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wisewood
27-02-03, 11:05 AM
Right then...
Pick a top 5 and list it... anything you like.
Top 5 songs, women, drugs, porn mags, cars, novas, men, computer components, films directed by a tiawanese director... anything.
Just list your top 5 of something.
Benjoyce
27-02-03, 11:06 AM
films
1: American pie
2: godfather(any)
3: Rocky 3
4: Freddie got fingered
5: Pulp fiction
frillip
27-02-03, 11:12 AM
Best Garage tunes i own :lol:
1)Sticky - Golly Gosh
2)So Solid - Oh No Remix
3)Wizzbit - Jam Hot
4)Stone cold crew - Danger
5)Missy Elliot work it remix
well theres one top 5 from me
Benjoyce
27-02-03, 11:15 AM
Song:
1: Blink182: first date
2: Dre: forgot about dre
3: Eminem: sing for the moment
4: green day: good ridance(time of your life)
4: Blink182: carousel
another from me!
frillip
27-02-03, 11:18 AM
Films
1)Final destination 1
2)The ring
3)Rocky cant name one but all lol
4)Freddy got fingered so amusin!!
5)Resident Evil
Anonymous
27-02-03, 11:28 AM
my top 5 albums
1)eminem,8 mile soundtrack
2)him again eminem show
3)ministry of sound trance nation 2003
4)subliminal live at pacha
5) m.o.s theannual 2003
there you go
can i add my top 5 men ???????
wisewood
27-02-03, 11:30 AM
put your top 5 anything up... as long as its not a top 5 porn pictures or links to porn in anyway.
frillip
27-02-03, 11:30 AM
heres hornys list lol
1)Wisewood
2)Wisewood
3)wisewood
4)wisewood
5)wisewood
lol
wat u reckon
Benjoyce
27-02-03, 11:31 AM
go for it - men that is
top 5 women
1: Jakki Degg!!!!!!!!
2: Jessie Wallace
3: Jennifer aniston
4: Pink
5: Gwen stefani
Benjoyce
27-02-03, 11:32 AM
heres hornys list lol
1)Wisewood
2)Wisewood
3)wisewood
4)wisewood
5)wisewood
lol
wat u reckon
gotta be innit!!
wisewood
27-02-03, 11:34 AM
i didnt realise my schitzophrenia had extended to 5 personalities now :o
Anonymous
27-02-03, 11:34 AM
nope sorry but wisewood is number 6 !!!
1) marshall bruce mathers the 3rd
2)mel gibson
3)A.P McCoy (jockey )
4)eminem
5)dirk diggler ...........
Benjoyce
27-02-03, 11:35 AM
isn't marshal mathers and eminem the same person?
wisewood
27-02-03, 11:35 AM
nope sorry but wisewood is number 6 !!!
roflmfao.
thanks... that puts me way above quite alot of people :lol:
Benjoyce
27-02-03, 11:36 AM
you'd be above anthony mccoy any how coz he's about 4'' nuffin!!
Anonymous
27-02-03, 11:46 AM
yes it is the same person
tony McCoy is actually 5'8 !!!!!!
i dont mind paying compliments to you wisewood lol
ben j you've gone down my list now for those comments !!!!!
and you frillip !!!!!
wisewood
27-02-03, 11:47 AM
Good point Benj mate... good point :D
Benjoyce
27-02-03, 11:48 AM
was i on your list anyhow horny?
Anonymous
27-02-03, 11:55 AM
in a word .........
NO
Benjoyce
27-02-03, 11:57 AM
how can i go down on it if i wasn't on it? hhmmmmm????
shall get get back to the top 5 subject?
dream cars
1: gt500(elanor)
2: skyline
3: Dodge viper
4: supra
5: Ferrari marinello
Anonymous
27-02-03, 12:05 PM
how can i go down on it if i wasn't on it? hhmmmmm????
yeah sounded a bit irish that
don't know antway ......
top 5 cars
1:bmw z4 roadster
2:2.0l 16v nova (sad i know)
3:all porche models
4:bmw z3 roadster
5:rover coupe (bobcat)
linzTDI
27-02-03, 12:11 PM
My top 5 albums
1. Club Land 2
2. Trance Nation 2003
3. Clubland 3
4.Justin Timberlake
5.J-lo
wisewood
27-02-03, 12:21 PM
Top 5 albums
Queens of the stone age - Music for the deaf.
Foo Fighters - Nothing left to lose.
