Hi!!!

[LaydeeGibbo]

Hi all :)
I have joined png because i want a nova, and my boyfriend is always on hear so i wanted to see what all the fuss was about lol.
My boyfriend has always got a nova and has made me want one lol But i want a 5 door. (Preferably pink or yellow) lol
:d

[let_nova]

1 page

[Stuart]

bin the text typing or I ban you for life.

[srs1]

nah, its gibbo gone all cross dressing

[let_nova]

txt type wtf???

i only see one mistake there? 1 as in one.

[Benn]

Sup,



You dont want a 5door, really you dont.

[Sloth]

rofl one post with stu about.....


btw...
























tits or gtfo------->

[LaydeeGibbo]

Im sorry lol. I didnt realise i was doing it :)
Sorry :)

[Gibbo]

nah, its gibbo gone all cross dressing
:O thanks :wtf: lmao

[Southie]

1/2 a page lol

Ignore Stuart he's winding you up ;)

[Joe Richardson]

PMSL at the comments alreadylol

welcome to PNG anyways:thumb:

[LaydeeGibbo]

Sup,



You dont want a 5door, really you dont.

lol Why not?

[Stuart]

2nd and last warning about text typing.


we dont need anymore ASW's here.

[srs1]

oh i wonder if i can wind them up any more and get people banned

[Jack]

Moved to relevant section. lol

[Stuart]

Moved to relevant section. lol


FAIL, its not in the bin :p

[LaydeeGibbo]

2nd and last warning about text typing.


we dont need anymore ASW's here.

oops! Im sorry, im used to it. Its a hard habbit to get out of lol
Ill make my boyfriend check it now everytime lol
:)

[MK999]

If stu logs off, 12 pages. If he stays, 3. lol

[Southie]

Vital statistics?

[MK999]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to NOVABIKECARBED again. :(
lol

[LaydeeGibbo]

What does ASW mean?? lol
That man is not very nice is he :S I feel a bit unwanted lol

[Southie]

You'll be fine just don't get on his tits, there bigger than yours, unless you want to prove us all wrong lol

[LaydeeGibbo]

lol ok thank you :)
And your ok ill just trust you on that one lol

[Novaboi_1991]

its ok ladygibbo, theyre jus ol fogies :p

i love you hahahaha lol

[Southie]

its ok ladygibbo, theyre jus ol fogies :p

i love you hahahaha lol
At least spell her name right you donkey! Kids I don't know lol

[LaydeeGibbo]

Thanks Joe lol
Love you 'two' lol

[LaydeeGibbo]

At least spell her name right you donkey! Kids I don't know lol

lmao lol

[let_nova]

Thanks Joe lol
Love you 'too' lol

..

[LaydeeGibbo]

Im as bad as him for spelling lmao :O lol

[LaydeeGibbo]

whats with all the bad rep lol i only just got on here
Bless me lol

[Pistol Pete]

What does ASW mean?? lol

Attention Seeking Whore.

Which reminds me...what ever happened to Emmy LMFAO!!!!

[Gibbo]

Attention Seeking Whore.

Which reminds me...what ever happened to Emmy LMFAO!!!!
what was that lol

[Sloth]

she shacked up with some fella and is very happy.

[Gibbo]

lol
i dont think she been a ASW

[Pistol Pete]

what was that lol

ATTENTION SEEKING WHORE

[srs1]

please dont call women that. even if it is gibbo dressing up

it really is rude and demeaning to all women.

really, seriously. dont be crude to women

[Gibbo]

i sed what was that to .Which reminds me...what ever happened to Emmy LMFAO!!!!

[Gibbo]

its not me dressing up mate its my girl
she only wanted to come on here to see whats it all about ect....

[srs1]

i understand your skitzophrenic.

it's ok.

[Gibbo]

and i think its rong for calling her that and been such di*ks

[Pistol Pete]

who said that?

lol Dont you mean WHO was that???!!!

[Gibbo]

i understand your skitzophrenic.

it's ok.
lmao no mate

[Pistol Pete]

and i think its rong for calling her that and been such di*ks

Its banter, and IIRC no-one called her it....did they??

[Gibbo]

ok but was implyed
and some one sed it in her bad rep

[let_nova]

tuck your teeth in pal its banter.

[Southie]

Welcome to png lol

[Gibbo]

tuck your teeth in pal its banter.
:)

[Pistol Pete]

tuck your teeth in pal its banter.

What he said.

In all honesty though do you expect anything else when a female joins??!! Even if is your other half. The majority that join on here are blatantly ASW's....Emmy springs to mind.

That is all.

[Hobbit]

What does ASW mean?? lol
That man is not very nice is he :S I feel a bit unwanted lol

nuff said :roll: lol lol

[Gibbo]

i see

[Saloony]

What he said.

In all honesty though do you expect anything else when a female joins??!! Even if is your other half. The majority that join on here are blatantly ASW's....Emmy springs to mind.

That is all.

