for wisewood !!!!!!

[Anonymous]

if you're wise and wooden does your dick stay hard 24/7 ????? lol

[frillip]

lol pure class :lol:

[Chris LR]

Quality quote, one to be remebered :wisewood:

Porn star! :wisewood:

[Anonymous]

thanks guys taking bow now lol

[Chris LR]

The answer is NO too.

[Anonymous]

what a chuffing shame !!!!

[frillip]

chuffin <<< top word lol

always use it

ne way why wud u wanna know about wisewoods private parts?

[Chris LR]

I think you'll find 'Bostin' to be the best word

I didn't think he had any......

[frillip]

yeh true top word again

tryin to thinkof some i use say many amusin things durin days at college just cant remember them lol :lol:

and bout the latter part of ure post i aint gonna say nuffink bout them beings as he has ability to kick my ass off here :roll:

[Anonymous]

i like a challenge tis all i can say :!: :wink:

[frillip]

lol
well rather u than me as he almighty godly powers compared to us little ppl :P

[Chris LR]

H E Wisewood is a.k.a The Work-Shy Pornstar.

I can see this post going off the rails very quickly

[Anonymous]

aah bless i'd get him "out of his shell" lol

[frillip]

u think??? i thinkit did already a bit wen the sayings part was done

o well thats what this forum for tho lol

[Anonymous]

two hours with me and he'd never be a work shy porn star 8)

[Chris LR]

He couldn't afford 2 hours! Or maybe he could.............

[frillip]

oi oi wise uve pulled :wisewood: :wisewood::wisewood::wisewood:

u cummin mk meet escort ???

and if wise is u gonna talk :lol:

[Anonymous]

more than likely had proposition from kev so yeah
i think

[frillip]

lol gd wud like to see the main man wise on the prowl :lol: :lol:

see what his woman skills are like

[Chris LR]

You charge too much, be honest.

Do you accept NUS Cards?

[frillip]

cudnt b arsed to send off my nus form do u get gd discounts with them??

[Chris LR]

I got 10% off driving lessons.

[frillip]

father is a drivin instructor so it doesnt affect me

[Anonymous]

sorry cash only guys lol
can't wait to witness wise's pulling skills myself

[wisewood]

LMFAO.

Its not hard 24/7 but I am having a lot of unwanted trouser tents at the moment while i am at work :o

Work Shy Porn Star is not referring to me being shy - its referring to me being a lazy work shy northern monkey who APPARENTLY looks like a low budget porn film star :lol:

As for me going on the prowl at MK, cant see that happening... :lol: Why the fook would i be going on the pull at a nova meet ;)



Oh and by the way - thanks for taking over my post boys... 23 replies wefore i even saw it!!!

:lol:


and as for you horny escort - thanks :D

[frillip]

well we thought wed talk bout it before lettin u see :lol:

[wisewood]

lol gd wud like to see the main man wise on the prowl :lol: :lol:

see what his woman skills are like

lmfao@that...

They are adequate... thats all i'm gonna say.

[wisewood]

sorry cash only guys lol
can't wait to witness wise's pulling skills myself


If its cash only, you dont need pulling skills apart from how to pull your wallet outta your pocket. :lol:

[Anonymous]

yeah but if i do attend the mk meet i'd be out on the pull not
as an escort but to actually have some fun with good looking guys !!!!!!!
lol

[wisewood]

you'll be after alex then... not me.
i am the biggest fattest ugly fooker ever. :lol:

[Anonymous]

can't see his face i kinda like a man with abit of meat on his bones

[Benjoyce]

i'd say you've pulled wise, and theres no way out!! can we see a pic horny escort?

[Ben (lurk75)]

i think wisewood had created another account with a different email address!

[Anonymous]

pic of what ???
have a look at page 3 on the footwear thread

[wisewood]

i think wisewood had created another account with a different email address!

afraid not mate... nothing i can do to prove it as you dont have access to the IP addresses but honestly... she aint me.

[Benjoyce]

she's quite sexy tho, shame we can't see the face!!

[Ben (lurk75)]

she's quite sexy tho, shame we can't see the face!!

How the hell does she seem sexy when you havent seen her. ***no disrespect to you escort***
but she/he could be a 20st welder from glasgow just wanting a laugh.

[Benjoyce]

she says thats her in the pic on the footwear forum

[wisewood]

I cant view the pic because the domain is blocked at work...