Jeff Buckley - Grace.
Prodigy - Music for the jilted generation (and fat of the land).
Goo goo dolls - Dizzy up the girl.
linzTDI
27-02-03, 12:23 PM
top 5 cars
1. Nova
2. pug 306 GTI
3.Subaru Impretza
3.BMW X5
4.New Mini
5.Pug 206
wisewood
27-02-03, 12:25 PM
Top 5 franchised takeaways
1. KFC
2. Burger King
3. Maccy D
4. Pizza Hut
5. Singapore Sam
:D
top 5 women
1. Britney Spears
2. Louise Rednapp
3. J-lo
4. Heather Graham
5. Wisewood's mum :wink:
wisewood
27-02-03, 12:44 PM
surprised you didnt put my sister on that list to be honest mate. :lol:
Benjoyce
27-02-03, 12:45 PM
top 5 sandwich fillings
1: chicken and bacon
2: chicken tikka
3: cheese ham and pickle
4: cheese and onion
5: pate
oh yeah. i forgot. SORRY MISS WISEWOOD :lol:
Anonymous
27-02-03, 01:07 PM
top 5 pairs of knickers .........
can i post this ?????
Benjoyce
27-02-03, 01:07 PM
go for it
Benjoyce
27-02-03, 01:08 PM
can we have pics?
Top 5 Cars
1) Escort cosworth
2) Mistsubishi evo 7
3)Nissan Skyline
4)Subura Imprezza 4x4
5) Vauxhall Nova 2.0ltr 16v Turbo
wisewood
27-02-03, 01:11 PM
if they are pics of the nickers not being worn...
unless they are all "clean" pictures in which case i still frown upon it but its not really porn i suppose but if anyone complained i'll delete it.
Benjoyce
27-02-03, 01:13 PM
its artistic material!
wisewood
27-02-03, 01:18 PM
Top 5 modes of transport
1. Helicoptor
2. Car
3. Plane
4. Bike
5. Bus
:lol:
Benjoyce
27-02-03, 01:21 PM
top 5 newspapers
1: sun
2: sport
3: people
4: star
5: green 'un
Bus- WTF
Smelly urine soaked seat with little kids running around screaming. id rather walk!
Should have hovercraft or boat in there instead.
Top 5 flowers
1) Roses
2)Carnations
3) Lillys
4)Tulips
5) Buttercups (lmfao)
couldnt think of 5th 1
Benjoyce
27-02-03, 01:24 PM
top 5 drinks
1: coke
2: pepsi
3: JD
4: Vodka
5: smirnoff ice
Anonymous
27-02-03, 01:27 PM
sorry my new pics aren't online as yet .........
Benjoyce
27-02-03, 01:28 PM
so no top 5 knickers then? DAMN!
wisewood
27-02-03, 01:29 PM
Top 5 Cigarette brands :lol:
1. B&H
2. Regal
3. Embassy
4. Marlboro
5. Richmond (good budget smoke :lol:)
tilly, you could have had daffodil, that'd be better than buttercup :lol:
didnt think of that got some growing in the garden to
dont even think buttercup is a flower :lol:
wisewood
27-02-03, 01:34 PM
it is a flower, but its a flower from a weed... :lol: like dandelions. :D
Anonymous
27-02-03, 01:37 PM
can tell you my top 5 pairs but can't show you .......yet
1:tie up g string with basque (with suspender belt attatched)
2:black french knickers
3:pale blue g string with belt and bra
4:black thong and bra with fluffy bits
5:ralph lauren thong
thats more like top 5 underwear sets really ?
Benjoyce
27-02-03, 01:39 PM
visual images are just sufficient!! lol
wisewood
27-02-03, 01:41 PM
Top 5 Clothing
1. Jeans
2. T-Shirt
3. Jumper
4. Trainers
5. Underwear
lmfao - in that order.
Benjoyce
27-02-03, 01:42 PM
i wonder if its possible to put them on in that order?!?!?!?
wisewood
27-02-03, 01:44 PM
yes it is.
if the underwear is elastic enough... not easy but it can be done.
Benjoyce
27-02-03, 01:53 PM
some nice superman ones will do!
