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magneticSR
04-09-09, 09:26 PM
...and its well slow. I heard they were meant to be quick and that but i lost in a race to a Smartcar. Gay.

Bobminda
04-09-09, 09:28 PM
Maybe you should invest in some mods ?

magneticSR
04-09-09, 09:29 PM
ive seen induction kits on ebay that give 25bhp. any good?

John
04-09-09, 09:30 PM
ive seen induction kits on ebay that give 25bhp. any good?

Yeah get 4, instant 100bhp increase.

magneticSR
04-09-09, 09:31 PM
Yeah get 4, instant 100bhp increase.

really? can you fit 4?

Bobminda
04-09-09, 09:31 PM
Probably best to start with 2 and see if you can handle the power !

Spudly
04-09-09, 09:31 PM
Smart cars are all 600cc turbos so unless youre running a decent spec SR SRi or GTE/GSi youre gonna lose, i hope it was on a track and not on the public highway though!

CoolTiger
04-09-09, 09:31 PM
ive seen induction kits on ebay that give 25bhp. any good? some k&n stickers add 15bhp so ive heard

vxr_racing_2008
04-09-09, 09:32 PM
a slow nova?? .... or a slow driver??? what kind of nova you got?:roll:

John
04-09-09, 09:33 PM
some k&n stickers add 15bhp so ive heard

2 will give 35bhp though!

Bobminda
04-09-09, 09:33 PM
some k&n stickers add 15bhp so ive heard

Yeah thats for the new ones, the older ones are only 5bhp

magneticSR
04-09-09, 09:34 PM
i got a 1.2 merit all done up like an SR.

I aint a slow driver, ive been down Santa Pod loads.

John
04-09-09, 09:35 PM
I aint a slow driver, ive been down Santa Pod loads.

Quailty! Waz it wikkid?

vxr_racing_2008
04-09-09, 09:37 PM
what carb is on it?

Bobminda
04-09-09, 09:37 PM
Quailty! Waz it wikkid?

Yeah it probably was, I been loads as well and proper bo i tell thee

novalicous
04-09-09, 09:37 PM
I aint a slow driver, ive been down Santa Pod loads wikidie bow..

magneticSR
04-09-09, 09:37 PM
Quailty! Waz it wikkid?

yeah mate! my mate was in his cossie ive got some vids

John
04-09-09, 09:38 PM
yeah mate! my mate was in his cossie ive got some vids

post away!

novalicous
04-09-09, 09:38 PM
yeah mate! my mate was in his cossie ive got some vids

vids?

Bobminda
04-09-09, 09:38 PM
what swimming cossie ??

John
04-09-09, 09:39 PM
yeah mate! my mate was in his cossie ive got some vids

yaeh but what were you driving??

magneticSR
04-09-09, 09:40 PM
vids are on my phone. any of you lot go there?

anyway what are the best mods i can put on?

lee-loon
04-09-09, 09:41 PM
Your best of with a Max Power induction kit and a cherry bomb,if that is still slow try a Rage DTM back box.

novalicous
04-09-09, 09:42 PM
viper stripes and a bolt on exausht tip should be good for an extra 25-40 BHP

John
04-09-09, 09:42 PM
vids are on my phone. any of you lot go there?

anyway what are the best mods i can put on?

I think one of the lads off here has been.......... once.


How about "knN", some stickers (as already said) and ebay chips, should see well over 150 bhp imo.

CoolTiger
04-09-09, 09:43 PM
a big spoiler to keep the rear end planted for more grip

Asa-James
04-09-09, 09:44 PM
I think one of the lads off here has been.......... once.


How about "knN", some stickers (as already said) and ebay chips, should see well over 150 bhp imo.

ebay chips? just go to the local chippy and get loads, port and polish the audi way, and a good mustang style engine flush and you'll be laughing:thumb:


and the 1.2 is easy up to the task of 210bhp without mega money being thrown at it.


edit--dont forget to fold the rear seats down for lower weight distribution...

vxr_racing_2008
04-09-09, 09:45 PM
get a twin choke carb chucked on with a k & n filter on top:thumb:

Bobminda
04-09-09, 09:46 PM
chipping would give you between 35hp and 125hp depending on your engine

John
04-09-09, 09:46 PM
ahh yeah ASA, i'm forgetting the home do port and polish with sand down the inlet.

CoolTiger
04-09-09, 09:46 PM
take the springs out - weight saving

magneticSR
04-09-09, 09:47 PM
are you lot taking the piss

when i first went down there i had a belmont but now i wanna take my nova and put some good times in!

John
04-09-09, 09:47 PM
take the springs out - weight saving

valve springs yeah?

