A 23 Stone woman - or How to change your mind!!!

[Southie]

The question is "What do you imagine a 23 stone woman (that's 322 pounds!) looks like?"

Now - before you look at her pictures - get a mental image of just what you think a woman who weighs that much looks like ...


Got it?

Ready?

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Not what you were expecting, was it??!!

Yes. The tallest and biggest woman in the world lives in Holland.

She is 7'4' and indeed weighs 23 stone!

Would make an ideal Painter and Decorator, besides anything else!!



Phew! What a relief!
Now we ALL know: it's not that we are overweight, we're just too short! I know I am. lol

:d

[General Baxter]

big lady, bet it would be like shagging a bucket lol

[Stuart]

big lady, bet it would be like shagging a bucket lol

only if you are hung like Lee

[Tidy Max]

**** me! id love a do on her! lol

how big are her tits! i want sizes now!

[Stoo]

Looks like she could use that water tower as a dildo!

[mowgli]

she is about 6'8" the other people are short4rses like those ones on dfs ads (to make the settee look huge) and she is wearing pornstar heels


Oh, and she is american & she had a boob job between the 1st & second piccy

check snopes website

[Tidy Max]

high five mowgli, but boob jobs ftl, still wouldnt say no to fondling those chest potatoes!!

[L14MNP]

I'd climb that sh!t like a tree. Would be like a kid at Disney Land. lol

[stevie-p]

lol their weas a programme on them all

[L14MNP]

I have those pics of her on the HDD from some other time. Science knows why! lol
Glamazon FTW.

[~~joycey~~]

I'd climb that sh!t like a tree. Would be like a kid at Disney Land. lol


FLOL lol Rep+

[dj_wudgey]

i dont really like it when women are right tall so that just takes the piss!!

[paddy138]

jaysus, id say ridin her would be like throwin a sauage down a hallway

[AlanH]

i could lick her muff standing up. WIN

[dj_wudgey]

i could lick her muff standing up. WIN

why do it standing up man layed or nelt down ftw im off the lasy kind me!! but if i saw her in the streed id start running and i would'nt stop!! small lasses ftw!!

[Ben]

she be perfect for moi!

Always wanted a taller woman, was in Bangkok and 2 swedish girls walked past me and were taller than me i was WTF!!! shame i was with my mrs!

[Southie]

why do it standing up man layed or nelt down ftw im off the lasy kind me!! but if i saw her in the streed id start running and i would'nt stop!! small lasses ftw!!

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/gri/lowres/grin477l.jpg
:d

[L14MNP]

He said small not a boomin' granny lol

[AlanH]

Grab a gran ftl

[L14MNP]

Well it might sound odd, it might sound corny
But here's some sex rhymes for those that are horny
For your boomin' granny with the boomin' system
Said I love ya won't leave ya so you got to listen
See I'm talkin' about the way that I'm feeling
You're so lovely lengthy and so appealing
A sassy sophisticated sexy lady
Well I'm 26 and you're 80

[Ben]

Well it might sound odd, it might sound corny
But here's some sex rhymes for those that are horny
For your boomin' granny with the boomin' system
Said I love ya won't leave ya so you got to listen
See I'm talkin' about the way that I'm feeling
You're so lovely lengthy and so appealing
A sassy sophisticated sexy lady
Well I'm 26 and you're 80

i hear that coming straight from your heart Liam!

[Southie]

I think he made that last year. lol how old are you Liam. ;)

[L14MNP]

Get educated on your white rap pioneers folks! lol

NBC, I see no question mark so I assume that's a statement. lol

[Southie]

Get educated on your white rap pioneers folks! lol

NBC, I see no question mark so I assume that's a statement. lol

FACT :p Git lol

[L14MNP]

27! :( I remember thinking when I heard that 'LOL @ 26 y/o'

lol @ Ben. Why do you think I like watching last of the summer wine? Certainly not for it's comedic value!

[Richie_B]

I think he made that last year. lol how old are you Liam. ;)

LOL @ last year :d

[L14MNP]

Missed that lol. :( B4stards!

[Southie]

Missed that lol. :( B4stards!

That was the FACT part :cuckoo:

[L14MNP]

Yeah, thought you meant something else lol.

Uber self PWNG :(

Anyway, you still 'asked'. lol

[Southie]

Yeah, thought you meant something else lol.

Uber self PWNG :(

Anyway, you still 'asked'. lol

Here I found it lol
http://christophersmark.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/the-big-question.jpg