Anonymous
27-02-03, 02:11 PM
now who's getting kinky lol
Benjoyce
27-02-03, 02:12 PM
yer well sexy!! lovely superman undies over your jeans!!
wisewood
27-02-03, 02:20 PM
Top 5 Top 5's
1. Top 5 Albums
2. Top 5 Films
3. Top 5 Cigarettes
4. Top 5 Flowers
5. Top 5 Sex aids.
(somebody want to do one for number 5?) :D
Anonymous
27-02-03, 02:20 PM
can just picture you in them at the mk meet lol
Benjoyce
27-02-03, 02:22 PM
top 5 sex aids, i'll have a go
1: me
2: her
3: ky!!
4: handcuffs
5: viagra!!
wisewood
27-02-03, 02:27 PM
Well its your top 5... anyone else wanna try a sex aids one?
Benjoyce
27-02-03, 02:29 PM
you do one wisewood!!
wisewood
27-02-03, 02:38 PM
I will work on it.. it requires some thought!!!
Anonymous
27-02-03, 02:59 PM
thats easy
1:wisewood
2:vodka
3:bed
4:condom
5:paracetemol or annadin
Anonymous
27-02-03, 03:02 PM
top 5 sex aids, i'll have a go
1: me
2: her
3: ky!!
4: handcuffs
5: viagra!!
you shouldn't need the ky if you turn her on enough lol
wisewood
27-02-03, 03:03 PM
why the pain killers?
just out of sheer morbid curiosity...
Benjoyce
27-02-03, 03:06 PM
you do where i go!! lol
yer why pain killers?
wisewood
27-02-03, 03:10 PM
Ben i think she knew what you meant mate... and what she is saying is that if you turn her on enough even to go boldy where no man has gone before you shouldnt need that level of lubricant mate.
Benjoyce
27-02-03, 03:10 PM
i've got an anaconda tho!! ha ha
Benjoyce
27-02-03, 03:11 PM
i didn't mean to go smutty!
Anonymous
27-02-03, 03:13 PM
deeeerrrrrrrrr
hangover !!!!!1
do you lot have any brain cells ?????
lol
Benjoyce
27-02-03, 03:14 PM
whats a hangover? never had one(touch wood)
wisewood
27-02-03, 03:15 PM
well i just never thought of taking them to bed with me... always prefered to stumble around the house like a cave man looking for them the next morning :lol:
Benjoyce
27-02-03, 03:21 PM
top 5 car colours
1: green with purple flip
2: black
3: red with gold flip
4: white with bluey purple flip
5: primer!!!!
wisewood
27-02-03, 03:25 PM
top 5 car colours
5: primer!!!!
you hear that Alex... your car colour is at his number 5.
hahahha
Oh no sorry yours is "metallic mistral grey" isnt it :lol:
Anonymous
27-02-03, 03:25 PM
well i just never thought of taking them to bed with me... always prefered to stumble around the house like a cave man looking for them the next morning :lol:
i can sadly imagine that !!!!!
i aint just a pretty face
and ben j you will trust me ........
Benjoyce
27-02-03, 03:26 PM
i was joking, i had a major one sunday morning!! i played 2 game sof fooy as well, played blindin, think i'm gonna drink more from now on!!
Anonymous
27-02-03, 03:31 PM
then you'll look like your avater !!!!!!!!!
Benjoyce
27-02-03, 03:32 PM
i do anyway!! i have a pic but its too big to go on here.
wisewood
27-02-03, 03:35 PM
if pic is too big send it to me and i will sort it.
Benjoyce
27-02-03, 03:36 PM
its gone, and i'll warn you now, its bad with a capital BAD
Anonymous
27-02-03, 03:38 PM
its gone, and i'll warn you now, its bad with a capital BAD
isn't it meant to be a capital B not a capital BAD ?????
sorry
wisewood
27-02-03, 03:43 PM
When you say its gone... where do you mean it has gone to?
Benjoyce
27-02-03, 03:43 PM
B A and D so all in capitals
Benjoyce
27-02-03, 03:44 PM
gone to you via e-mail
wisewood
27-02-03, 03:45 PM
just arrived mate...
