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In the world at the moment name the top 3 countries you would not go to due to them being volatile and dangerous...
dont mean "i got food poisoning in spain so wont go back"
Iraq
Afghanistan
North Korea
Maybe. Not exactly top picks in the travel agents though tbf!
What's the deal like dude, looking for somewhere 'different'?
I dont have a choice ;)
Yes you do, deserting is a choice!
What's the deal like dude, looking for somewhere 'different'?
Yeah lol, will explain when more answers.
Iraq is fine. Afghan... depends where you go lol
Cambodia is a bit of a no-no. Too many people just disappear there, mostly due to stepping one foot out of line and getting blown up by a landmine lol
Erm, China? Go stand afront a tank lol
Iraq is perfectly acceptable nowadays
Afghanistan is my fave place at the moment!
Deserting is for pu$$ies!
Gashgusher
17-08-09, 11:27 PM
North Korea
Cambodia
Tibet
all depends where abouts in each country you go really, like with towns and cities, they have **** parts and good parts
North of England. Best avoided.
calais - immigrant ahoy
surrey - house prices crashed due to immigrants
birmingham - its just sht
all my findings are based on the readings of the daily mail, apart from the last one - thats just common knowledge
lol went to cambodia 6 years ago, no probs there as long as you dont go for a piss behind a tree.
Nah were going to South Africa for our honeymoon and was debating wether to drive to victoria falls through Zimbabwe but i have a very low care factor on places i go and always get shouted at for being irrisponsible.
We slept in the hotel next to the bombsite in Bali a few days after the bombing, my justification was no ones stupid enough to blow up a bombsite, a mile up the road maybe lol
Gashgusher
17-08-09, 11:32 PM
North of England. Best avoided.
OI!
your just jealous because we have cheap houses and decent chippys
North of England. Best avoided.
im not suicidal, i know what happens north of gloucester, inbreeding, rape, murder, drug dealing i have twice made it to tewksbury and got alltitude sickness!
North of England. Best avoided. Said which country. Muppet. :p The West country is one to dodge though. :)
I'd stick with the brochures Ben! At least you won't step on a land mine in San Antonio. lol
we have cheap houses and decent chippys
This is true. I have about 57p in change in my wallet at the mo, I could buy Newcastle with that lol
This is true. I have about 57p in change in my wallet at the mo, I could buy Newcastle with that lol
Steady, maybe Sunderland!!lol
(Winding up L14NMP)
As for my answers:
Somalia- No government FTW! Sound abit like people from Somerset but been playing with too much coal, tho easily safer than Yeovil on a Thursday night!
North Korea- Run by a crazed midget, who believes his dead father is still in charge of the country.
Spain- Full of racists and English, oh hang on a minute I'm getting a bit confused- just racists then.
OI!
your just jealous because we have cheap houses and decent chippys
and hollands pies , and gravy lol
Yeh but what do you make a chip sandwhich with???
Barm?
Cob?
Muffin - WTF??
Batch?
Roll>
Bun???
brainsnova
18-08-09, 12:49 AM
blackburn is best avoided lol
Yeh but what do you make a chip sandwhich with???
Barm?- NO
Cob? - NO
Muffin - YES
Batch?- WTF
Roll> - NO
Bun???- NO
LOL
blackburn is best avoided lol
PMSL
France
Wales
Scotland
everywhere else is fair game aslong as you arent a politician/someone with money lol
Tidy Max
18-08-09, 11:47 AM
its a chip barm you div lol
and blackburns best avoided because when you want a chip BARM you have to ask for a chip TEACAKE!? wtf?!
so when i say a tea cake has raisins in, so what do you call one of them i get the respone.... tea cake with raisins, whereas ASDA clearly proves that tea cakes ALWAYS have raisins in... sorry, rant over
Chip roll, or possibly bap if you are retarded, but antyhign else is worse than retarded :p
teacake is a BIG ass non religious hot cross bun (or those chocolate covered marshmallow things)
Vausey_Nova_Knotla
18-08-09, 12:02 PM
chip butty to me lol
(or those chocolate covered marshmallow things)
:thumb: correct
but its a ****in MUFFIN
http://snackspot.org.uk/images/warburtons4OvenBottomMuffins.jpg
LOL @ this argument.
Chip butty! End of. lol
All these poncy southern terms for BUNS too! I dunno... lol
Tidy Max
18-08-09, 01:18 PM
a muffin is different to a barm, as a barm is larger and is ALSO covered in flour on top,
which is what you get served with from a chippy, making......
it a chip barm!!
Usually get half/quarter of a stottie up here if the chippy is decent. Failing that it will be a 'roll'. When they start filling a polystyrene tray instead of a paper bag you know you're in trouble lol.
We still call them all buns though! Yeah there's different types but largely there's no need for all the gheyhat terms.
Baps and rolls are for fags. :)
Baps and rolls are for fags. :)
Especially for you...
http://www.itsacock.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bread.jpg
Tidy Max
18-08-09, 01:27 PM
lol
Yeh but what do you make a chip sandwhich with???
Barm?
Cob?
Muffin - WTF??
Batch?
Roll>
Bun??? oatcakes?
Tidy Max
18-08-09, 01:31 PM
just leave now john lol, an oat cake is like a hob nob!!
L33 LEG
18-08-09, 03:04 PM
lol at everyone picking on blackburn!
its my home and im here for life :cool: :(
brainsnova
18-08-09, 03:09 PM
lol at everyone picking on blackburn!
its my home and im here for life :cool: :(
lol your street looks nice :thumb:
L33 LEG
18-08-09, 03:12 PM
thats because i live just outside of blackburn now lol but i am wanting to move into town very soon though, chill out with the paks :wtf:
dj_wudgey
18-08-09, 05:53 PM
mate the only place out off this country i want to go is amsterdam!! been spain ect before but im far too paranoid to get on a plane these days its one off my worst ways to die so i keep my feet on the ground!!!
Especially for you...
http://www.itsacock.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bread.jpg
There's a website called "itsacock.com"?! lol
Anyway. Manwich is what you need, so elegantly demonstrated here by Spud:
http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs024.snc1/4265_91825338884_667958884_2642447_8120168_n.jpg
More beans in your Manwich, sir?
http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs024.snc1/4265_91825333884_667958884_2642446_3252915_n.jpg
Lmfao, now thats a proper sarny lol
Oh and theyre bread cakes btw :p
meanwhile, back at the thread........
gaza strip, columbia & chechnya must get an honourable mention....
zimbabwe is a place to avoid unless you have a non uk passport.....
all of africa seems to rely on cash bribes to get anything going, so be prepared
novaguy08
18-08-09, 08:07 PM
France, america, Afganistan
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