Rysee
04-09-09, 09:48 PM
take the grill off the ffront, more cooling = faster

napalm_27
04-09-09, 09:49 PM
are you lot taking the piss

when i first went down there i had a belmont but now i wanna take my nova and put some good times in!

100% seri-ass mate

we now not how to take piss as you say (foreign voice)

CoolTiger
04-09-09, 09:50 PM
are you lot taking the piss

when i first went down there i had a belmont but now i wanna take my nova and put some good times in!

were not !
we've done everything with novas
tried and tested everything all the surgestions above are the best ways to get power out of a 1.2

Bobminda
04-09-09, 09:50 PM
Yeah springs out = weight saving = lower ride height = faster 0 -60 times

John
04-09-09, 09:50 PM
[quote=magneticSR]are you lot taking the piss

quote]

No :confused: :confused:

CoolTiger
04-09-09, 09:51 PM
valve springs yeah?yea and the rocker cover keep the oil cool let the heat escape :D

Graeme
04-09-09, 09:51 PM
Ask your mum if you can have her bread bin to make into a subaru style scoop, to force air into the carb and it'll be well faster because it will have a ram air effect, should see some good results once you get to about 60 mph

Asa-James
04-09-09, 09:51 PM
are you lot taking the piss

when i first went down there i had a belmont but now i wanna take my nova and put some good times in!


right serious head on for a minute--- its a 1.2 with the best part of 55bhp. you will NEVER run a good time with that, standard corsa vxr's run mid 17's and they have 160ish bhp. if you want power from your nova save up and get an XE/LET engine fitted, or buy one with the conversion done. the best 1.2 i know of on this site is Boffer8's, and thats only because he knows what he's doing when building the things and has it at an estimated 110bhp (i.e double what i'm guessing you have) th ebay induction kit is bollox, no you cant fit 4, ad most of the above was indeed taking the proverbial micheal.

if you can hack it here kid, you can hack it anywhere:thumb:

John
04-09-09, 09:52 PM
right serious head on for a minute--- its a 1.2 with the best part of 55bhp. you will NEVER run a good time with that, standard corsa vxr's run mid 17's and they have 160ish bhp. if you want power from your nova save up and get an XE/LET engine fitted, or buy one with the conversion done. the best 1.2 i know of on this site is Boffer8's, and thats only because he knows what he's doing when building the things and has it at an estimated 110bhp (i.e double what i'm guessing you have) th ebay induction kit is bollox, no you cant fit 4, ad most of the above was indeed taking the proverbial micheal.

if you can hack it here kid, you can hack it anywhere:thumb:

we be rumbled! lol lol

Congrats for taking four pages of piss taking! :thumb:

Listen to the man /\ :)

Graeme
04-09-09, 09:53 PM
Don't forget hardcore dance music always makes 1.2s a lot faster or maybe just a bit 'nippier' at least

Bobminda
04-09-09, 09:54 PM
Ask your mum if you can have her bread bin to make into a subaru style scoop, to force air into the carb and it'll be well faster because it will have a ram air effect, should see some good results once you get to about 60 mph

Bread bin, just cut the bonnet and bend roughly where the air intake is.

may look messy but the bhp will go up around 10 - 15 %

magneticSR
04-09-09, 09:54 PM
cool. thanks for the ideas

me and my mate are gonna take the back seats out tomorrow anyway :thumb:

whats a ram air effect? does it ram more air into the engine?

Asa-James
04-09-09, 09:55 PM
oh sweet jesus...

Bobminda
04-09-09, 09:56 PM
right serious head on for a minute--- its a 1.2 with the best part of 55bhp. you will NEVER run a good time with that, standard corsa vxr's run mid 17's and they have 160ish bhp. if you want power from your nova save up and get an XE/LET engine fitted, or buy one with the conversion done. the best 1.2 i know of on this site is Boffer8's, and thats only because he knows what he's doing when building the things and has it at an estimated 110bhp (i.e double what i'm guessing you have) th ebay induction kit is bollox, no you cant fit 4, ad most of the above was indeed taking the proverbial micheal.

if you can hack it here kid, you can hack it anywhere:thumb:

yeah we are extracting the urine !!

