General Lee
03-09-09, 12:33 PM
Tesco installed a medical machine that for £5 and a urine sample, would diagnose any condition. When Frank went with a sore elbow, the computer printout read "U hav tennis elbow. Soak it in warm water and avoid heavy work for 2 weeks" Impressed, Frank wondered if he could fool the machine. He mixed tapwater with dog poo, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and then pleasured himself into the mixture. When he tipped it into the machine the next day, the printout read: 1. Ur tapwater is too hard. Use softener. 2.Ur dog has ringworm. Giv it antibiotics. 3.Ur daughter is on cocaine. Get her to rehab. 4.Ur wife is Xpecting twins. Not urs. Get a lawyer. 5.If u keep playing with yourself, ur elbow wont get better! Thank u for shopping at Tesco.
Cheers
Nath
Cheers
Nath