:D
BAD picture :lol:
Benjoyce
27-02-03, 03:45 PM
i told you, serious squinting goin on!! :x
wisewood
27-02-03, 03:53 PM
actually you look a bit like the boy Rooney for Everton. :lol:
anyway... top 5 furniture
1. King sized Bed
2. 3 seater leather sofa
3. Black leather chair
4. Stirdy Wooden Table
5. Leather Desk Chair
:D
(no i dont own all of those, just the bed :lol:)
Benjoyce
27-02-03, 03:54 PM
i'm a good lookin chap are i!!!!!!!!!!
i'm built like him as well!!! (rooney that is)
jatinder
27-02-03, 05:16 PM
Top 5 ladies i would like to roger
1. Holly Valance
2. Britney
3. Hedi Klum(i think thats her name)
4. that sexy girl in my IT class
5. Kylie and danni
Benjoyce
27-02-03, 05:21 PM
idiots i'd love to punch
1: alex ferguson
2: rudi voller
3: diego maradona
4: the inventor of speed cameras
5: gary lucy
jatinder
27-02-03, 06:30 PM
idiots i'd love to punch (and get away with it)
1. cocky bouncers
2. a policeman
3. Tony Blair
4. Stone cold
5. the manager at work
my top 5 cheeses
1. mozzarella
2. brie (when warm and runny)
3. mexican chilli chedder
4. cheddar
5. blue stilton
:D
my top 5 underpants
Mondays
Tuesdays
Wednesdays
Thursdays
Fridays
then for weekend just wear a thong and whistle to myself...
:wink:
LOL!!
Top 5 numbers between 1 and 5!
1. 3 - Nothing wrong with a 3some!
2. 1 - You have gotta look after number 1!
3. 4 - Good number of wheels to have on car LOL
4. 2 - can be used 2 make "to" and "too" shorter!
5. 5 - Name of gay faggot boyband!
Sorry guys, thought id just be silly!
whats a hangover? never had one(touch wood)
Ha, couldnt resist!
i wouldnt go touching wood, he wont be best pleased as I dont think he bats on that size!
onephatnova
27-02-03, 11:06 PM
Top 5 cars:-
1. My baby - ONEPHATNOVA2.0 (sorry i'm too biased, i do love my baby, but if I was completely honest it'd be in at No 4 or 5)
2. Corvette
3. Pontiac Firebird
4. Vauxhall VX220 Turbo
5. Vauxhall Chevette HSR2600
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Top 5 Songs:-
1. Out Of Space - Prodigy
2. In & Out Of My Life - Onephatdeeva
3. Bullet In The Gun - Planet Perfecto
4. Born Slippy - Underworld
5. Fire Starter - Prodigy
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Top 5 Letters of the Alphabet:
1. N (NITRUS OXIDE)
2. O (ONEPHATNOVA2.0)
3. V (VAUXHALL)
4. A (ACCELERATION)
5. T (TWO LITRE)
Benjoyce
28-02-03, 08:55 AM
3. Tony Blair
4. Stone cold
i can understand the top one, but whats wrong with stone cold?
wisewood
28-02-03, 09:45 AM
After some consideration....
Top 5 Sex aids...
1. CONDOM
2. Yoghurt
3. Ice Cream
4. Hand Cuffs
5. A third party
Thats what i reckon my top 5 should be. :D
Benjoyce
28-02-03, 09:47 AM
i like the way you put a third party? wheres the second?!? you can't do much on your own wqith the first 4? except maybe a kinky wnak!!
jatinder
28-02-03, 10:05 AM
i just wanted to punch a wrestler that was the only one that came to mind now it would have to be the jerico brothers
Benjoyce
28-02-03, 10:07 AM
you mean chris jericho?? there are no jericho bothers. sorry to correct you
wisewood
28-02-03, 10:20 AM
i like the way you put a third party? wheres the second?!? you can't do much on your own wqith the first 4? except maybe a kinky wnak!!
SEX aids Ben... SEX aids...
If you are having sex you have someone else with you - do you not?
:lol: do try and pay attention mate, i know its before lunch time still - but come on...
Benjoyce
28-02-03, 10:29 AM
i'm still asleep, and nobody in my office will make me a cup of tea or coffee!! lazy buggers
wisewood
28-02-03, 10:38 AM
you not thought of making yourself one mate?
Benjoyce
28-02-03, 10:39 AM
thats too much trouble!! the kettle is miles away in our office, it'd mean gettin up and movin!
wisewood
28-02-03, 10:46 AM
i am much the same, i am closest to the kettle in this office but i told everyone i dont drink tea or coffee - thus i never have to make any :lol:
i just drink pepsi and water instead (not together obviously).
Benjoyce
28-02-03, 10:52 AM
i've just been given a strawberry ribena, it'll do till i can be bothered to move!
wisewood
28-02-03, 11:00 AM
Top 5 excuses for being late to work.