Sorry Mum

Graeme
04-09-09, 09:56 PM
Yes mate forcing air into the carb is like how a turbo works, Adding a subaru style scoop will not only do this but will also score you extra points when your out Crooooooozin

vxr_racing_2008
04-09-09, 09:57 PM
oh sweet jesus...

i know what your thinking lol

Bobminda
04-09-09, 09:57 PM
lol
oh sweet jesus...

lol lol

vxr_racing_2008
04-09-09, 09:58 PM
lol

lol lol


And you know what hes thinking too lol

John
04-09-09, 09:59 PM
Yes mate forcing air into the carb is like how a turbo works, Adding a subaru style scoop will not only do this but will also score you extra points when your out Crooooooozin

Noooo, bolt computer cooling fans to the top of the carb for electric turbo power!!!!!

magneticSR
04-09-09, 10:00 PM
so if i get one of these ram air sccops and stick it on the bonnet it will be just like having a turbo

where can i get one from please guys?

napalm_27
04-09-09, 10:01 PM
no no no no no











VTEC YOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

vxr_racing_2008
04-09-09, 10:01 PM
is it a sunroof model? make you sure you keep it shutlol too much downforce can really be annoying:d

lee-loon
04-09-09, 10:01 PM
Fcuk off

John
04-09-09, 10:02 PM
so if i get one of these ram air sccops and stick it on the bonnet it will be just like having a turbo

where can i get one from please guys?

Ya moms bread bin?

magneticSR
04-09-09, 10:04 PM
you guys are just having a laugh now

im only asking for help

vxr_racing_2008
04-09-09, 10:05 PM
Fcuk off

ooo someones hit a nervelol

Bobminda
04-09-09, 10:05 PM
just buy a cheap turbo from ebay ! either that or nitros kits are a good way for cheap power

lee-loon
04-09-09, 10:05 PM
Go to halfords

vxr_racing_2008
04-09-09, 10:06 PM
Honestly- what kind of carb is on it?

John
04-09-09, 10:06 PM
you guys are just having a laugh now

im only asking for help

yeah were having a lend of you fella!lol

Seriously, save some money and put an xe in when you can afford the insurance.

lee-loon
04-09-09, 10:06 PM
ooo someones hit a nervelol

You no he's taking the piss

Bobminda
04-09-09, 10:07 PM
ooo someones hit a nervelol

Some1 has got out of the wrong side of the womb

Spudly
04-09-09, 10:07 PM
so if i get one of these ram air sccops and stick it on the bonnet it will be just like having a turbo

where can i get one from please guys?



Youve missed Asa's post after its been quoted aswell so the genuine offer of help has been there and ignored, i was going to tell this lot to calm down but, meh!

vxr_racing_2008
04-09-09, 10:07 PM
Go to halfords


And that isn't lol lol lol

magneticSR
04-09-09, 10:08 PM
i dont know that much about cars, im trying to learn it.

lee-loon why are you being funny with me?

napalm_27
04-09-09, 10:09 PM
i dont know that much about cars, im trying to learn it.

lee-loon why are you being funny with me?

i think you should go back in your hole and think things over before your next threads lol

lee-loon
04-09-09, 10:10 PM
And that isn't lol lol lol

No I get all my stick on **** from there

Bobminda
04-09-09, 10:10 PM
i dont know that much about cars, im trying to learn it.

lee-loon why are you being funny with me?

Dont worry about it, I had a few funny comments at me when I joined but there are some really helpful guys and gals on here

magneticSR
04-09-09, 10:10 PM
ok guys, just chillax

vxr_racing_2008
04-09-09, 10:11 PM
Okay, if its the standard carb on it then get it ripped off and fit a twin choke pierburg or webber put on:thumb: you will notice a major difference!

Graeme
04-09-09, 10:11 PM
http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm146/saloondicko/130_0608_18_zsubaru_wrx_stihood_sco.jpg



This is the one I'm getting for my 1.2, if anyone knows of a bigger one let me know

magneticSR
04-09-09, 10:13 PM
that looks well smart!

Spudly
04-09-09, 10:14 PM
ok guys, just chillax



Omg that annoys the fudge out of me, its 'relax' or 'chill out' theres no such word as 'chillax' ffs type english will you!

Graeme
04-09-09, 10:14 PM
Exactly mate, ram air ftw

Graeme
04-09-09, 10:15 PM
Chillax Nazi, have you got your stick at the ready?

napalm_27
04-09-09, 10:15 PM
Omg that annoys the fudge out of me, its 'relax' or 'chill out' theres no such word as 'chillax' ffs type english will you!

spudly spellbot on the attack again lol

lee-loon
04-09-09, 10:16 PM
I like EVO vents best but on the roof

napalm_27
04-09-09, 10:16 PM
I like EVO vents best but on the roof

most people call them sunroofs :thumb:

Bobminda
04-09-09, 10:16 PM
I like EVO vents best but on the roof

wont that let water in ?

