View Full Version : The whole 'so how many people have you slept with' question.......
Stanley
31-08-09, 12:11 PM
During a nice day out shopping yesterday, me and the missus were having a nice day etc etc. Until sudently this question arose.....
Im not one for telling porkies, so told her....
So after a 3 hour drive back from Newcastle in silence, i felt a bit awkward to say the least:lol:
Anyone else had this situation?
pikey1986
31-08-09, 12:17 PM
im quite good at keeping a straight face so my missus thinks ive only been with 5 including her, its actually 11 lol
Stanley
31-08-09, 12:19 PM
ive only been with 5 including her, its actually 11 lol
I must be a dirty ******* then lol. . . . .
Oh well.:)
lee-loon
31-08-09, 12:33 PM
do dead people count?
pikey1986
31-08-09, 12:38 PM
they must have a pulse to count lol
^ If that's the case then 0, what about flanimals?
LEWI007
31-08-09, 12:45 PM
My hand has a pulse, that count ?
Its a dodgy question which you can either be truthful, or lie about lol
It always seems to get asked though!!
Stanley
31-08-09, 12:49 PM
It annoying though, as i couldnt care less how many shes been with. Shes making a huuuuuge deal about it!
Hmmmmmm
pikey1986
31-08-09, 12:49 PM
ive learnt to always tell a women what she wants to here and not the truth lol
Stanley
31-08-09, 12:55 PM
ive learnt to always tell a women what she wants to here and not the truth lol
Noted.lol
lee-loon
31-08-09, 12:59 PM
Well how many?
The truth, no bull **** '40 in 2 month'
Spill then stan, how many?
If its people, do gays count? If so thats 25 for me, if not its 4, if dead people are included its 6.
Seriours tho, 5.
Stanley
31-08-09, 01:04 PM
32:wtf:
gavin198
31-08-09, 01:06 PM
i tried too tel my gf the truth but she said dont lie so i told her 8 when its 21
lee-loon
31-08-09, 01:08 PM
You stud muffin you
Never been asked by anyone..lol
Apparently you are supposed to halve a blokes figure and double a womens if you want a true count lol
Apparently you are supposed to halve a blokes figure and double a womens if you want a true count lol
Eeww i hope know, i have a friend and shes had about 15 guys...
wisewood
31-08-09, 02:39 PM
32... over what period of time?
32 over 10 years is only an average of one every few months. Not so bad. 32 over 6 months and you're an utter sl*g and deserve whatever STD finishes you off lol
Stanley
31-08-09, 02:42 PM
Based on that...... I guess i am a 'slag' then.
My mates apparantly on 40+ at 20 the slag
me... 5
i told the mrs. the truth 'because she knew me before we got together and knew i was a slag already lol
Curtoise
31-08-09, 05:29 PM
Well how many?
The truth, no bull **** '40 in 2 month' i detect bull**** lol, that means in 2 months you have only u have only had 20 days not sleeping with some1 LOL
rednova
31-08-09, 05:51 PM
i think youre ok as long as you dont start off with "let me see... well theres your mum...........
i think youre ok as long as you dont start off with "let me see... well theres your mum...........
LMAO!lol
Apparently you are supposed to halve a blokes figure and double a womens if you want a true count lol
lol lol lol
021-bennettt
31-08-09, 06:53 PM
EDIT:Just seen 32..what age are you then??
It annoying though, as i couldnt care less how many shes been with. Shes making a huuuuuge deal about it!
Hmmmmmm
I duno how you don't care how many she's been with...that keeps me awake at nightlol the funny thing is that they ask even tho they kno in d back of their mind that they don't wana kno how many cuz they will be pissed off!
So tell us the number??...im 18 and im on 12 not that im trying to get alot of girls!:wtf: ha
i've slept with 3 people, 7 if you include my kids & my mum......
but i'm damned if i'm going to post on here how many people i've shagged.
kelbelle
31-08-09, 08:26 PM
I couldnt care less how many women a man has slept with. It wouldnt really put me off a man apart from it may be some indication of how long the relationship is going to last. If they have had a lot of women but he seems committed then its fine. The only thing I would want is an STD test.
I am happy to admit I have only slept with Martin and he with me
^ Its a good thing, no one like a male or female slapper.
I had a target of one-per-year-of-my-age. I'm 27, I hit that a while back lol
I go through phases though. I never used to have sex outside of relationships til I broke up with my 5th gf, then I just went a bit mental and boinked everything that moved. Settled with the last gf for about 2.5 years, then in the past year I've had about 7.
No one nighters though :)
32 over 10 years is only an average of one every few months. Not so bad. 32 over 6 months and you're an utter sl*g and deserve whatever STD finishes you off lol
Very very true. My ex used to get really shirty about how many people I'd slept with, which at the time was about 20. Ok, that may have been a lot, but that was over a period of about 10 years. She'd had 3-4 shags, one of which was her female cousin (I didn't realise that til later in the relationship!) in the space of a year. One of her "boyfriends" lived in Northern Ireland, she saw him like once a month (and he was fat greasy retard too lol).
In fact, let me just re-iterate that
she fcuked her female cousin
I'm suppose I'm quite glad I'm rid of that one. Guess thats what you get with bridgwater girls lol
[edit] At the moment I've found the one I want so I'm sticking with it.
Rickardo
31-08-09, 09:04 PM
I'm a virgin. :cry:
I'm a virgin. :cry:
pm stu
Im virgin(g) on being one lol
Im virgin(g) on being one lol
you could be the next pope then
May aswell, im celibate and not through choice either lol
pope spudly the 1st sounds pretty good......
Err, no it doesnt, its gotta be the most famous job in the world but you still dont get any lol
Err, no it doesnt, its gotta be the most famous job in the world but you still dont get any lol
some of those nuns are pretty foxy..
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/05/article-0-05362FF4000005DC-266_468x474.jpghttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/_PdnZ8gzHzOw/RfnTae5vR8I/AAAAAAAAAF8/pV7MvEIZCSU/s400/Cyber+Nun.jpghttp://www.blogcdn.com/www.styledash.com/media/2008/08/sexy-nun-425px.jpg
offer them a chance to be there for the second coming & you'll be well in
Lmfao i like your style mr mowgli, first one it is for me please lol
Lmfao i like your style mr mowgli, first one it is for me please lol
ahhh mis titmuss, as in Hotel Babylon..... yum yum
I don't really get the big deal. The past is the past after all. As long as they aren't sleeping with people when they are with you why does it matter? lol
My other half didn't lose his virginity till he was 22, and I'm the second sexual relationship he's had. But inbetween his ex and me he had 10 one-night stands while he lived in tenerife in the space of 4 months - good on him!
spud it is through choice, the female population of hulls choice lol
CoolTiger
01-09-09, 12:07 AM
you always answer "how many people have you slept with" question with "do you mean boys or girls or both?" the look on there face
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