Ben (lurk75)
03-03-03, 05:19 PM
ecently a "Husband Shopping Centre" opened in Luton, where
women could go to choose a husband from among many men.
It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in
positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you
opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that
floor; If you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the
place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre
to
find some husbands...
First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The
women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a
job, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they
went.
Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking."
Hmmm, said the ladies. But, I wonder what's further up?
Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
looking, love kids and help with the housework."
Wow! Said the women.
Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up! And up they went.
Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love
kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a
strong romantic streak."
Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting us further on!
So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to
prove that women are f**king impossible to please."
women could go to choose a husband from among many men.
It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in
positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you
opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that
floor; If you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the
place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre
to
find some husbands...
First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The
women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a
job, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they
went.
Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking."
Hmmm, said the ladies. But, I wonder what's further up?
Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
looking, love kids and help with the housework."
Wow! Said the women.
Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up! And up they went.
Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love
kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a
strong romantic streak."
Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting us further on!
So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to
prove that women are f**king impossible to please."