Spudly
04-09-09, 10:17 PM
Chillax Nazi, have you got your stick at the ready?


yes, and youre gonna get a poke in the eye first so ner ner :p



lol

lee-loon
04-09-09, 10:19 PM
wont that let water in ?

No only 'fow show'

LEWI007
04-09-09, 10:22 PM
Dont just take the back seats out mate.

do what i did, take everything out, even the front seats and sit on the floor on a pillow to save weight.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh57/LEWI007/Nova/Image08-1.jpg

magneticSR
04-09-09, 10:23 PM
i dont get some of these comments but yes i have got a sunroof

mowgli
04-09-09, 10:23 PM
magimixSR, there is only one decent cheap way to get more power in a 1.2, that is to remove it & put something bigger in. so keep it std, stop racing people in a straight line (wait for bendy bits) and get saving.

magneticSR
04-09-09, 10:25 PM
mate that must be well light without any seats in! have you just put the drivers seat back in?

magneticSR
04-09-09, 10:26 PM
i get stung on insurance if i get a bigger engine in there

Spudly
04-09-09, 10:26 PM
mate that must be well light without any seats in! have you just put the drivers seat back in?



Read ALL of the posts in a thread, not just some, you will get further on this site.

lee-loon
04-09-09, 10:26 PM
Dont just take the back seats out mate.

do what i did, take everything out, even the front seats and sit on the floor on a pillow to save weight.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh57/LEWI007/Nova/Image08-1.jpg

How much does the NOS give? 200bhp?

Spudly
04-09-09, 10:27 PM
How much does the NOS give? 200bhp?


Nah, thats only a 5bhp bottle, he stole it from a milk float lol

vxr_racing_2008
04-09-09, 10:27 PM
Dont just take the back seats out mate.

do what i did, take everything out, even the front seats and sit on the floor on a pillow to save weight.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh57/LEWI007/Nova/Image08-1.jpg



Is it funny friday todaylol lol

LEWI007
04-09-09, 10:28 PM
http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh57/LEWI007/Nova/HPIM1115.jpg

Buckets mate.

and thats what you should do aswell.

because its an even cheaper way to get more HORSEPOWER.

yes thats right, stripping it gives more hp.

power to weight ratio innit :thumb:lol

magneticSR
04-09-09, 10:29 PM
i thought that was a fire extingisher. has it got nos then?

LEWI007
04-09-09, 10:29 PM
Yeah thats nos disguised as fire extuingisher..


for the sleeper look.

Asa-James
04-09-09, 10:29 PM
no, its...they... sure, why not.

lee-loon
04-09-09, 10:30 PM
My buckets allways spill water when I'm going down 'Pod'

Spudly
04-09-09, 10:31 PM
yes thats right, stripping it gives more hp.

power to weight ratio innit :thumb:lol




I hope to fcuk you dont seriously beleive that???????????????

novait
04-09-09, 10:31 PM
sorry but lol lol lol

vxr_racing_2008
04-09-09, 10:32 PM
Yeah thats nos disguised as fire extuingisher..


for the sleeper look.


lol lol this is one funny thread!

LEWI007
04-09-09, 10:33 PM
I hope to fcuk you dont seriously beleive that???????????????

what its true.

the lighter the car, the more powerful the engine is :confused:

its like putting a 1.2 55hp engine on a skateboard, imagine how fast it would go.

then imagine a 1.2 55hp in a bus..not very fast.

know what im sayin boys lol

magneticSR
04-09-09, 10:34 PM
are you suposed to have a fire extinisher bottle to go down the 1/4 mile strip?

LEWI007
04-09-09, 10:35 PM
yes thats why ive disguised my nos as fire extinguisher.

that way i can legally race on the track, and the opponents dont know whats hit them when i press the button hidden in my fag lighter like on fast and furious.

lee-loon
04-09-09, 10:35 PM
Yes incase the BBQ gets out of hand

Bobminda
04-09-09, 10:36 PM
what its true.

the lighter the car, the more powerful the engine is :confused:

its like putting a 1.2 55hp engine on a skateboard, imagine how fast it would go.

then imagine a 1.2 55hp in a bus..not very fast.

know what im sayin boys lol

Very true, Ive even asked the other half to strip when we go out for a drive to save on weight

LEWI007
04-09-09, 10:38 PM
Very true, Ive even asked the other half to strip when we go out for a drive to save on weight

lollollollollol :thumb:

napalm_27
04-09-09, 10:39 PM
what its true.

the lighter the car, the more powerful the engine is :confused:

its like putting a 1.2 55hp engine on a skateboard, imagine how fast it would go.

then imagine a 1.2 55hp in a bus..not very fast.

know what im sayin boys lol

it doesnt do **** all to the engine you stupid goon
it just makes the car lighter and the engine not pull as much weight around

magneticSR
04-09-09, 10:39 PM
i wish i had some nos.

im saving up for some new wheels first

Graeme
04-09-09, 10:40 PM
What wheelz you getting boi?

napalm_27
04-09-09, 10:40 PM
i wish i had some nos.

im saving up for some new wheels first

be pretty useless really why would you want part of a company? its not going to make your car faster

lee-loon
04-09-09, 10:41 PM
Venoms?

novait
04-09-09, 10:41 PM
yea make sure there light weight ones if you want to do the strip.

