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At work today:
Student: Sir are you into Drum and Bass?
Me: Er not really, why?
Student: Well we have a drum and bass night organised at the school
Me: Yeh and?
Student: Well you've just volunteered to be a superviser
Me: Eeeer I have??
Ah feck :lol: I get to supervise loads of little shits on a friday evening :?
dont complain man i was giving one on one tuition so a very nice lass today.... DONT BE SO RUDE microsoft access... obviously
Ben (lurk75)
03-03-03, 08:03 PM
sounds like a good night.
Just stay away from the pills, as they will never let you forget it.
LMAO
hahaha imagine that a teacher gets pilled up at a school disco and starts going massive on the stage at the front where the guy has the decks LMFAO
:lol: that would b mental :lol:
wisewood
04-03-03, 09:33 AM
imagine that a teacher gets pilled up at a school disco
I would pay VERY good money to see that. :lol:
:bday:
Just make sure you wear yer tweed jacket with leather patches and yer Farrah trousers.
Groovy
:rainbowa:
RobIsGrt18
04-03-03, 11:49 AM
yeh but m8 school girls innit :P (obviously over the age of 16!! haha)
yeah i would pay good money to see some of my teachers off their tits!!
would be well funny to see the old ones gurning with massive eyes!! :? :o :o :?
should be a laugh anyway - at least u will see who does what!
jkhilton
04-03-03, 01:32 PM
At work today:
Student: Sir are you into Drum and Bass?
Your students call you sir?!?!?!? would have thought you would have gone the route of the "cool" teacher and get them to call you by your first name.
i still work at school part time breeny will know its well funny now the teachers treat you as 'one of them' and you hear some very interesting things!
one thing is for sure:
when you 'got a bollocking' and you thought you were pushing the teachers to hating life, well think again. in the long run they dont give a fuck about some little scroat thinking his hard flicking ink about. theyre laughing AT you in the staff room LOL
frog_southampton
04-03-03, 03:01 PM
tell em all logon wispafm.com if they like dnb
wisewood
04-03-03, 03:05 PM
WOW - advertising much?
:lol:
Ben (lurk75)
04-03-03, 04:21 PM
lmao when im was 15 was in a club down town and bumped into my maths teacher, she was lovely as well. I offered to buy her a drink and she said was best if we both forgot we saw each other.
he he he.
They have to call me Sir or Mr Breen, school rules innit posh school! Although a few of em got away with Breeny when they saw my number plate haha
I am a cool teacher i drive a "wicked car" lol
Then i turn up in my nova Boom Boom!
one thing is for sure:
when you 'got a b******s' and you thought you were pushing the teachers to hating life, well think again. in the long run they dont give a fcuk about some little scroat thinking his hard flicking ink about. theyre laughing AT you in the staff room LOL
Sooo very true (Freak having just got home from working in school yet again....knackered)
Nova-Flair
04-03-03, 04:32 PM
ha ha ha sweet! must be a change for the students to see summat different than a bloody skoda being driven by a teacher.
wot u teach breeny?
gcse to year 10's.
god they must be one of the worst years To teach
Cara i hope your joking!!
There all little shits! :lol:
But i love it really, sometimes there hard work but you get so much satisfaction out of seeing them do well..
Plus its a big power trip in front of 30 kids telling them to shut up mwahahaha
haha
The power of a teacher.
:roll:
plz hit every boy kid that recons he's hard. Ill pay u breeny.
plz hit every boy kid that recons he's hard. Ill pay u breeny.
isn't it Mr Breen Sir now!!
wisewood
06-03-03, 01:58 PM
Hard to imagine you stood in front of 30 kids in your shirt n tie shouting and stuff when they wont shut up, and having them call you Mr Breen...
Then after school you jumped into your lovely blue nova with 18's and drove home :lol: Madness.
My IT teacher at school drove a battered old volvo 440.
jkhilton
06-03-03, 02:04 PM
my old IT teacher looked like the dungeon master from dungeons and dragons. he chucked me off the course cos all Idid was piss about and make his life hell. funny really, seeing as how I am now a network administrator!! :) College....pah....waste of time!! lol :)
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