Stupid dog!

[ade]

I have a new dog - bought him 10 days ago and hes called Buddie - hes 8 months old and a Lab/Collie cross which you'd think would make him marginally intelligent?

erm...no.

Today him and my other dog (Jack Russell called Biscuit) decided to wreck the house.

He stands up on back legs and literally clears the work surfaces!

They eat my wallet, chewed up £20 quid, my new Total Vauxhall Mag, novamerit1991's URL sticker order which came this morning as well as the £3.50 in coin he posted to me and 3 kitchen towels - oh and a half finished can of diet coke!

I now have to watch Buddies ar$e for the next 10 hours so I can retrieve said £3.50!

:mad::eek::tard:

Pics of dogs...

http://www.modelnovas.com/images/biscbud.JPG

[let_nova]

lol

[Spudly]

"Hey otto, man, i think that your dog ate the keys....."

[wwmnw]

I got a new dog the other day, a paranoid retriever, brings back everything as its never sure what I threw.

[novaguy08]

Dude, I have 5 dogs, 2 of which are EXACTLY like that! dweedle de and tweedle dumb

[Martin]

haha labs are thick as **** the collie in him should brighten him up..? lol get him int he field with ducks n sheep pmsl.. he'l herd the ducks and retrive the sheep

[Andy]

Meh sh1t machines are ghey

[Spudly]

Meh sh1t machines are ghey


Lmfao, if only i could rep you again bud:thumb:

[Martin]

Meh sh1t machines are ghey oneof mines got into the habbit of cleaning up after himself sooo its all good in da hood pmsl

[Southie]

oneof mines got into the habbit of cleaning up after himself sooo its all good in da hood pmsl
Does he flush and put the seat down when finished lol

[Martin]

does he ****.. leaves piss dribbles and pubes ont he seat too.. duttty bastid

[Balley]

he looks spot on mate :D

[Rysee]

HAHAHAHA pet ownership is sh*t literally 15% of the time

[Spudly]

HAHAHAHA pet ownership is sh*t literally 15% of the time


Unless you own a cat, self sufficient ftw:thumb:

[Nova_Sean]

lmao you was being serious!

Quality.

Hope you find the money! :thumb:

[Rysee]

Unless you own a cat, self sufficient ftw:thumb:

Nope they still leave friendly parcels

[Spudly]

Nope they still leave friendly parcels


Do they hell, they dig a hole, perform in there and bury it afterwards:thumb:

[Rysee]

true, whilst looking at you thinking there you go silly human eat sh*t and die... after you've fed me

[ade]

discovered he also ate ALL the fish food! 3 plastic containers! Need to buy more now...

GRRR

We also have a cat - Buffy - she's pretty cool but now lives up stairs and refuses to go down because of the dogs.

Started to sh1te on the bedroom carpet rather then go to her litter tray - so we had to move the litter tray upstairs!

Prob the best thing tbh - the fecking dog ate the cat sh1te too!

You'd think it never got fed!

[novalicous]

Prob the best thing tbh - the fecking dog ate the cat sh1te too!
!

epic lol dog eating cat sh1te

[Martin]

Do they hell, they dig a hole, perform in there and bury it afterwards:thumb:

must be silly cross bred cats next door then.. they **** on my shed roof.. well i say "they" theres only 1 now.. the other got a bit cocky taunting the dogs, and one got hold of it.. within no more then 6seconds it was dead... ****in mutt cost me £70

[Nova_Sean]

discovered he also ate ALL the fish food! 3 plastic containers! Need to buy more now...

GRRR

Prob the best thing tbh - the fecking dog ate the cat sh1te too!

You'd think it never got fed!

That dog will be sh1ttig through the eye of a needle lmao.

I wouldnt bother looking for the £3.50 if i was you!

[novaguy08]

they do, no idea why............ Dogs also like Chicken sh1t! They are like furry land sharks!! had a spaniel who actually ate one of my PS3 controllers, lulu the lil mixed bag thingy who really irritates me eat the crotch out of my other halfs knickers, my socks, tissue paper, cat sh1t, other halfs brest pads along with many other things, Pixie, tried eating a lighter!

You think a dog eating cat sh1t is epic, try having a cat that eats doggie bix!

[General Baxter]

You think a dog eating cat sh1t is epic, try having a cat that eats doggie bix!

or a cat that throws up, then eats it and throws that back up

its all warm lol

[Martin]

my dogs share sick lol.. ones sick the other eats it.. then is sick and th eother one eats it but he can keep it down..staffys FTW lol he loves curry too

[novaguy08]

DUDE that grim lol