Bobminda
04-09-09, 10:42 PM
What wheelz you getting boi?

LMFAO

Get some bad babysitter ones, drop it so it sits in the weeds bro

LEWI007
04-09-09, 10:42 PM
it doesnt do **** all to the engine you stupid goon
it just makes the car lighter and the engine not pull as much weight around


Yes but theres a power to weight ratio, it has to be calculated to see how much hp then engine acts like in a car of whatever weight it is.

Bobminda
04-09-09, 10:43 PM
Venoms?

Quality now your talking or maybe some hockenheims?

magneticSR
04-09-09, 10:44 PM
i like the tsw venoms yeah but i was gonna go to R-TEC and have a look and see what thay have got :thumb:

lee-loon
04-09-09, 10:44 PM
Chrome FTW

napalm_27
04-09-09, 10:45 PM
Yes but theres a power to weight ratio, it has to be calculated to see how much hp then engine acts like in a car of whatever weight it is.


go sit in the corner and think about what you just said :tard:

Rysee
04-09-09, 10:45 PM
Quality now your talking or maybe some hockenheims?


No no, smith's twisters

novait
04-09-09, 10:45 PM
^ ftw........^

napalm_27
04-09-09, 10:45 PM
i like the tsw venoms yeah but i was gonna go to R-TEC and have a look and see what thay have got :thumb:

im going to get abused to feck right now but i do sort of like venoms :confused:

Bobminda
04-09-09, 10:45 PM
whats r tec ?

magneticSR
04-09-09, 10:46 PM
chrome FTW's? any pics please

Bobminda
04-09-09, 10:46 PM
No no, smith's twisters

Arnt they crisps ??

napalm_27
04-09-09, 10:46 PM
is it like vtec????

LEWI007
04-09-09, 10:46 PM
go sit in the corner and think about what you just said :tard:

man but cant you just imagine your engine on a shopping trolley :roll: it would go like 150mph and act as if it was about 200hp in a normal weight car.


init.

Asa-James
04-09-09, 10:47 PM
chrome FTW's? any pics please

well now its obvious your taking the pish

lee-loon
04-09-09, 10:48 PM
I is on my iPhone can't blood

napalm_27
04-09-09, 10:49 PM
man but cant you just imagine your engine on a shopping trolley :roll: it would go like 150mph and act as if it was about 200hp in a normal weight car.


init.

are you going to trax???

Spudly
04-09-09, 10:50 PM
Someone please tell me K reg nova is taking the piss, btw this thread is getting a little ott!

LEWI007
04-09-09, 10:51 PM
are you going to trax???

nah man havent got a license yet.

But i bet if you take an XE nova there WITH the interior in, and i take my 1.2 that is stripped, then i will win :thumb:

lee-loon
04-09-09, 10:51 PM
Train trax?

LEWI007
04-09-09, 10:52 PM
Because my power to weight is more than you.

napalm_27
04-09-09, 10:52 PM
nah man havent got a license yet.

But i bet if you take an XE nova there WITH the interior in, and i take my 1.2 that is stripped, then i will win :thumb:
you are so lucky
i was going to form a slap the tw*t line in your direction :thumb:

LEWI007
04-09-09, 10:52 PM
lol

magneticSR
04-09-09, 10:53 PM
what is trax

napalm_27
04-09-09, 10:54 PM
what is trax
day at silverstone mate :thumb:

Bobminda
04-09-09, 10:54 PM
Try Racing A Xe TRAX

LEWI007
04-09-09, 10:54 PM
Its where we all take the tires off our slabs and put the cars on the train trax and race down them.

wanna come ?

like scalextric

lee-loon
04-09-09, 10:55 PM
It's what trains go on

magneticSR
04-09-09, 10:57 PM
is it like USC what they do at santa pod?

LEWI007
04-09-09, 11:03 PM
I dont know what usc is mate.

but have you got any plans for this nova yet then ?

Southie
04-09-09, 11:08 PM
My god 15 pages of jibberish. Awsome lol

Any pictures of your 1.2 stealth fighter then.