[Anonymous]

well you lot will see me at the mk meet (if i can get down)
thanx for the compliments guys lol
any one coming through nottingham wanna give me a lift ????
yes that is me in the red undies

[Benjoyce]

ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[wisewood]

I pass nottingham on the way... but you seem like a bit of a man eater so not sure i dare pick you up on the way :lol:

[Anonymous]

i promise to be VERY gentle with you !!!!!
go on it'll be a laugh you never know you might just enjoy yourself ?
want me to e-mail you a pic ??? lol

[wisewood]

Emailing a pic is entirely up to you... just dont make to naughty - i am at work and i am an innocent young man really :D

As for collecting you on the way, i'll think about it.

[Benjoyce]

you can mail me a pic!! ha ha

[Anonymous]

pretty please with a cherry on top
pics on way lol

[Benjoyce]

how bad's the traffic likely to be to mk? just got a call from the garage and my cars ready to roll!!

[wisewood]

**awaits the pics arrival**


Only thing is not sure how much passenger room i will have on the way back coz i will have a set of 18" alloys in the car with me after the meet :lol:

[Benjoyce]

she can sit on your lap *wink wink*

[Ben (lurk75)]

Ill have a pic if there on offer. will swap if you like! :wink:

[Benjoyce]

i can swap too, its about 2 years old at a footy tournament buts its a pic!!!!

[wisewood]

Good god... you're like a pack of wild animals... back off will ya :lol:

[Ben (lurk75)]

no just bored stupid, i hate finishing at 2 end up spending 3-4 hours on here.

[Benjoyce]

its gotta be better than watchin early afternoon tv, with magnum and all the other cr#p thats on!!

[wisewood]

try spending an average of a 50 hour week on here mate :lol:
its fantastic.

[Benjoyce]

now thats dedication for you!!

[Ben (lurk75)]

now thats dedication for you!!

No its sad!

I think Kev should shut the site down for 7 days just to send Andy insane with boredom. :lol:

[Benjoyce]

he might even get some work done at work! as it goes so would i!!!!!!!

[wisewood]

:D yupp.


Still no pics from the escort... tis an Idle Boast me thinks.

[Benjoyce]

and she's offline! damn!!

[Ben (lurk75)]

me still thinks its a glaswegian welder!

[Benjoyce]

witha builders bum and a beard with half his lunch in it!

[Ben (lurk75)]

and cum stains on his trousers from the lucnhtime 5 knuckle shuffle!

[Benjoyce]

but if he's a welder he can help me with my zorst!!

[wisewood]

Steady on... dont go taking it too far, if this is a lady she could get offended by this.

Remember boys, be polite until you have enough ammo to slaughter someone properly :lol:

[Anonymous]

OI OI no need for all that !
pc playing up need a newbie

[Benjoyce]

sorry!! we do need proper photographic evidence or face to face tho! then we'll know she ain't a glasweign welder!

[wisewood]

OI OI no need for all that !
pc playing up need a newbie

Wheres these pics you emailed me then? :lol:

wisewood@novaload.net ??
nothing turned up yet...

[Ben (lurk75)]

true but then 90% of stuff on the net is Boll*cks (not aimed at welder, i mean escort)

[Benjoyce]

foward them to me when you get them wisewood

[wisewood]

If you want them, ask her for them... if she wants you to see them she will send them wont she :D Not my place to send them really... besides there is no sign of them yet!!!

[Benjoyce]

my e-mail address is on my profile escort

[Benjoyce]

only if you want to of course

[Ben (lurk75)]

foward them to me when you get them wisewood :o

Wisewood is a man of dsicretion, and as a posision of authority you must not ask him to be so devious.

(Send them to me as well mate) :wink:

[Benjoyce]

thank escort, i still sy your pretty fit!! - providing it is actually you! not that i'm doubting it of course

[wisewood]

Two pics recieved, i assume taken from teh escorts web site... face blanked out...

Question is how can we know thats not just some escort and you have chosen her as your persona?

[Benjoyce]

you received two? i only got 1!

[Anonymous]

have sent you two pics wisewood and one to ben j
you can send em on to whoever you like
and if you lot are gonna be at mk meet you shall see me then !!! lol
is that a yes or no to that lift ???

[Benjoyce]

oh if only i lived up north!!

[Ben (lurk75)]

lmfao i got none.

true though like i said %%% bullsh*t

[wisewood]

is that a yes or no to that lift ???

Not sure... you see i was always told never to accept rides from strangers... and now i am older i take it as never offer a ride to a stranger :lol:

Not being funny - but you could be ANYONE!!!

[Anonymous]

now that aint fair just cos my face is blanked out
not my decision to protect my true identity
i'd show the world
ben, if you want them ask me nicely ........

[wisewood]

Maybe its not fair, and not your decision... but you must see my (our) point here...

[Benjoyce]

lifes one big journey, you have to take risks sometimes!!

[wisewood]

That is very true...

[Anonymous]

if i was male i WOULD NOT be gay !!!
as i'm female i AM straight
i aint scottish either
nor am i a welder with a builders bum !!!!

