Chris LR
03-03-03, 05:29 PM
Cliff Richard, John Prescott and Michael Jackson were all going on a cruise.
They all boarded the ship and set off for a relaxing couple of weeks. That very night a violent storm blew up and the Captain made an announchment.
"This is your Captain speaking, The ship has run into difficulties, we are now evacuating the ship"
As the three men stood on the deck by the lifeboats Cliff Richard jumped up and said. "As a Christian I think it should be Women and Children First"
John Prescott Replied "Fuck the Kids!" "Do we have time?" Replied Jackson
They all boarded the ship and set off for a relaxing couple of weeks. That very night a violent storm blew up and the Captain made an announchment.
"This is your Captain speaking, The ship has run into difficulties, we are now evacuating the ship"
As the three men stood on the deck by the lifeboats Cliff Richard jumped up and said. "As a Christian I think it should be Women and Children First"
John Prescott Replied "Fuck the Kids!" "Do we have time?" Replied Jackson