Why didn't you buy a Saxo?

magneticSR
04-09-09, 11:12 PM
usc is the ultimate car show. loads of modded motors its wicked mate :thumb:

yeah im gonna take the back seats out tomorrow. just found a ram air scoop on ebay, will it fit http://cgi.ebay.ph/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200367897898

hi mate, saxo's are to much on the insurance

Graeme
04-09-09, 11:14 PM
Thats a filter mate for a gte isn't going to fit or make a difference

LEWI007
04-09-09, 11:18 PM
well mate heres a tip for you.

a couple weeks ago i went to the scrappy and there was a saab 2.0 turbo, so i took the pipe off the turbo with the rubber thing and bought it for 7 quid.

stuck a universal air filter on i got for nowt, and hey presto. oh i had to hacksaw it and modify it to fit aswell, but cant go wrong.
http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh57/LEWI007/Nova/Image23-1.jpg

much better than the pancake filters, and a cheap mod.

Southie
04-09-09, 11:19 PM
Personally I would have a look in some of the projects on here and learn about Novas. Plenty of 1.2's around on here and if insurance is expensive then becareful what you alter, don't forget you'll have to declare your modifications.

Guys I know that the lad has come across as a bit thick but give him a chance. ;) We all had to learn at some point.

Go back and read ASA comments.

Lee H
04-09-09, 11:21 PM
i get stung on insurance if i get a bigger engine in there

Just don't tell them, plenty of people on here don't :roll:

LEWI007
04-09-09, 11:23 PM
Yeah whos gonna know.

once ive got a license and the car on the road im going to stick a let in mine and try and get about 600hp.

insurance wont know about it though.

Spudly
04-09-09, 11:23 PM
Just don't tell them, plenty of people on here don't :roll:


Unfortunately dude, thats the truth!

Lee H
04-09-09, 11:28 PM
Unfortunately dude, thats the truth!

I know, exactly why I said it, not that it will make a difference though unfortunately.

LEWI007
04-09-09, 11:30 PM
Nah who wants to tell them and pay more insurance.


f**k that

Asa-James
04-09-09, 11:34 PM
Nah who wants to tell them and pay more insurance.


f**k that

living the drem by any chance...

Spudly
04-09-09, 11:36 PM
Nah who wants to tell them and pay more insurance.


f**k that


I remove you one blob:wtf:

LEWI007
04-09-09, 11:36 PM
lol

remove me ?

ive been here since 2006 i have nothing to do with that idiot who kept spamming.

Spudly
04-09-09, 11:38 PM
lol

remove me ?



One blob of rep, you had two green, now you have one lol

LEWI007
04-09-09, 11:40 PM
dammit whyd you do that, ive been trying to build my rep up for ages and you go and f*ck me over.

ffs

Asa-James
04-09-09, 11:41 PM
i dare say you brought it on yourself with childish and misleading comments

Spudly
04-09-09, 11:42 PM
Post silly things and you get neg rep'd, tis the way it works!

LEWI007
04-09-09, 11:42 PM
I actually gained rep from my childish comments.

and he just removed some for saying daft stuff about insurance.

Spudly
04-09-09, 11:43 PM
I actually gained rep from my childish comments.

and he just removed some for saying daft stuff about insurance.


Lifes a bitch aint it, whatya gon do, ban me lol

LEWI007
04-09-09, 11:44 PM
Nothing worse than when the person in charge acts like a nob.

Asa-James
04-09-09, 11:44 PM
no you gained rep from funny comments. putting things like "i'm putting a LET in and not telling the insurance" is childish.


and you are flying in the face of rule 15 there bud

LEWI007
04-09-09, 11:45 PM
hows it childish ? it wont be about 2-3 years before i do it anyway.

Asa-James
04-09-09, 11:47 PM
its childish because there are enough impressionable idiots out there who may look at that and think "oh its fine" and when one of them crashes into me and the insurance wont pay out because of the voided policy i wont be impressed. theres nothing funny or daft about insurance.

Spudly
04-09-09, 11:47 PM
Listen to asa, and yes im being a funny bugger about it but my point is valid, changing an engine and not telling your insurance or the dvla, is tax and insurance fraud, and is iirc an imprisonable offence, so whos being more childish here, ask yourself, seriously!

LEWI007
04-09-09, 11:50 PM
Nah i never knew it was a serious as that, your right it was a stupid comment.


forget about it though.

im goin for pizza

Rysee
04-09-09, 11:51 PM
Nah i never knew it was a serious as that, your right it was a stupid comment.


forget about it though.

im goin for pizza

Is it ok if i neg rep you for making me want pizza?

