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tomo06tomo
15-08-09, 01:34 PM
hi im back again:d
Ive recently scored myself a j reg 4 door salloon.Its a 1litre and ive had 115 out of it bouncing off the limiter and coppers just laugjhed at me.
I would like someone to help me confirm whether or not it is a genuine trip?
I have doubts over this please help as it has a cherry bomb? Where these standard equipment?
Oh and where do i need to put the 2 stroke oil or should i mix it meself?

Tidy Max
15-08-09, 01:35 PM
you havent had 115 out of it lol and thats that

NovaBoi92
15-08-09, 01:37 PM
the 1 litre isnt a 2 stroke you retard and no a cherry bomb isnt standard

tomo06tomo
15-08-09, 01:37 PM
This will keep up wiht a gte/gsi believe

tomo06tomo
15-08-09, 01:39 PM
ok thx

Tidy Max
15-08-09, 01:40 PM
lol are you having a laugh! if it could keep up with a gte gsi, why wouldnt everyone buy the cheaper, more economical, easier to insure.. 1litre? or is it the cherry bomb that is improving the performance?

NovaBoi92
15-08-09, 01:40 PM
if you flush the engine with water, it cleans out the valves and its likely you will get 120 out of it. or more

Jack
15-08-09, 01:40 PM
LMFAO at the replies, fail lol

Do what the Audi drivers do, polish the head by sandblasting it. By putting sand down the inlet. Oh, and don't forget to lay the rear seats down for more speed.

Tidy Max
15-08-09, 01:43 PM
yeah i heard the audi lads do that, they also loosen off all their wheel bolts for added camber when cornering don't they??

djshaggeh
15-08-09, 01:43 PM
Oh dear

NovaBoi92
15-08-09, 01:44 PM
why would you want to prove its a genuine trip? if it was a sport, then yeah. but trip? is this a wind up?

Tidy Max
15-08-09, 01:44 PM
i think it is novaboi lol

djshaggeh
15-08-09, 01:45 PM
Can we change the thread title to 'banned by public demand'

tomo06tomo
15-08-09, 01:45 PM
light harted fun..
iwill ad pix of it l8r

NovaBoi92
15-08-09, 01:47 PM
''light hearted fun...
I will add pictures of it later''

oh god, i can see what is going to happen here.

Jack
15-08-09, 01:52 PM
Moved to a more appropriate forum lol

L33 LEG
15-08-09, 02:11 PM
if you flush the engine with water, it cleans out the valves and its likely you will get 120 out of it. or more

was it on here where someone posten a link of some guy with a corvette doing that with his engine? lol

NovaBoi92
15-08-09, 02:16 PM
something like that lol mustang i think

L33 LEG
15-08-09, 02:20 PM
ye a mustang. was a funny read lol

mowgli
15-08-09, 04:14 PM
stop taking all of this thread seriously.........

Southie
15-08-09, 04:20 PM
:roll: :wtf:

Graeme
15-08-09, 04:20 PM
It probably keeps up with gsi due to the Cherry Bomb I've heard they double the power of the car and looking forward to seeing it

mowgli
15-08-09, 04:21 PM
the only way a 1.0 saloon will keep up with a gte is if the gte is towing it......


Oh & 1.0 engines don't have limiters,

So i'm getting my salt pot out of the cupboard for this one

burgo
15-08-09, 04:27 PM
''light hearted fun...
I will add pictures of it later''

oh god, i can see what is going to happen here.

wait what??? novaboy correcting other peoples posts!! is this some kind of parallel universe or what

NathanSRi
15-08-09, 04:30 PM
the only way a 1.0 saloon will keep up with a gte is if the gte is towing it......


Oh & 1.0 engines don't have limiters,

So i'm getting my salt pot out of the cupboard for this one
Or if theyre parked next to each other

NovaBoi92
15-08-09, 04:54 PM
wait what??? novaboy correcting other peoples posts!! is this some kind of parallel universe or what

''wait what??? novaboy correcting other people's posts!! is this some kind of parallel universe or what'' :thumb:lol

boyle_46
15-08-09, 07:28 PM
you sir are a T_W_A_T

mowgli
15-08-09, 09:31 PM
ha

ha

ha

ha

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q119/mowglinova/dodo.jpg?t=1250379461

MK999
15-08-09, 09:51 PM
Mowgli, you appear to have posted a picture which depicts the word dildo, with an arrow pointing at your own username/avatar.

Spudly
15-08-09, 09:54 PM
Mowgli, you appear to have posted a picture which depicts the word dildo, with an arrow pointing at your own username/avatar.



Stop looking at the picture and read the word only lol

let_nova
15-08-09, 10:09 PM
Mowgli, you appear to have posted a picture which depicts the word dildo, with an arrow pointing at your own username/avatar.


lol lol lol lol lol :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: lol ;)

you sir deserve the reppage:thumb:

burgo
15-08-09, 10:11 PM
''wait what??? novaboy correcting other people's posts!! is this some kind of parallel universe or what'' :thumb:lolyou cheeky little cnut

Spudly
15-08-09, 10:12 PM
Four pages on and its still bugging the crap out of me, its 'back by popular demand' not public demand lol

NovaBoi92
15-08-09, 11:49 PM
''wait what??? novaboy correcting other people's posts!! is this some kind of parallel universe or what''

wait i didnt post that :confused:

Benn
15-08-09, 11:52 PM
"back by... Who the funk are you?

mowgli
16-08-09, 12:40 AM
Mowgli, you appear to have posted a picture which depicts the word dildo, with an arrow pointing at MY username/avatar.



.

pikey1986
16-08-09, 12:55 AM
am i right in thinking this is the same person who tried to sell a corsa he had impounded???

brainsnova
16-08-09, 01:20 AM
"back by... Who the funk are you?

a random me thinks

MK999
16-08-09, 01:24 AM
Awesome photochopping and editing skills tbh Mowgli lol

Gibbo
16-08-09, 01:39 AM
lol my 1.0l did about 105 but i did beet a 1.4 106 :roll:

im sure they have more rpm then other nova engines ? or do they sound like they do because of chain.
it may sound sill but when you rev a 1.0L ie red line and let your foot of it sound like a dump valve

novaguy08
16-08-09, 07:34 AM
Thats the clutch melting!

Theyre Carb engines, they dont have a limiter, they just run out of puff. so you can rev to your hearts content however it will end up throwing a piston before running out of puff..............

and its a good question to ask, who the hell is this chap asking daft questions?!

let_nova
16-08-09, 09:26 AM
valve bounce.

scott.parker
16-08-09, 11:26 AM
Im bored already.

Jack
16-08-09, 12:00 PM
lol my 1.0l did about 105 but i did beet a 1.4 106 :roll:

im sure they have more rpm then other nova engines ? or do they sound like they do because of chain.
it may sound sill but when you rev a 1.0L ie red line and let your foot of it sound like a dump valve
ROFLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

It might have said you were doing 105, but it really wasn't. And they're crappy pushrod so won't rev as hard as an OHC. The DV noise is probably valve float.


it will end up throwing a piston before running out of puff..............
On a 1.0, the pushrods will snap LONG before the pistons go