Photoshop request... and no pi$$ taking!

[joff-turbo-nova]

Right,

This may sound strange, however I need the pic of me below (boring and in work clothes) photoshopping.

I have been told that I need a pic of me for our electronic profiles at work - but the rules say it has to be in work attire and in a work setting ( I work for a bank).

I can go with the work attire, but I want to stretch the work background a bit .... just to be different (I don't do standard !). I cover branches on the east coast of Yorkshire so was thinking of a coast type background..... well tropical beach to be honest lol lol

So can anyone photoshop me onto a tropical background .....

Me :-

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/joff-turbo-nova/PICT0616.jpg

And a tropical background , either this one :-

http://imagecache5.art.com/p/LRG/14/1466/HR5Q000Z/tropical-beach.jpg

or this one ....

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/hammock-2-l.jpg

Cheers :thumb:

Joff

[Tidy Max]

awesome :) i dont have photoshop on this pc otherwise i would have a go mate!! im sure some funny ones get posted up, why not you in the matrix corridor lol

[CoolTiger]

ill give it ago now :)

[CoolTiger]

did two for you lol

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f7/CoolTiger1992/Untitled-1-9.jpg

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f7/CoolTiger1992/Untitled-12.jpg

[joff-turbo-nova]

Have some rep for a cool and fast "shop".

I think I'll use the first one , but was very tempted with the second one!!

Cheers bud

Joff

[Southie]

Cool Tiger that second one is brilliant lol. I may have to come out of retirement for this one Max lol

[Spudly]

Cool Tiger that second one is brilliant lol. I may have to come out of retirement for this one Max lol



Do it man, and wtf is all this retirement shoite about?

[Southie]

Do it man, and wtf is all this retirement shoite about?
I'll do it tomorrow.
I thought it would be nice to let some of the other guys/gals have a go at shopping. It will improve their skills. ;) I'm getting old you know lol

[Graeme]

Nbc ftw when it comes to ps

[Tidy Max]

its all my fault spudly, i had a bash at shopping and NBC has gone all soppy, YOUR NOT TOO OLD FOR THIS **** JOHN MCLANE! i mean
nbc lol


Nbc FTMFW when it comes to ps

corrected

[Spudly]

I'll do it tomorrow.
I thought it would be nice to let some of the other guys/gals have a go at shopping. It will improve their skills. ;) I'm getting old you know lol


STFU lol




its all my fault spudly, i had a bash at shopping and NBC has gone all soppy, YOUR NOT TOO OLD FOR THIS **** JOHN MCLANE! i mean nbc lol

Wrong quote thats 'Riggs, and Murtaugh' from Lethal Weapon(s)

[Southie]

Joff sorry about these photohomos, it's just my fanclub lol

[Spudly]

Joff sorry about these photohomos, it's just my fanclub lol


Change your user title and get ya shop on dude, youre the resident 'shopper' on here and that title is official:p

[Tidy Max]

apologies spud, i knew i should of gone with LW but i just couldnt remember the names!

haha its true, we are

[Southie]

<<<<<<<<<<< is that better ;)

[Spudly]

<<<<<<<<<<< is that better ;)


Good boy, you may now have some +Rep:thumb:

[large_steve182]

http://i354.photobucket.com/albums/r434/large_steve182/finish.jpg

[Spudly]

Ummmm, wtf.....................?

[Southie]

Resident Joffevil lol

[Southie]

Well here's an attempt hope you like it. :d

http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p379/SOUTHIE01/PNG-joffBASIC.jpg

http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p379/SOUTHIE01/DarthJOFF.jpg

http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p379/SOUTHIE01/monaJOFF.jpg

http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p379/SOUTHIE01/kermittJOFF.jpg

http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p379/SOUTHIE01/HippieJOFF.jpg

[Tidy Max]

lol lol lol lol lol!!!!!!

back with a vengence!!!!!

kermit the frog is funking mint mate! and the mona joff!!

[Southie]

Not bad for 40 minutes work lol

I may do more through the day. :d

[LEWI007]

those 2 last ones lol lol lol lol lol

[Ernie]

It must be a photoshop.
Joff hair whatever next lol.

[Southie]

Joff hair whatever next lol.

As an alloy lol

http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p379/SOUTHIE01/ronalJOFF.jpg

[GRUNT 16V]

lol lol jof you have a look constipation about you in the pic!!!:d

[Southie]

Last one. Sorry Joff ;)

http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p379/SOUTHIE01/DameJOFF.jpg

[Rickardo]

now, that IS class. lollol

[Graeme]

Joff Savage ftw, did you manage to do what he requested?

[Ben]

Joff Savage ftw, did you manage to do what he requested?

lmao it seems not!

[Philsutton]

As an alloy lol

http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p379/SOUTHIE01/ronalJOFF.jpg


ROFL, i knew before I opened this thread that it wouldnt end well.

[Graeme]

Dame Joff Everage is what I ment to say

[Southie]

lmao it seems not!

I had but it hadn't copied. Updated now :p

Anyway he was already happy with the first one I just improvised. :d

[Tidy Max]

lol beltin!

[brainsnova]

joff teddies would look good on his trailer lol

[joff-turbo-nova]

Hi guys mrs j-t-n here. Just emailed the rest to Joff @ work. Not laughed so much in years. Can't even pick a favourite.

Cheers for making my day!!!

[Southie]

Hi guys mrs j-t-n here. Just emailed the rest to Joff @ work. Not laughed so much in years. Can't even pick a favourite.

Cheers for making my day!!!

Not a problem :thumb: Hope he LOL at work but not like that Howard from the Halifax Bank, he gets on my nerves. :d

[Tidy Max]

lol lol lol

[joff-turbo-nova]

lol lol lol lol lol at the Hippie - I'VE GOT HAIR !!!!!

The girls at work think the Kermit one is sexy ???

And the Ronal Joff alloys are just wrong !

The weird thing is the Dame Joff Everidge photo - I feel a cross dressing session coming on :eek: :eek:

Cheers guys

Joff

[joeSRI]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to NOVABIKECARBED again.

lol at Kermit

[large_steve182]

can i play?

http://i354.photobucket.com/albums/r434/large_steve182/hulk1.jpg

http://i354.photobucket.com/albums/r434/large_steve182/model1.jpg

http://i354.photobucket.com/albums/r434/large_steve182/gbnk1.jpg

http://i354.photobucket.com/albums/r434/large_steve182/partbnk.jpg

[joff-turbo-nova]

Oh good God ..... what have I unleased :eek: :eek:

Thanks for the efforts its really made my day at work pass with mucho laughter !

Joff

[daverobson]

lmao !!!

[Spudly]

Oh good God ..... what have I unleased :eek: :eek:

Thanks for the efforts its really made my day at work pass with mucho laughter !

Joff


I know you said no piss taking but it just wouldnt be png without it though lol

[Southie]

Steve that Gordon Brown one scares me more than the Hulk lol

[ade]

Kerit the Joff is superb.

+1 rep for that

I done wee wee!

[burgo]

ROFL, i knew before I opened this thread that it wouldnt end well.who the hell are you? :p