LEWI007
04-09-09, 11:51 PM
NOOOOOOOOOO lol

Spudly
04-09-09, 11:52 PM
Not many people actually realise its a serious offence, its not just a laugh and getting one over on the system, its not good seriously, so now you see why we're pretty hot on comments like that dude!

Mines a 12" Proscutio btw dude:thumb:

Asa-James
04-09-09, 11:52 PM
Is it ok if i neg rep you for making me want pizza?

i'd second that, plus the fact i cant get one as my cars of the road. damn you dominoes~!

Lee H
04-09-09, 11:52 PM
OMG what have I started now with my insurance comment....... lol

LEWI007
04-09-09, 11:54 PM
Yeah your right id feel the same with all the hard work ive put into my nova if some idiot came along and rammed me and couldnt get the insurance to pay.


Im off to get some PEPPERONI PIZZA NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

Lee
05-09-09, 12:08 AM
I cant decide whether the OP has either read too much max power, or is the worst troll in history.

Either way, this is possibly the worst thread I have EVAR seen!

Spudly
05-09-09, 12:09 AM
Hence my bored/negative comments lol

Curtoise
05-09-09, 01:02 AM
right magneticsr, i have a 1.2i k reg nova, and the best way iv found to increase power it to get a ram air scoop so more air in engine = more power, and also drive around with my grill off = cooler= more efficient= more power.
and also get the grinder out and cut slats in your wings so air rushes in and goes into the engine bay. but by far the best idea is to run the engine dry of oil, run it for 30 secs and put half oil back in, this removes all crap from cylinders and increases boar of cylinders increasing cc and hp.

also buy my wheels, as there wide and get better traction.

oh yeh, and a good polish helps the air move over your car faster, generating less drag, more speed.

when you add the ram air scoop, dont bother using a filter as it suffocates the engine, just get some thin gauze and tape it over the carb to catch any big bits !!!!!!

hope this helps

brainsnova
05-09-09, 01:27 AM
get a digi dash and set it to kph then your flying. kind off lol

novaload1992
05-09-09, 12:33 PM
i've got a 1 litre nova and shes not slow when you put the foot down!

magneticSR
05-09-09, 10:39 PM
why has this been put in the muppets corner?

i took me seats out today, took me ages

LEWI007
05-09-09, 10:58 PM
Why dont you get some pics of the car mate.

hope it isnt a special model that your stripping out.

anyway just get some pics ;)

nova_saloon
05-09-09, 11:14 PM
right ive just sat here for the best part of half an hour and it was so worth it lol

kieran jackson
05-09-09, 11:20 PM
just sat here for a good 20 mins pmsl at this thread

Curtoise
06-09-09, 12:38 AM
pics or GTFO

Gibbo
06-09-09, 12:58 AM
just sat here for a good 20 mins pmsl at this thread

me to lmao

brainsnova
06-09-09, 01:02 AM
just looked for almost 1 minute and no pics lol

Gibbo
06-09-09, 01:14 AM
i cant wait for them tho lol

Curtoise
06-09-09, 01:19 AM
you know its gonna be mega lolz

JordyzNova
06-09-09, 10:25 AM
viper stripes and a bolt on exausht tip should be good for an extra 25-40 BHP

lol i like that one :thumb:

JordyzNova
06-09-09, 10:27 AM
i've got a 1 litre nova and shes not slow when you put the foot down!

i wouldnt say mega quick to mine either but she will do till the gte engine is in :d

dj_wudgey
06-09-09, 11:29 AM
Yes but theres a power to weight ratio, it has to be calculated to see how much hp then engine acts like in a car of whatever weight it is.

well no its not figured on how much the engine has increased by taking the wieght out what they do is use the weight figures and the bhp ect to calculate what bhp it has per tonne!!

Andy
06-09-09, 11:45 AM
what a load of sh1te.i cant believe it hasnt been deleted.

16v Nova Kev
06-09-09, 12:04 PM
you lot are just nasty.... he he i like it:thumb:

Gaz1300SR
06-09-09, 01:15 PM
Thanks for the laugh...... this guy is taking the piss though right?

Hobbit
06-09-09, 01:22 PM
My cat has a dribbly nose

pie
06-09-09, 03:33 PM
What The **** Like How Stupid Can You Be Maye

Paul
06-09-09, 06:00 PM
"I'm getting new wheels first. I like Venoms"

"Chrome FTW"

"Where can i buy these Chrome FTW's?"

Legendary stuff

brainsnova
06-09-09, 06:44 PM
"I'm getting new wheels first. I like Venoms"

"Chrome FTW"

"Where can i buy these Chrome FTW's?"

