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Nova_Sean
06-09-09, 11:32 AM
The Giraffe Test
How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.









The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.


2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?













Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.



3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
Attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?















Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.



4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
You do not have a boat. How do you manage it?














Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.

brainsnova
06-09-09, 12:19 PM
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mowgli
06-09-09, 12:34 PM
how do u get 2 whales on a motorbike???

brainsnova
06-09-09, 12:43 PM
well in wales the accient can be confusing but its the same way all over the world , the wheels are bolted on lol

wwmnw
06-09-09, 01:10 PM
I cant do a welsh accent so don't get that :(

Asa-James
06-09-09, 01:26 PM
how do u get 2 whales on a motorbike???

personally i head to Chester and then down the A55:d

Jon_nova1
06-09-09, 02:17 PM
I cant do a welsh accent so don't get that :(

sounds like how do you get 2 wheels on a motorbike

I too go down the A55

wwmnw
07-09-09, 01:38 AM
What's the point in bothering with the front wheel on a bike anyway, if it aint in the air you're a faggot! FACT!

NovaLad
07-09-09, 01:43 AM
How did the pig cross the road???????????













The swine flu.

nova danny1
07-09-09, 02:42 AM
The Giraffe Test
How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.









The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.


2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?













Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.



3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
Attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?















Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.



4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
You do not have a boat. How do you manage it?














Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.

not seen this before me laugh like f**klol

General Lee
07-09-09, 04:42 PM
how do u get 2 whales on a motorbike???

M4 me.

General Lee
07-09-09, 04:44 PM
What's the point in bothering with the front wheel on a bike anyway, if it aint in the air you're a faggot! FACT!

eeerrr no

napalm_27
07-09-09, 04:58 PM
What's the point in bothering with the front wheel on a bike anyway, if it aint in the air you're a faggot! FACT!

yep can tell you only ride a push bike! :tard: if you can even do that

Jack
07-09-09, 05:07 PM
I too go down the A55
snigger.

Asa-James
07-09-09, 05:24 PM
snigger.

theres only you could see that lollol