1. Had to drop sister off at college on the way. :D
2. Stuck in traffic.
3. Forgot my access card t get into building and had to go home and fetch it.
4. My car wouldnt start.
5. I overslept, it wont happen again, honest.
Benjoyce
28-02-03, 11:03 AM
pure brilliance!
i just use, i got up at 9(which is usually right) coz i'm not feeling to good. works like a charm!
wisewood
28-02-03, 11:10 AM
I have actually been asked why i was late before and responded as follows...
"I feel like shit... you wanna think yourself luck i didnt phone in sick, coz i almost did!!!"
:lol:
I was in perfect health at the time too... lol.
Benjoyce
28-02-03, 11:11 AM
another one of my greats is, i phoned in and said i couldn't find my water proofs for my motorbike, when in fact i had just got up and it was 20 past 9!!!!!
wisewood
28-02-03, 11:26 AM
I wanna do a top 5 wind ups in the office, but i can only think of a few that happened at work this week. Not gonna put them in any order, just the order they happened in.
1. I go for a cig break and come back to find my mouse ball has been nicked outta my mouse and i have an email saying if i wanna see my mouse ball ever again i will have to do a maccy D run for everyone at 12:30. :lol:
2. The lass who did it left the office so i replaced her mouse ball with one from an old mouse which had a slightly smaller ball so her mouse looked normal, but wouldnt work as the ball was not quite big enough, i then disconnected the monitor, keyboard and mouse. Then i put her mouse ball in my mouse and continued as normal, thankful that i didnt have to use the tab key to use novaload anymore :lol:
3. I popped outta the office that afternoon and upon my return found my keyboard and mouse disconnected, mouseball missing and my chair (the best most comfortable in the office) had been moved... and hidden :lol:
4. Not happened to me... but good.
Kev emailed me saying, just had this email from bloke at work... is this right? I read the previous message on the email history and it said "Andrew Tunnicliffe has phone for you, can you call him back."
This was not true... it turns out some jokes i had emailed to kev he had passed onto the other guy and he had seen the name on the histroy of the email and decided to wind him up :lol:
5. THIS IS THE BEST!!! My revenge on the lass who hid my chair...
I created an simple image in paint which included the company logo, and a message warning about internet usage and pornography etc. I will include the image below...
I then emailed it to kev (cheers kev :wink:)and he spent a few minutes compiling it into an executable program for me... which i set up on her computer when she popped out to load when she logged back into windows... But then kev hada better idea and he set it up with a 30 minute timer so yuo run the program and nothing happens for 30 minutes, and hten it opens up BEHIND the programs yuo are using so you dont see it till you minimise or close everything. This worked a treat and she was proper freaked out by it and had no idea what to do... hahahhaaha... she says she will never wind me up again. :D :D :D
If the image doesnt work... click here.
http://www.novaload.net/forums/album_see.php?id=399
http://www.novaload.net/forums/album_see.php?id=399
Benjoyce
28-02-03, 11:29 AM
pure brilliance!!
wisewood
28-02-03, 11:35 AM
oh and thats my internal extension number on the bottom by the way... so had she phoned it i could have carried it on even further muuuhahaha!!!
in the end i had to phone her from other side of office and just said "Bev i am takin the piss" ... Then i put the phone down. :lol: when she realised she was gutted... The people in the office who didnt know about it were also convinced it was real, but also thuoght it was pretty funny that bev would be accused of using porn. :lol:
Benjoyce
28-02-03, 11:45 AM
top 5 times of the day(usual working)
1: 5:30pm(home time!!)
2: 12pm(lunch)
3: 10am(canteen brek)
4: 7:30pm(usually footy on tv!!)
5: 7:45am(only coz thats when my mum brings me a cuppa!!)
wisewood
28-02-03, 11:49 AM
my top 5 times of the day
1. 1pm till 2pm. (its just special :D)
2. 10pm (thats what time i go to pub tonight)
3. 3pm (thats what time i get up on saturday)
4. 5:30am (the time i am in my deepest sleep :D)
5. Midnight (freeview :lol:)
Anonymous
28-02-03, 02:08 PM
top 5 excuses for NOT having sex
1:head ache
2:head ache
3:head ache
4:head ache
5:head ache
sorry us women can't make more excuses
Benjoyce
28-02-03, 02:12 PM
how about:
1: i'm on
2: thrush
3: can't be bothered
4: my vibrator will do!
