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LEWI007
09-09-09, 07:36 PM
Bored looking around youtube watching the Kersal Massive rap and found another gay video of a chav, but he mentions a vauxhall nova MPV ? :confused:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFeW4H3XqUA&feature=related

AT 3:30

very very very sad video, i hated watching it.

but does anyone have any ideas on wtf a nova mpv is ?lol

Spudly
09-09-09, 07:39 PM
Sorry, i saw the title and im just not watching it lol

wwmnw
09-09-09, 07:40 PM
Sorry, i saw the title and im just not watching it lol

Ditto.

LEWI007
09-09-09, 07:41 PM
I seriously dont blame you 2,

once youve watched it you cant unwatch it, it made me more angry at chavs lol

Mike
09-09-09, 07:49 PM
OMFG he is the baddest thing ive ever heard!!! Hes propa bo shank no? He should be up on his feet doing the one foot skank an all dat yo!

wwmnw
09-09-09, 07:55 PM
Watched a bit, skipped to 2:25ish and watched til about 2:35ish and heard only 1.2 but nothing about MPV.

Mike
09-09-09, 08:00 PM
Yes yes, brap brap, driving along, in ma nova, with ma foot down, to the floor, in the pass seat, is ma whore, shes ma bitch complete with a nervous twitch, you wanna see her mum shes got well big tits, an her sisters, shes the one, the one im gonna let stick a dildo up ma bum, shes gonna ram in it so hard itll touch ma tum.....

Yes yes, brap brap, im the man, you the one, all i want you to do all day is stick ya fingers up ma bum as it gives me loving feeling deep down in ma tum.......

Yes yes, brap brap, chillaxing in the morning with last nights curry, i would wash the plates but thats why i live with ma mummy, shes ties my laces, gets me dressed, buy me 20 benson when im looking depressed....

C2VXL
09-09-09, 08:03 PM
Just watched the one where he's in Leeds. He's a celebrity ha ha!

LEWI007
09-09-09, 08:04 PM
Yes yes, brap brap, driving along, in ma nova, with ma foot down, to the floor, in the pass seat, is ma whore, shes ma bitch complete with a nervous twitch, you wanna see her mum shes got well big tits, an her sisters, shes the one, the one im gonna let stick a dildo up ma bum, shes gonna ram in it so hard itll touch ma tum.....

Yes yes, brap brap, im the man, you the one, all i want you to do all day is stick ya fingers up ma bum as it gives me loving feeling deep down in ma tum.......

Yes yes, brap brap, chillaxing in the morning with last nights curry, i would wash the plates but thats why i live with ma mummy, shes ties my laces, gets me dressed, buy me 20 benson when im looking depressed....

You just made thatup ?

hilarious mate lol:thumb:

Mike
09-09-09, 08:05 PM
.... light them up, get ma toke on, smoking out ma mums house, with the king sheeters, pass the gear, reminds of this one time when i got an ASBO last year...

yes yes, brap brap, these geezer was in ma face giving all that, thinking he a bad man but to be honest hes a ****, slapped him the chops, realised hes a copper, his boys took me in the van an proper done me over......

yes yes, brap brap now im back larging it with ma nova, those slow coppers will never pull me over, all the k&n stickers bumping up the powaz.....

pikey1986
09-09-09, 08:06 PM
if you think that is sad this lad was in my year at school and actually thinks he is good lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D3u9rjS7mw

Mike
09-09-09, 08:07 PM
You just made thatup ?

hilarious mate lol:thumb:

any mother funker, can be an MC, jesus i just proved it, take a look at me

lol lol lol lol

wwmnw
09-09-09, 08:10 PM
if you think that is sad this lad was in my year at school and actually thinks he is good lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D3u9rjS7mw

lol:cry:lol:cry:lol:cry:lol He stinks worse than my area, and my area is surrounded by fields which are currently covered in horse sh!t.

LEWI007
09-09-09, 08:11 PM
if you think that is sad this lad was in my year at school and actually thinks he is good lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D3u9rjS7mw

Thats VERY bad :(

wwmnw
09-09-09, 08:12 PM
Worse than being a mackem!

LEWI007
09-09-09, 08:13 PM
Only thing i hate with mackems is the slang.

yes i talk it and its horrible.

wwmnw
09-09-09, 08:16 PM
I find it easier to understand french people than I do to understand a mackem.

J4MES
09-09-09, 08:17 PM
As if you got 3:30 mins in!! I watched 2secs.

Mike
09-09-09, 08:17 PM
.....ma 4 speed box working like a straight cut, a bit like how ma mate has hair cut!

Yes yes, brap brap, hope ya like my song, im well famous, round my estate im known as "well dangerous", me & ma boyz out pimping all nite cuz ma missus goes in at nine to revise......

Yes yes, brap brap, mic testing, to the one, to the two, i would count more, but i cant, all i was interested in was shagging some tart....so this corus, is where it ends....hope you enjoyed it as now i look like a bellend.....

Ballamory Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

lol

lee-loon
09-09-09, 08:20 PM
What a load of ****,

draper
10-09-09, 10:23 AM
my mum just caught me watching the first vid, at least now she'll forget about the time i was caught on trannynet.com

L14MNP
10-09-09, 11:22 AM
I watched it. Cringe worthy! I like to leave comments for the local charver MC wannabe types on there. They threaten me with violence lol.

L14MNP
10-09-09, 11:22 AM
my mum just caught me watching the first vid, at least now she'll forget about the time i was caught on trannynet.com FFS. Just checked and that's a real site lol. You sir are sick. lol
*Deletes browsing history!

NovaBoi92
10-09-09, 11:23 AM
it made me feel sick, literally. not only is he an annoying little cnut, but the 'rapping' is terrible, bd-bd-bd-bd-bd-bd-bd- badboy crew mix etc

General Baxter
10-09-09, 11:24 AM
mike we need to get you some speakers on the loon a que lol

NovaBoi92
10-09-09, 11:25 AM
LOL vauxhall astra 1.2 vauxhall nova mpv vauxhall astra gtr lol lol

L14MNP
10-09-09, 11:25 AM
'Where's me jumper. Crazy chamber' FCUKING LMAO

draper
10-09-09, 11:26 AM
FFS. Just checked and that's a real site lol. You sir are sick. lol
*Deletes browsing history!

im the sick, you checked it out (not so)limp

lol

L14MNP
10-09-09, 11:27 AM
Didn't click on it lol. Googled FTW.

Send me the code. All I can get is a free trial. lol

L14MNP
10-09-09, 11:38 AM
Here's a few local charver winners out of the favourites
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akuNsna618E
Stolen cars and maybe a Police T5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq7K5WX0ljU&feature=fvw
Funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY58sP00VvA
Metro mission!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVA60R87-wA
(only one comment and it's me lol)

Nick
10-09-09, 11:47 AM
Check out "theivin *******s" . It's by Pompeysomerstown and comes from Portsmouth, Some of the places in the video are very familier to me.

Makes me laugh everytime... Although, these chaps are probably alot more threatening than a 14yr old with a wonky hat.

L14MNP
10-09-09, 12:10 PM
Found.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9ZxFYMynbc
lol

Markd89
10-09-09, 12:12 PM
oh dear..