09/09/09 bug?

[Sloth]

we had an official email today saying that we were on high alert due to this, and due to the fact terrorists may attack us. apparently the twin towers on 9/11 is the us emergency number, and this is ours. any thoughts guys?

[burgo]

get a ****ing grip

[let_nova]

ghey.
you knows it. just ghey

[let_nova]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to burgo again.

[Spudly]

Oh noes, were all gonna die, so what sloff, were all gonna die one day just accept it and enjoy the time you have, i might run you over crossing the road on your way to work in the morning so what, its obviously your time, it was your time the other week when i saw you but you stepped back on the pavement lol

[L14MNP]

Burgowned there Sloth!

Give your head a shake and stop being a bitch!

[Sloth]

wtf? considering i work for her maj, i take our official emails with a bit more caution. still, whatever.

[Sloth]

spud id make a bloody big mess of your car, youve seen how big i am....

[let_nova]

if only her Maj knew little pet sloth was into novas and not bentlys. she would smother you with her wrinkles.

[Saloony]

Captain Sloff to the rescuse!!!

[L14MNP]

i work for her maj
http://www.topnews.in/files/NAZI.jpg

[Spudly]

spud id make a bloody big mess of your car, youve seen how big i am....



Nah the cavs a big old girl, she'd mow ya down lol

[Sloth]

seig heil limp, but shouldnt that be spuds name not mine?

spud, id still dent it a bit, i like big girls.....

[L14MNP]

Nah, the Queen is von of zee Germans!

[Sloth]

true but if you saw the progrqam the other week she isnt the correct monarch. besides i want a republic....

[Saloony]

......well that being the case it should have been 01/01/2000... as in the other emergency number 112

[wwmnw]

spud id make a bloody big mess of your car, youve seen how big i am....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00784/newcasfan0108pa_784726c.jpg

[Sloth]

true. just text my union rep he says we will have 2 cops on patrol all day around the building.

[L14MNP]

Text girls not men from work. lol

[Sloth]

slightly smaller wooooooom, and not geordie.

[Sloth]

im on msn with the missus limp, no girly texting for me....

[wwmnw]

slightly smaller wooooooom, and not geordie.

Picture was just for reference.

[L14MNP]

im on msn with the missus limp

Hope you push her buttons better than she does yours if there's not even a twinge down there! lol

[Saloony]

true. just text my union rep he says we will have 2 cops on patrol all day around the building.

lol high alert then, a whole two patrolling, me thinks they aint that concerned lol

[NovaLad]

I've gotta get a bus tomorrow aswell..
Great.

[wwmnw]

I've gotta get a bus tomorrow aswell..
Great.

I'll be praying to Allah tomorrow then.

[Spudly]

I've gotta get a bus tomorrow aswell..
Great.


If it goes above 50mph soil yourself and text your mum that you love her lol

[Richie_B]

im on msn with the missus limp, no girly texting for me....

talking on msn from different rooms? :eek:

[L14MNP]

Western infidel scum! The teachings of the Koran do not advocate the use of public transport. You shall burn in hell for this unforgiveable lack of respect!

Kill a load of kids and you're in though.

[Sloth]

talking on msn from different rooms? :eek:

shes in bristol im in hull.....

and limp, i have more twinge than i know what to do with, and for the above reason, its a bit awkward....lol

[NovaLad]

It's most likely to happen in london so anyone on here that is there right now my thoughts are with you.
I'd seriously not catch a bus or train in london tomorrow lol.

[Dave.]

090909 Says number not recognised, were safe! :thumb:

[L14MNP]

I'd seriously not catch a bus or train in london tomorrow lol.
You will if you are there when it arrives. Turn up after it's departed and I see your issue.

[mowgli]

this is just like the y2k virus thing... I spent 3 days pissing out the landing window just in case, cos there was linoleum on the bathroom floor & no way was a bug going to get me.....

[DAFTJOHN]

don't worry, it's all going to end 21/12/12 on my 32nd B'day something to do with 11:11 and ghosts

[Spudly]

this is just like the y2k virus thing... I spent 3 days pissing out the landing window just in case, cos there was linoleum on the bathroom floor & no way was a bug going to get me.....