5: get off me you drunk overweight bum!!
top 5 alcholic beverages:
1.vodka lemon and lime(can drink it like pop n gets ye wrecked)
2. Turbo shandys ( lager an smirnoff ice)
3.absynth(gets ye on ye backside)
4. archers n lemonade
5. smirnoff ice
Benjoyce
28-02-03, 02:14 PM
you won't be drinkin any of them for a few weeks cara!!
wisewood
28-02-03, 02:17 PM
Top 5 excuses i have been given for not having sex
1. I dont feel like it. :lol:
2. Headache
3. Time of the month
4. No, you were late picking me up by ten minutes today!!!
5. ... and why do you smell like perfume when you come home from work?
lmfao.
Benjoyce
28-02-03, 02:18 PM
can one of you ladies do a top 5 condom flavours for me?? is that allowed wisewood?
wisewood
28-02-03, 02:23 PM
you never tried opening a packet and tasting em mate?
i have... they aint too pleasant anyway... :lol:
Benjoyce
28-02-03, 02:23 PM
you've tasted condoms??????? hhmmmmmmmmm......................
wisewood
28-02-03, 02:26 PM
yes mate but it wasnt containing anyone at the time.
Benjoyce
28-02-03, 02:27 PM
PHEW!! you got me a bit worried then! what flavour was it ?
Anonymous
28-02-03, 02:32 PM
just for you BJ
1:strawberry
2:pina colada
3:orange
4:cherry
5:chocolate
and no they dont taste that good
wisewood
28-02-03, 02:32 PM
3...
mint
strawberry and a banana one.
all horrible.
Benjoyce
28-02-03, 02:43 PM
cheers now i know what one to go with next time!
Anonymous
28-02-03, 02:48 PM
cheers now i know what one to go with next time!
so do you bat for the other side then ?????
Benjoyce
28-02-03, 02:49 PM
NO!!! what made you think that?
wisewood
28-02-03, 02:51 PM
you said you know what to go for...
easily misunderstood mate :D
Benjoyce
28-02-03, 02:52 PM
i meant flavour condom if i ever decide to bu any flavoured condoms! :oops:
Anonymous
28-02-03, 02:53 PM
is it not women that usually taste the condoms ????
why should you be bothered what flippin flavour they are ?????
Benjoyce
28-02-03, 02:55 PM
i'm not that worried was just curious(not in the batting for the other team sense) as to what difference a differnet flavour makes, and if anyone had any opinions on what flavours they prefered. :wink:
wisewood
28-02-03, 02:55 PM
she has a point ben.
Benjoyce
28-02-03, 02:57 PM
i'm just gonna shut up i think!!!!!!!!!! :|
wisewood
28-02-03, 02:59 PM
Probably for the best in the long run :lol:
wisewood
28-02-03, 03:02 PM
Top 5 Novaload muppets.
1. wisewood
2.
3.
4.
5.
fill in the blanks as you see fit :lol:
Benjoyce
28-02-03, 03:03 PM
1: wisewood
2: Benjoyce
3:
4:
5:
Anonymous
28-02-03, 03:07 PM
1:benjoyce
2:wisewood
3:benjoyce
4:wisewood
5: gotta be benjoyce
soz guys
as we are now on topic of oral
flavoured condoms are no good
personally prefer giving without
Benjoyce
28-02-03, 03:08 PM
we've never said oral flavoured condoms!! we said just flavoured condoms!!
wisewood
28-02-03, 03:09 PM
:D:D:D:D:D:D well i prefer recieving without too :D ;) :lol:
hang on a minute... why does he get to be the biggest muppet? :lol:
wisewood
28-02-03, 03:13 PM
noooooooooo she dont.
Anonymous
28-02-03, 03:14 PM
i DO NOT luuuuve wisewood
dont love any body apart from me !!!!! :roll:
wisewood
28-02-03, 03:18 PM
Glad to hear it. :lol:
Anonymous
28-02-03, 03:20 PM
hang on a minute... why does he get to be the biggest muppet? :lol:[/quote]
coz you're the biggest goon !!!!! :lol:
Benjoyce
28-02-03, 03:23 PM
she don't love you she just wants to shag you silly!!
Anonymous
28-02-03, 03:28 PM
she don't love you she just wants to shag you silly!!
well done BJ you took the words right outta my mouth
Benjoyce
28-02-03, 03:29 PM
no point in beatin around the bush!
