Missing...

[Novaboi_1991]

Missing.

thats what i was reported as!

told me dad i was spending a couple of days with the ladyfriend, as per usual, he didnt bother listening,

so, i come home and get the biggest bollocking ever. whilst being accused of some stuff id rather not mension.

so its safe to say im pretty pi55ed...

Rant over:mad:

[let_nova]

accused of what lol?
murder
rape
pillaging (sp)??

[Tidy Max]

lol lol lol lol lol lol funny as ****,

asif you were reported missing! did he use your real name or did he phone the police and say.. "novaboi 1991 has gone missing!"

and also, i think you should tell us what else you were accused off

[Spudly]

And the winner of the most randomest post of the year goes to....... lol

[Novaboi_1991]

lol lol lol lol lol lol funny as ****,

asif you were reported missing! did he use your real name or did he phone the police and say.. "novaboi 1991 has gone missing!"

and also, i think you should tell us what else you were accused off

oh, lol, no, i was reported missing because i was gone 3 days, but basiclly he thinks those 3 days were spent getting me leg over... lol

and obviously my real name, unless the copper was a member of png? lol

[let_nova]

and..... whats wrong with that???? unless she..... is a man??

[Novaboi_1991]

lol i dont mind. if i could keep goin for 3 days mate, i would. lol

[let_nova]

lol


pump pump... squirt

[Novaboi_1991]

and, honestly if i could keep going for 3 days straight, id be bragging, as we all would. lo0l

[Rysee]

and, honestly if i could keep going for 3 days straight, id be bragging, as we all would. lo0l

Sandwich breaks to let the nob soreness wear off in between sessions are allowed

[Tidy Max]

rubber dinghy ftl

[CoolTiger]

And the winner of the most randomest post of the year goes to....... lol

you ?

[LEWI007]

Been accused of "Cottaging" ? :wtf:

[let_nova]

Been accused of "Cottaging" ? :wtf:

wiki

Cottaging is a British gay slang (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_slang) term referring to anonymous sex (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse) between men in a public lavatory (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet) (a cottage or tea-room), and cruising (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cruising_(for_sex)) for sexual partners with the intention of having sex elsewhere.[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottaging#cite_note-0) The term has its roots in self-contained English toilet blocks resembling small cottages (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottage) in their appearance; in the English cant (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cant_(language)) language of Polari (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polari) this became a double entendre (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_entendre) by gay men referring to sexual encounters.[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottaging#cite_note-fantabulous-1)
Cottage is documented as having been in use during the Victorian era (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victorian_era) to refer to a public toilet and by the 1960s had become an exclusively homosexual slang term.[3] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottaging#cite_note-2)[4] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottaging#cite_note-3) The word used in this sense is predominantly British (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom) (a cottage (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottage) more commonly being a small, cosy, countryside home), though the term is occasionally used with the same meaning in other parts of the world.[5] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottaging#cite_note-4) Among gay men in America (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_America), lavatories used for this purpose are called tea rooms (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_room) likely derived from the gay tea dances (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_dance) popularized in the 1970s.[6] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottaging#cite_note-5)[7] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottaging#cite_note-humphreys-6)
Although the term is often associated with gay men, it can apply to anybody. The term cottaging is rarely used outside gay communities and as attitudes towards LGBT (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT) people become more tolerant, fewer individuals find themselves limited to covert and illicit ways of meeting others

[AlexW]

Shame its not true .

[Novaboi_1991]

lol if you say so mate.

just had to see my mum, that was fun, apparently the police searched her house and garden along with my dads house and garden,? standard procedure?

an all my stepdad said was ''Is it sore?'' FFS!

[let_nova]

novaboi_1991 spotted while missing.....
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q24/gluebag/ringrashxm5.png

[Novaboi_1991]

novaboi_1991 spotted while missing.....
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q24/gluebag/ringrashxm5.png

Um. i dont get it ?

[let_nova]

you dissapeared AWOL with your man friend now you have....




ahh forget it... its llate

[Rysee]

your 18? i think by 18 my mum would ring the police after 2 weeks if she knew there was a girl involved

[Curtoise]

oi contact me about this bumper you were meant to have sent me 5 weeks ago :< ??? pm msn i dk just get in contact PLEASE!!

[Curtoise]

and pretty lol that u got reported missing!

[MattBrown]

lollollol

How the fook couldnt they get hold of you?

Mobiles etc?

Not think to tell anyone else?

How old is she?

And pics of her gtfo!

[Novaboi_1991]

oi contact me about this bumper you were meant to have sent me 5 weeks ago :< ??? pm msn i dk just get in contact PLEASE!!

well im online mate? was earlier, not seen you? new account but just transferred the contacts. addy : novaloony@live.co.uk

[Novaboi_1991]

lollollol

How the fook couldnt they get hold of you?

Mobiles etc?

Not think to tell anyone else?

How old is she?

And pics of her gtfo!

Lol lg renior battery doesnt last 3 days. lol, told me dad. only person i live with, telling the dog wouldnt do much good. she is 16. an im not posting pics...

[Novaboi_1991]

you dissapeared AWOL with your man friend now you have....




ahh forget it... its llate

MAN FRIEND!:mad:

biatch!

[let_nova]

twas a joke lol

[Rysee]

no pics? ill join the club, hows ur ring?

[Novaboi_1991]

twas a joke lol

lol duhh. i know tht... lol

[Novaboi_1991]

EDIT : i only have one man lover, he goes by the name of Let_nova ....

but he is a long way from me, so dont see him often...lol

[LEWI007]

novaboi_1991 spotted while missing.....
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q24/gluebag/ringrashxm5.png




lollollol

belter that :thumb:

[Southie]

Are you sure you weren't in the bedroom all this time and there was going to be an appeal on tv with funds donated for your family. lol

Do you have relatives from Wakefield lol

[LEWI007]

Who gives it and who takes it then ?

who's the MAN and whos the bitch ?

i think novaboi is the bitch tbh that would explain his ring rash anyway





lol

[MattBrown]

Pics now joe!

Or it was a ginger 17 yr old saxo driving spunk bucket lad!