LMFAO....................................:thumb:

[Sloth]

thats that new film, the trailer looks well good...

[Richie_B]

don't worry, it's all going to end 21/12/12 on my 32nd B'day something to do with 11:11 and ghosts

Mine too :eek:

(Not 32) lol

[LEWI007]

You will all look like a bunch of mugs if something gets blown up on the 9/9/09 lol

[L14MNP]

Yeah, when the worldwide press see our posts on PNG I will feel a right tool. lol

[AlexW]

Hopefully it will be wales that gets nuked. Or make a **** up and hit america.

[Sloth]

"png goons predict 09/09/09 destruction"
"comment from stu on page 3" stus comment- "theyre all poofs...."

[Curtoise]

lol, sloth i dare you to open this on a laptop when your near the queen LMFAO!! i will give u serious money if u do lol

http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

[Sloth]

sadly i havent met her maj but she is technically my boss. well her and gordon brown.

[Jack]

I've got a toe in MOD security (now) and we've had no raised alert levels so I wouldn't worry.

[Stuart]

I've got a toe in MOD security (now) and we've had no raised alert levels so I wouldn't worry.

indeedy. The REAL side of the MOD dont seem to care, not the rpetend dole scum side of things.

is today dole day hence the police? lol

oh and union..... you easily led little tart, you want a republic yetlet a union control how your work is, revolutionary FAIL!

[Nebbz]

well apparently today is the end of the world, alas i woke up this morning... and its foooking beautiful outside. perfect day for going for a drive, and waxing the nova win win!


let em bomb us it might actually temp the govourment in to doing somthing for once and for all! (still agree with my late grandad...nuke em all worked for us! lmao) too many of our lads are dying pointlessly with road side bombs in this war. Nothings getting done imo

[Stoo]

too many of our lads are dying pointlessly with road side bombs in this war. Nothings getting done imo

If only you knew!

[DAFTJOHN]

Mine too :eek:

(Not 32) lol

Ah we're doomed - see if I'm in this new film about it then I will start to worrylol

[Nebbz]

If only you knew!
tbh i try not to watch the news any more i just get irate. So i prob dont know alot lol

[Mike]

Meh, were all gonna die. Atleast I wont have to pay my credit card bill then :)

[Stuart]

tbh i try not to watch the news any more i just get irate. So i prob dont know alot lol

the "news" is FAR from near the truth.

[Stoo]

the "news" is FAR from near the truth.

:thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb:

[Pistol Pete]

lol @ 09/09/09 bug...jeez :roll: lol

[L14MNP]

the "news" is FAR from near the truth.
Why am I reminded of this? lol
http://www.britfilms.tv/images/news/Die%20Hard4.0ze.jpg

[Sloth]

well, we had a socialist party demo outside our office today and it soon got heavy. so not a bomb thing but some reds getting all angry, bless em. the fuzz did attend, all 12 of em. just to make sure..... so, 9/9/09 not bad but not uneventful:thumb:

[Sloth]

oh and union..... you easily led little tart, you want a republic yetlet a union control how your work is, revolutionary FAIL!

err, its union assisted, not controlled. yeah i want a republic but i use the union to help give job security. so, not a fail, but not a win. more a nessecary evil.:thumb:

[Jack]

LOL a few unemployed underage bums does not a socialist rioting rally make.

[burgo]

so i was right. woop woop i always am

[twistysnovagte]

my emergancy number is;
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00642/news-graphics-2007-_642140a.jpg
so this should have happened on the 11th of last year lol

[Stuart]

err, its union assisted, not controlled. yeah i want a republic but i use the union to help give job security. so, not a fail, but not a win. more a nessecary evil.:thumb:


imho Unions = less job security as they prevent businesses from being flexible when they need to be. but you believe their propaganda as much as you like (the union is a business itself if you hadnt noticed ;) )

[novaguy08]

Actually if the fact 9/11 was a designed thing or if they read newspapers then its a serious possiblity, you all may mock but at the end of the day time or not, you dont want to go on a bus on your way to work only to be blown to a million bits because some muppet thinks that we all should suffer because some religious nut hidden in a cave and now dead though that america should be attacked for being rich and powerfull.