Anonymous
28-02-03, 03:34 PM
nope you end up with things stuck where they dont belong
Benjoyce
28-02-03, 03:35 PM
that was very clever how you thought of that. i'm very impressed!! :lol:
wisewood
28-02-03, 03:35 PM
rotflmfao!!!!
Ben (lurk75)
28-02-03, 03:38 PM
Top five places in the world.. (that ive been too)
:arrow: 1. Angkor Wat- Cambodia
:arrow: 2. Dolphin watching in Lovina Bay- Bali
:arrow: 3. Clifton Suspension Bridge- Bristol
:arrow: 4. Knoetsi private beach- South Africa
:arrow: 5 Ceski Krumlov- The Czech Republic.
Anonymous
28-02-03, 03:41 PM
top 5 positions for sex
if its too naughty delete it
1:me on top
2:doggy
3:me in "backward roll" type posi with male facing other way
4:spoons
5:in my nova !!!!!!!!!! anyhow
wisewood
28-02-03, 03:41 PM
Top 5 pubs in rotherham :lol:
1. No. 10
2. The Litten Tree
3. Carneys
4. Old Monk
5. Disrealis
very few of you will know of these places... if any - but thought i do it anyway :D
Benjoyce
28-02-03, 03:45 PM
top 5 websites(to use at work)
1: www.novaload.net
2: www.wwe.com
3: www.skysports.com
4: www.miniclip.com
5: www.loveofchampman.co.uk
wisewood
28-02-03, 03:48 PM
top 5 web sites i use at work...
1. www.novaload.net
2. www.churchoftuna.co.uk
3. www.soulafuzz.co.uk
4. www.google.co.uk :D
5. www.halifax-online.co.uk
:lol:
Ben (lurk75)
28-02-03, 03:48 PM
My top five records.
:arrow: 1. Armand Van Helden's DnB remix of Monicas Aint Nobody.
:arrow: 2. Shy FX- VIP Jungle Blowout.
:arrow: 3. Thuderclap and Newman- Something in the air.
:arrow: 4. Busta Rhymes- Gimme some more.
:arrow: 5. Led Zepplin- Stairway to heaven.
(a bit of an odd mix, but thats me all over)
Benjoyce
28-02-03, 03:49 PM
can i ask what church of tuna is gonna be?
Anonymous
28-02-03, 03:49 PM
can some of you guys do a top 5 positions please
Benjoyce
28-02-03, 03:51 PM
just coz you asked nicely
1: doggie
2: legs hi
3: spoons
4: on a car bonnet
5: her on top
wisewood
28-02-03, 03:51 PM
can i ask what church of tuna is gonna be?
It is a little religion i set up mate... :lol:
take a peek.... and read the sermons :D
Ben (lurk75)
28-02-03, 03:52 PM
can some of you guys do a top 5 positions please
Sorry but i think that you are becoming very predictable and boring now, the joke has been worn thin.
Benjoyce
28-02-03, 03:54 PM
top 5 hangobver cures
1: bacon and egg sarnie
2: fingers down the throat
3: loads of water
4: pint of guiness
5: just say f#ck it and stay in bed for the day!
Anonymous
28-02-03, 03:55 PM
get you being bitchy
put your handbag down love
wisewood
28-02-03, 03:58 PM
roflmfao.
Anonymous
28-02-03, 04:00 PM
just coz you asked nicely
1: doggie
2: legs hi
3: spoons
4: on a car bonnet
5: her on top
THANK YOU BJ
Benjoyce
28-02-03, 04:09 PM
no probs, you ask and you will will receive
Benjoyce
28-02-03, 04:09 PM
no probs, you ask and you will will receive(within reason)
Ben (lurk75)
28-02-03, 04:15 PM
get you being bitchy
put your handbag down love
I am not being bitchy just bored of all the leary comments, can you not have a conversation without bringing it down to that level?
wisewood
28-02-03, 04:21 PM
:lol:
now now children... lets not start fighting.
Ben (lurk75)
28-02-03, 04:24 PM
Fair enough ive made my point.
I will leave it now.
Anonymous
28-02-03, 06:02 PM
yeah i can have a conversation without "brining it down"
but why have a conversation with someone such as yourself
you'd bore the pants off the queen
being predictable is better than being
a complete c*nt or something
sorry wisewood
and anyone else i may have offended
apart from him
wisewood
28-02-03, 06:10 PM
now now children... lets not start fighting.
Am i invisible all of a sudden???
frillip
28-02-03, 10:53 PM
lol did some oen speak???? :lol:
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