Mike
09-09-09, 08:21 PM
Leading on from "stupid chav" thread, i though id try my hand at MC'ing.
So here goes...
Yes yes, brap brap, driving along, in ma nova, with ma foot down, to the floor, in the pass seat, is ma whore, shes ma bitch complete with a nervous twitch, you wanna see her mum shes got well big tits, an her sisters, shes the one, the one im gonna let stick a dildo up ma bum, shes gonna ram in it so hard itll touch ma tum.....
Yes yes, brap brap, im the man, you the one, all i want you to do all day is stick ya fingers up ma bum as it gives me loving feeling deep down in ma tum.......
Yes yes, brap brap, chillaxing in the morning with last nights curry, i would wash the plates but thats why i live with ma mummy, shes ties my laces, gets me dressed, buy me 20 benson when im looking depressed....
.... light them up, get ma toke on, smoking out ma mums house, with the king sheeters, pass the gear, reminds of this one time when i got an ASBO last year...
yes yes, brap brap, these geezer was in ma face giving all that, thinking he a bad man but to be honest hes a ****, slapped him the chops, realised hes a copper, his boys took me in the van an proper done me over......
yes yes, brap brap now im back larging it with ma nova, those slow coppers will never pull me over, all the k&n stickers bumping up the powaz.....
.....ma 4 speed box working like a straight cut, a bit like how ma mate has his hair cut!
Yes yes, brap brap, hope ya like my song, im well famous, round my estate im known as "well dangerous", me & ma boyz out pimping all nite cuz ma missus goes in at nine to revise......
Yes yes, brap brap, mic testing, to the one, to the two, i would count more, but i cant, all i was interested in was shagging some tart....so this corus, is where it ends....hope you enjoyed it as now i look like a bellend.....
Ballamory Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
So, what you guys think? XFactor matierial? lol
So here goes...
Yes yes, brap brap, driving along, in ma nova, with ma foot down, to the floor, in the pass seat, is ma whore, shes ma bitch complete with a nervous twitch, you wanna see her mum shes got well big tits, an her sisters, shes the one, the one im gonna let stick a dildo up ma bum, shes gonna ram in it so hard itll touch ma tum.....
Yes yes, brap brap, im the man, you the one, all i want you to do all day is stick ya fingers up ma bum as it gives me loving feeling deep down in ma tum.......
Yes yes, brap brap, chillaxing in the morning with last nights curry, i would wash the plates but thats why i live with ma mummy, shes ties my laces, gets me dressed, buy me 20 benson when im looking depressed....
.... light them up, get ma toke on, smoking out ma mums house, with the king sheeters, pass the gear, reminds of this one time when i got an ASBO last year...
yes yes, brap brap, these geezer was in ma face giving all that, thinking he a bad man but to be honest hes a ****, slapped him the chops, realised hes a copper, his boys took me in the van an proper done me over......
yes yes, brap brap now im back larging it with ma nova, those slow coppers will never pull me over, all the k&n stickers bumping up the powaz.....
.....ma 4 speed box working like a straight cut, a bit like how ma mate has his hair cut!
Yes yes, brap brap, hope ya like my song, im well famous, round my estate im known as "well dangerous", me & ma boyz out pimping all nite cuz ma missus goes in at nine to revise......
Yes yes, brap brap, mic testing, to the one, to the two, i would count more, but i cant, all i was interested in was shagging some tart....so this corus, is where it ends....hope you enjoyed it as now i look like a bellend.....
Ballamory Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
So, what you guys think? XFactor matierial? lol