[Ben (lurk75)]

ben, if you want them ask me nicely ........

lmao.

if you want to show me then do but begging aint my style! (some of your customers might like it mind :wink: )

[Benjoyce]

ben, if you want them ask me nicely ........

lmao.

if you want to show me then do but begging aint my style! (some of your customers might like it mind :wink: )

LMAO!!!

[Anonymous]

gotta go and feed my horse now so catch up with you lot later xx

[Benjoyce]

laters

[Chris LR]

lol @ this post.

[Alex]

i cant believe that i missed this one :D

[Chris LR]

I helped start it, but after page 3 it's got silly.

[Ben (lurk75)]

pmsl just re read it was funny!!!

[Tilly]

Load of bull

[Anonymous]

but you still replied !!!!!!!

[Tilly]

but you still replied !!!!!!!

whos that directed at?

[Anonymous]

any one who thinks like yourself
it can't be that bad if people keep posting on the subject !!!!!!!

[Tilly]

why hide ur face for then

[wisewood]

it can't be that bad if people keep posting on the subject !!!!!!!

This is muppet corner, first sign of an opportunity to post rubbish or something funny and people do... its not exactly on topic anymore is it.

:o

[Anonymous]

quite true !
but i took it that cos you seemed to get a bit touchy about
your "bits" that we'd avoid the subject
but you did answer my question really :wink: :wink:

[Ben (lurk75)]

Load of bull

whos that directed at?

why hide ur face for then


Tilly being hostile there i feel.

quite true though.

[Anonymous]

sh#t happens !!!!

[wisewood]

i didnt get touchy about my bits, i read your question and answered it honestly. what more could i have done?

[Anonymous]

now that is very dangerous :!:
saying something like that
do you really want me to answer ............

[wisewood]

no point asking questions if you dont want an answer... so yeah - i want you to answer.

[Chris LR]

I think this post has gone below muppetism.

[Anonymous]

am i allowed to get naughty ???? :wink:

[wisewood]

muppet corner: anything goes except porn.


so as long as you keep it reasonably close to family viewing you should be ok.

[Anonymous]

sorry i got a dirty mind
don't think it would be suitable for "family veiwing"

[wisewood]

Pm me and i will tell you if its ok to post it :D

[Chris LR]

May as well PM me for a second opinion........

[Anonymous]

sorry no can do !!!!!!
hate being a spoil sport but NO

[Anonymous]

as some of you have said
wise you've pulled !!! lol

[wisewood]

:o ooooooooh errrrrrrrrrr :lol:

[Anonymous]

wise you seem to have gone a bit quiet .....

[wisewood]

my connection is RUBBISH!!! i am going as fast as i can...

[Anonymous]

slow and steady is fine with me .........
(not computer wise)
no pun intended sorry

[wisewood]

lmfao - obviously not...

lol.



so if not computer wise what is it that you mean?

[Anonymous]

now what do you think .......

[frillip]

i really think this shud be kept behind closed doors :lol:

come one young children like me and linz about lol damagin our small childish minds

[Anonymous]

come one young children like me and linz about lol damagin our small childish minds[/quote]

english version please .....

[wisewood]

Good point.




:lol: behave youself woman.

[frillip]

well were are like only 17 dont wanna be hearin bout ure fetish for wise

fair play hes a laff and i can take it but ffs muppet corner my home please leave it peaceful lol

[Chris LR]

:microwav: This whole post is 'doing my head in'

[frillip]

how come??? at first was bostin lol

[Chris LR]

I've changed my mind, :wisewood: has come in and injected his filth.

You young'uns should be in bed anyways.

[Anonymous]

sorry will try to restrain myself
<struggle>
will try to tone it down frillip soz mate

[frillip]

why has wise got u handcuffed :P

did u upload nepics onto the album :?

and why shud us youngguns be in bed?

[Anonymous]

no he aint got me handcuffed ......yet
haven't had chance to do bugger all today apart from feeding my horse

[frillip]

lol @ yet!!!!
i just wanna see what goes on at sunday lol

also horse :? ever seen a film called animal farm *ducks* is rather sck film but f u dont know what it is ask some one else i aint explainin

[Cara]

o0o0o0o woody got stalker :lol: rofl is it 4 real??

[Anonymous]

yes i have heard of it never watched it though
and yes it's sick

[frillip]

yes cara i think its real :lol: LMAO

ne one else find this amusin?

[Benjoyce]

animal fqarm brings a hole new meaning to finger licking cicken!

[wisewood]

Right i'm gonna lock this topic now... coz its just going mad!!!



:lol: funny though.
Gonna read from the start again in a minute. lol