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Saloony
09-09-09, 10:50 PM
.... was there any? Not to my knowledge. How interesting.
Sloth can you update on any movements her Maj has made in these serious times?? lol
MAJWATCH
At some point today, she had a poo.
vxr_racing_2008
09-09-09, 10:53 PM
i immediatly seen the thread title and thought...... where? when? wtf?lol
MAJWATCH
At some point today, she had a poo.
I heard a rumour from the secret services circles, apparently at around 9.15 zulu time, she emitted a very audible burp lol
Saloony
09-09-09, 10:53 PM
Im in suspenders with all this suspense.
I heard a rumour from the secret services circles, apparently at around 9.15 zulu time, she emitted a very audible burp lol
The queen does not burp
Saloony
09-09-09, 10:55 PM
I heard a rumour from the secret services circles, apparently at around 9.15 zulu time, she emitted a very audible burp lol
She also groped Phil moments later. It was said she done it by accident by tripping on one of the over weight corgis. No one knows, Sloth can you update us??
MAJWATCH
The queen may, or may not be, asleep right now.
Day seven [big brother narrators voice/] in the queens residence, sloth is in the garden looking through the window.........
Saloony
09-09-09, 10:58 PM
MAJWATCH
The queen may or may not be wearing something cloth related
Saloony
09-09-09, 11:01 PM
lmfao
This is no laughing matter burgs:roll:
What does that Pube Sloff do anyhow??
Saloony
09-09-09, 11:04 PM
What does that Pube Sloff do anyhow??
Your your own worst enemy there.. USE THE SEARCH lol
Enjoy big boy
http://www.pngclub.com/forum/showthread.php?t=129802&highlight=09%2F09%2F09
Your your own worst enemy there.. USE THE SEARCH lol
Enjoy big boy
http://www.pngclub.com/forum/showthread.php?t=129802&highlight=09%2F09%2F09
Fail
Read that already.
I used the search!
Doesn't actually tell me what he does!
Frpm the profile of Sir Mong
Occupation:
mechanic
Saloony
09-09-09, 11:08 PM
Fail
Read that already.
I used the search!
Doesn't actually tell me what he does!
Aw sod it, thought id get one up on ya lol
Nope, but hes in her majs pocket tho lol
Come on Craig, You will have to get up bloody early for that to happen!!!!
Saloony
09-09-09, 11:11 PM
Well if ever im lucky to get up earlier than you, all i could do is watch you sleep, bet you look cute sleeping lol
Less than two pages and the PNG curse strikes again lol
Gay or p0rnographic within three pages.........................
LMFAO:thumb:
Such a narrow mind mate!!
If i were up before someone else, I wouldn't be watching them sleep!!!
*Ziiiiiiiiiip :D
Saloony
09-09-09, 11:13 PM
Sorry.. COUGH!! Day 8 of Majwatch, Maj is brushing her corgi
Gay or p0rnographic within three pages.........................
ALMFAO!!!
First post of Page3 :D
Saloony
09-09-09, 11:13 PM
Such a narrow mind mate!!
If i were up before someone else, I wouldn't be watching them sleep!!!
*Ziiiiiiiiiip :D
Ear shot!!
Im not sure whether to take that as stoo would 'drill' them, or 'drill' them as both have different meanings lol
Saloony
09-09-09, 11:17 PM
Right come on lads, back to it. Back to MAJWATCH with our countries finest looking after the nations No1 (Maj) and our best interests, MR SLOTH!!
[BIG BROTHER ANNOUNCER VOICE]Page three in the majwatch house.....[/BIG BROTHER ANNOUNCER VOICE/]
Stoo, DWP.
MAJWATCH
The Queen is breathing.
Day 7 on Majwatch
Stoo is drilling the queen!
Stoo, DWP
DWP!!!!!!!!
Get back in your little self-important box you absolute bellend!!!!!
Fukking DWP!!!
Get a proper MOD job!
MAJWATCH
Day 57 in the Big Muvva's house, Maj has logged onto the internet to discover a bunch of nova owners creating a diary of her events called MAJWATCH,
unfortunatley as her majesty does not own a nova, she is up for eviction this week
rofl my absolute socks off!
bellend huh? yup got one of em stoo. why would i wanna work for the mod? "hey lads, heres a cool career, lets get shot at...." no ta, i actually enjoy life.
regards,
sloth.
p.s her maj says hai, and also, stu, your leather thong is under her bed from last weekend....
bellend huh? yup got one of em stoo. why would i wanna work for the mod? "hey lads, heres a cool career, lets get shot at...." no ta, i actually enjoy life.
So much fail right there lol
Why does everyone confuse the MOD with the Armed Service? When I say I work for the MOD, people expect me to be some dune surfing, talibashing, gun toting, redneck lol
dune surfing, talibashing, gun toting, redneck lol
Stoo's job lmao
more likely to be shot at, at the dole office than in the MOD
MAJWATCH
Her majesty may or maynot be having her morning dump while reading the latest screwfix catalogue looking for a new drill for Stoo
novaguy08
10-09-09, 09:28 AM
oooooooooooooooooooooooook then, one of those "You've read it you CANT UNREAD IT" moments there.
rofl my absolute socks off!
bellend huh? yup got one of em stoo. why would i wanna work for the mod? "hey lads, heres a cool career, lets get shot at...." no ta, i actually enjoy life.
regards,
sloth.
p.s her maj says hai, and also, stu, your leather thong is under her bed from last weekend....
Echo what RJ said. SO much fail you probably wouldn't know where to begin!
Because everybody in the MOD gets shot at!
Enjoying life has zero to do with the job.
As for the leather thong, and what?? It was a gift from your mum.
And you're still a bellend!
Stu, I dont dune surf. We (Try to) avoid them!
( I say try to as at least one pilot failed that task recently!)
However, I do Talibash, I tote Guns, and i sport a mean red neck!!!
P.S The drill is awesome :D
more likely to be shot at, at the dole office than in the MOD
especially in 'ull
MAJWATCH
the queen is currently having first hand experience of Stoo's "gun"
Southie
10-09-09, 12:23 PM
"MAJWATCH"
Her Maj takes Slothorgi out for his lunchtime exercise. :d
http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p379/SOUTHIE01/SLOTHcorgijump.jpg
especially in 'ull
Hey that tarrs me with that brush too, oh hang on a min, yes it is a rough old shoite hole here so meh lol
MAJWATCH
The battery may or maynot have run out on her new stoo drill, so is having a KFC while it recahrges
MAJWATCH
shes in the bathroom shaving her minky.......lol
MAJWATCH
BBQ is lit, Corgi's are shaved. Phil is currently partaking in some immense social faux pas and insulting an entire nation.
When I say I work for the MOD, people expect me to be a redneck lol Yup, when in fact your a redneck wannabe.
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/redneck.jpg
^FLOL at the starfish in the back ground!! lol lol
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