[mowgli]

Actually if the fact 9/11 was a designed thing or if they read newspapers then its a serious possiblity, you all may mock but at the end of the day time or not, you dont want to go on a bus on your way to work only to be blown to a million bits because some muppet thinks that we all should suffer because some religious nut hidden in a cave and now dead though that america should be attacked for being rich and powerfull.


oh you are naive...............

Osama will never be found in Afghanistan because he's working his way thru 72 virgins in some plush villa in a secure compound in saudi, where his extended family live, they are the same people who were the only ones allowed to fly out of the usa the week after 911, they are also the same people who are major shareholders in such companies as Lockheed Martin, so every time a bomb drops on an arab, they get a dividend........

[novaguy08]

Sorry mowgli, I dont do conspericy theories, not nieve, at the end of the day if they decided to try to blow something else up on a similar style "MO" then they could do it in such a way, (however now being the 10th I would suggest that they didnt!) at the end of the day it could have even been a copycat, dont forget that there are LOADS of these people on our doorsteps saying that theyre going to blow themselves up for their religion (dispite iirc the Koran says suicide is a "sin") and ending up with their 72 virgins!

When they say that it remonds me of a cartoon drawn in the daily mail a while ago showing a suicide bomber turning up in paradise to his 72 virgins, all 72 of which were fat middle aged men who thought playing dungons and dragons was more interesting then getting laid ;)

[burgo]

When they say that it remonds me of a cartoon drawn in the daily mail a while ago showing a suicide bomber turning up in paradise to his 72 virgins, all 72 of which were fat middle aged men who thought playing dungons and dragons was more interesting then getting laid ;)

i saw that on some program the the other night. im thinking family guy possibly

[novaguy08]

nah was in a newspaper mate, Daily mail I think, certainly made me chuckle!!

[burgo]

im not disputing that it was in the paper, im just saying i sawit on tv aswell

[Jack]

Lets face it, things have been pretty quiet on the "terrorism" front of late. The fanatics in the UK/US/Europe are too busy playing on PS3s and enjoying the western world, whilst the ones in the middle east are too busy being shot at.

The point of terrorism is to create an aura of fear though (hence, terror). If everyone said "OMFG I'm not going on a bus/plane/out the house/toilet tomorrow because there's a chance a terrorist might ram some dynamite up my poohole", then they've won. In the immediate aftermath of 11/9 (I'm british lol) everyone was frightened shoitless of flying; but now, nobody is bothered about it. The way to win is to go about your daily life without fear.

...and tbh, when their idea of a "terror attack" is to drive into an airport bollard, set themselves on fire and then get headbutted by an angry scot, I don't think we have much to fear lol

[novaguy08]

. In the immediate aftermath of 11/9 (I'm british lol)

this is a good point, why are us brits STILL calling it 9/11?!!



...and tbh, when their idea of a "terror attack" is to drive into an airport bollard, set themselves on fire and then get headbutted by an angry scot, I don't think we have much to fear lol

Ill rep you for that if i can :D lollollollollollolYou must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Razorjack again. Fail :(

Your correct too, I dont think that we have much to fear, mainly as theyre as they cant really seem to organise a pissup in a brewery, I mean apart from the 7/7 attacks we have had kinda, erm, nothing! apart from several failed attempts at blowing stuff up (which didnt work!) and a small bout of swine flu. which we all seem to be more scared of (not saying we as in the PNG mainly general public of THE WORLD) then anything else!!

[General Baxter]

i can understand the yank one 911,

but iv just tried to call the police, 090909 did not seem to work :(

[Andy]

Sloth you do chat some serious bollox man.
Theres ALWAYS police outside britannia house. They deal with the bagheads who kick off because their payment has been stopped for failing to sign on at the correct time.and various other scumbags in the Spring Bank/Beverley Road vicinity.

[Jack]

but iv just tried to call the police, 090909 did not seem to work :(
Reminds me of that IT Crowd episode where they changed the emergency services number to something like 0800 9964318 871585124 1852518 3832



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lol

[L14MNP]

I prefer to email the fire brigade lol