Legendary stuff

try doctor who to go back in time lol or marty mcfly

Mike
06-09-09, 07:10 PM
This thread sucks donkey dick.

novaguy08
06-09-09, 07:45 PM
Yeahhhh, where is this going?!

Dude, your first Nova is a 1.2, dont expect lightning, in fact I would suggest if you want power, actaully go out and buy an SRI or GSI rather than one that looks like one! and dont race on public roads you knob cheese!leave it to the track!!

BTW I havent read all of the thread, only the first couple of pages. And it just got too random!

Rysee
06-09-09, 07:48 PM
My 1.2 is slow, i know it, but its fun that's the main thing, who cares that it apparently has 89mph top speed? All is know is on a private road itd take corners at that 89mph and other cars would be doing a lot less

novaguy08
06-09-09, 07:49 PM
you mean you would go straigh on at 89mph into a wall then

Rysee
06-09-09, 07:51 PM
you mean you would go straigh on at 89mph into a wall then


What wall?

novaguy08
06-09-09, 07:53 PM
the wall at the corner your going around at 89 like a mad man

Rysee
06-09-09, 07:54 PM
the wall at the corner your going around at 89 like a mad man


it is a hyperthetical corner

novaguy08
06-09-09, 07:54 PM
i thought that was a fire extingisher. has it got nos then?

Yeah thats nos disguised as fire extuingisher..


for the sleeper look.

no, its...they... sure, why not.

Sorry i just had to go back to this, made me lol

novaguy08
06-09-09, 07:55 PM
meh

Mike
06-09-09, 08:22 PM
you mean you would go straigh on at 89mph into a wall then

Not really no?

You never took a corner (read corner as bend lol) at 90?

J15 M6 bends, steep corner at 80ish, hair raising at 90, pant skidders at 100+ in the wet.

Balley
06-09-09, 08:39 PM
You guys are horrible, get a sr carb for her, that will improve things, lower it (will handle better) get some decent tyres and better brakes and that will do until u can get something bigger
!!!

Dod
06-09-09, 08:49 PM
I'm sorry but my 1.2 Nova was a flying machine. I had a K&N Bolt on Filter and a Peco BB2 and I swear, it did 118mph. If you dont believe me, check my Bebo page and you'll see.

kieran jackson
06-09-09, 08:58 PM
I'm sorry but my 1.2 Nova was a flying machine. I had a K&N Bolt on Filter and a Peco BB2 and I swear, it did 118mph. If you dont believe me, check my Bebo page and you'll see.
i can agree with that as ive had 120mph out of mine with similar mods

rwaggers
06-09-09, 09:07 PM
[quote=nova_saloon]right ive just sat here for the best part of half an hour and it was so worth it lol[/quote

samelol

Nobby
06-09-09, 09:54 PM
got to page 11 and got bored

mowgli
06-09-09, 10:06 PM
got to page 11 and got bored

most of the other pages are laugh emoticons.....

Mike
06-09-09, 10:13 PM
i can agree with that as ive had 120mph out of mine with similar mods

Ive had my sat nav say 112mph in a 1.0 12 volt Corsa bouncing of the limiter in 5th gear.

And a 1.2 Spi Corsa upto 108 on sat nav with a passenger in the front & ITR engine & box in the back (5 man lift jobbie, makes a GM V6 feel like a small block 8v!)

So TBH im sure a Nova could do similiar?

Sloth
06-09-09, 10:16 PM
may i say.....























az it got boooost y0?


and op, get some neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetrous!

NovaBoi92
06-09-09, 10:49 PM
leave the poor lad alone lol when he finally gets round to posting some pics, im more than convinced that you lot would have made him make his car look like this
http://i400.photobucket.com/albums/pp86/NovaBoi92/lool.jpg

gunny
06-09-09, 11:30 PM
lol this is too precious, i just sat and read the whole lot, and to think ive wasted my year and loads of £££ putting a VXR engine in a nova and all i had to do was get an air scoop and polish the car...



...Damn

novaguy08
07-09-09, 01:06 AM
Not really no?

You never took a corner (read corner as bend lol) at 90?

J15 M6 bends, steep corner at 80ish, hair raising at 90, pant skidders at 100+ in the wet.

Never been on M6 for 1 and for 2 it had ditchseekers on that were just plain scary in the wet doing 4mph so there not much chance of me doing a ton round a bend like that!! lol

However, when it was dry did handle like a dream & had great road holding! anyways I could only ever get it into triple figures on a straight!! never tried getting it that high on a bend!