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large_steve182
05-08-09, 10:28 PM
i know jobs are getting harder and harder to source these days with threads on here in which people are often saying they cant find jobs and are extatic when they do find one,

but seriously mines is beyond a joke, i will admit my job itself isnt to bad. i take some satisfaction in a good job completed. but the people i have to work with!!! aarrgghhh!!!!
were situated in a team in which there are 4 of us (5 but il get to that)
try 9-5 with these people i dont know how ive made it.


First, there is this bird who is a total model wanna be Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.


The next girl is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people ive ever met. 5 years at uni since 18 completed degree of some sort in buisness, and yet she works here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, i know thats not very nice but she aggrivates me with her "better than you ness". I think she might be a lesbian, taking a rough guess but i wouldnt be suprised



But the title has got to go to the f**king stoner. And this guy is more than just your average highschool behind a wall weed smoker. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like your general scruffy junkie type with no effort, and to make things worse, he brings his big f**king dog to work. Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ****ing day.


Anyway, I drive these idiots around in my van and we solve mysteries and s**t.

Dod
05-08-09, 10:33 PM
You're an absolute Tit.

Asa-James
05-08-09, 10:34 PM
sounds ruff* that mate, wouldnt want to do that. get yourself another job soon before something wierd goes on.



*yes, the pun was intended

stigy bud
05-08-09, 10:34 PM
thats mint hahalol :thumb:

large_steve182
05-08-09, 10:35 PM
You're an absolute Tit.

are you still mad i made an irish joke years ago, i said i was sorry

Sloth
05-08-09, 11:09 PM
i just woke the house up laughing at you. your a leg-end. any more?

bmw156
05-08-09, 11:12 PM
thats so lame...

L14MNP
05-08-09, 11:12 PM
Roll me one too, you scruffy cnut.

Jack
05-08-09, 11:15 PM
Every workplace has its cockmunchers

Pics of bimbo?

Sloth
05-08-09, 11:17 PM
rofl @ jack thinking its real.....






















(yes, i know....)

Jack
05-08-09, 11:24 PM
who cares, I just want to see some tits.

large_steve182
05-08-09, 11:52 PM
rofl @ jack thinking its real.....


(yes, i know....)

you know what?
i have to work with these people monday to friday, sometimes overtime on the weekend if we havent solved it. spent almost 2 weeks chasing some prick around alton towers. what is it with ghoulies and theme parks?

this was us on the second day i think, somebody edited it to look all cartooney though. and it was a ford transit we were in.
http://scoobydoo.ovh.org/index/strony%20ENG/family/family1.jpg

Dod
06-08-09, 12:21 AM
are you still mad i made an irish joke years ago, i said i was sorry

No, I just think if you've nothing worth saying, whay say anything? What is the point of this thread? It makes no sense and has no point, so why bother?

large_steve182
06-08-09, 12:29 AM
No, I just think if you've nothing worth saying, whay say anything? What is the point of this thread? It makes no sense and has no point, so why bother?
i recall i have made one person a little bit happier, he found the thread quite funny and may have brightened up his day a little, so i see no harm in that.

if we all abided by what you said this forum would be a ghost town

a little pun there un intended

Tidy Max
06-08-09, 07:58 AM
lol i thought it was quite funny steve well done, did you make it up?

large_steve182
06-08-09, 04:17 PM
unfortunately i cant take credit, think i found it on reddit