray that will come out of the carpet!
>
> MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME TIME TRAVEL.
> "If you don't straighten up, I'm gonna knock you into the middle of
> next week.
>
> MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME LOGIC.
> "Because I said so, that's why."
>
> MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME FORESIGHT.
> " Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."
>
> MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME IRONY.
> "Stop that crying or I'll give you something to cry about."
>
> MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS.
> "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
>
> MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT CONTORTIONISM.
> "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck."
>
> MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT STAMINA.
> "You'll sit there until you clean your plate."
>
> MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT WEATHER.
> "It looks like a cyclone hit this room."
>
> MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT HYPOCRISY.
> If I've told you once, I've told you a million times.....don't
> exaggerate!"
>
> MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
> "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out!"
>
> MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
> "Stop acting like your father."
> "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.....
> I just finished cleaning in here".
>
> MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME RELIGION.
> "You better pray that will come out of the carpet!
>
> MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME TIME TRAVEL.
> "If you don't straighten up, I'm gonna knock you into the middle of
> next week.
>
> MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME LOGIC.
> "Because I said so, that's why."
>
> MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME FORESIGHT.
> " Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."
>
> MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME IRONY.
> "Stop that crying or I'll give you something to cry about."
>
> MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS.
> "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
>
> MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT CONTORTIONISM.
> "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck."
>
> MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT STAMINA.
> "You'll sit there until you clean your plate."
>
> MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT WEATHER.
> "It looks like a cyclone hit this room."
>
> MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT HYPOCRISY.
> If I've told you once, I've told you a million times.....don't
> exaggerate!"
>
> MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
> "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out!"
>
> MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
> "Stop acting like your father."