Amen brother. We all know she has just joined cos her fella spend to much time on the net and she is just keeping tabs on him. Thumb print spreads over the net now too

[Jack]

Now all we need is another twistie/becca facade lol

[Gibbo]

lmfao

[LaydeeGibbo]

lol you cought me :)
No really i just want to look at all your beautiful cars because im getting a car for my birthday and need to choose one :) lol
I really want either a 5 door nova or a tigra. So if anyone knows of any going cheap tell my fella because hes buying it lol

[napalm_27]

lol you cought me :)
No really i just want to look at all your beautiful cars because im getting a car for my birthday and need to choose one :) lol
I really want either a 5 door nova or a tigra. So if anyone knows of any going cheap tell my fella because hes buying it lol

can you go on webcam i need a new logo for next months png t-shirt :thumb: lol

[LEWI007]

tits or gtfo

[Jack]

can you go on webcam i need a new logo for next months png t-shirt :thumb: lol
LMFAO

[Stuart]

lol you cought me :)
No really i just want to look at all your beautiful cars because im getting a car for my birthday and need to choose one :) lol
I really want either a 5 door nova or a tigra. So if anyone knows of any going cheap tell my fella because hes buying it lol

I'd slap the shoite out of him if he gets you some skanky 5door nova.

tut tut to whoever neggy repped gibbos schizo personality lol

[Gibbo]

I'd slap the shoite out of him if he gets you some skanky 5door nova.


lol i told her that she wants a 3door but she says 5doors are better :tard:
lol and she says she dont have to get out to let people in back lmao

[napalm_27]

laydeegibbo/gibbo please would one of you supply next months logo :thumb: cant keep up with who's who these days lol

[Jack]

lol i told her that she wants a 3door but she says 5doors are better :tard:
lol and she says she dont have to get out to let people in back lmao
Simples, tell them to walk :)

2dr > 3/5dr. You can put all their luggage in the boot, THEN tell them to walk. THEN ebay all their stuff for $$$Profit. If they complain, kill them. You're got ample room in the boot to store the bodies prior to disposal, or ebay them as "medical research cadavers".

[Gibbo]

lol

[MK999]

So the V6 torque really is for hauling ass rather than mile munching! ... just you're hauling literal asses, in the boot lol

[Lauren]

What he said.

In all honesty though do you expect anything else when a female joins??!! Even if is your other half. The majority that join on here are blatantly ASW's....Emmy springs to mind.

That is all.

Exactly. Reading a thread that starts with 'Hiya, I'm ........, I'm .........'s girlfriend...' is getting boring. Expect some banter.

[LaydeeGibbo]

What is wronge with 5 doors? lol

[Novaboi_1991]

theres 2 more than normal ;) lol

[Gibbo]

and they dont look as good

[MK999]

What is wronge with 5 doors? lol

The forced lines of a 4/5 door generally make a car look, well crap. Instead of the longer more swooping lines that a single long front door of a 2/3 door creates the 4/5 door has short stumpy doors and extra uneeded lines all over the place.

That and it's just not normal, you don't have 2 front doors on your house so 2 people can get in at once.

[Novaboi_1991]

gibbo,. shh,

any car can look half decent if modified right,

[Gibbo]

gibbo,. shh,

any car can look half decent if modified right,
lol that because yours is a 5door

[Novaboi_1991]

ahem, 4 door.

a door is an entrance that allows you access into the car, the boot not being one as theres a bloody stupid metal sheet, lol, :P

[Gibbo]

ahem, 4 door.

a door is an entrance that allows you access into the car, the boot not being one as theres a bloody stupid metal sheet, lol, :P
lmao 4 door saloon do look better then 5 doors

[Novaboi_1991]

now sshhh, or il put two extra doors on ur hatch! lol

[Gibbo]

lol

[LaydeeGibbo]

Well i like them :) lol
I suppose your all right that 3 doors look better but 5 doors are better for passengers so they dont have to risk banging their heads and falling over seatbelts whilst getting into the back of the car lol

[Novaboi_1991]

Well i like them :) lol
I suppose your all right that 3 doors look better but 5 doors are better for passengers so they dont have to risk banging their heads and falling over seatbelts whilst getting into the back of the car lol

meh, kitt the back out with subs and amps and then make um walk, lol

[Southie]

You don't have 2 front doors on your house so 2 people can get in at once.

I do lol

http://www.lifesize-models.co.uk/custom/images/products/2522-%20Saloon%20Skeleton%201.jpg

[MK999]

Always pictured you as a tad younger than that. Possibly even less skinny.

[Jack]

That and it's just not normal, you don't have 2 front doors on your house so 2 people can get in at once.
LMFAO someone rep him for me please


5 doors are better for passengers so they dont have to risk banging their heads and falling over seatbelts whilst getting into the back of the car
We've covered this. Would you like a diagram?

[Stuart]

actually the point I was making, was "I'd slap the shoite out fo him for buying you some 1980's shedbox pile of crap" as opposed to explicitly a 5dr nova lol

demand an S1 elise, proper girls car there

[Southie]

LMFAO someone rep him for me please

Affirmative.

[Welshy]

lol dot com

[Lauren]

I did have a 5 door nova, and I must admit, they don't look as good. Plus, getting body parts for them was much harder as no-one has them lol

[kelbelle]

Jesus you guys leave the poor girl alone! She only said Hi I want a nova. Isnt that the basic criteria for joining a nova enthusiast website?

I'm always being told by Martin that im nenver to buy a 5 door, Dont really see the problem, a car is a car to me!

[Jack]

Plus, getting body parts for them was much harder as no-one has them lol
People do have them, ubt as 5drs are less in demand than 2/3 drs, they never bother selling the parts as its unlikely they'll sell. Problem is, when people then are looking for 5dr parts nobody has them!


a car is a car to me!
And to us, shoes are shoes :p

[kelbelle]

Oh but shoes are fun! And I meant that as long as it gets me from A to B and looks half decent im ok with it. (Your probably about to say that about shoes now arent you)

[MK999]

Oh but shoes are fun! And I meant that as long as it gets me from A to B and looks half decent im ok with it. (Your probably about to say that about shoes now arent you)

No, I hate walking, that's what a car is for.


However, I will pick numerous holes in your swiss cheese argument.

1. Anyone claiming shoes are fun is a bit odd imo, never have I seen happy children playing with shoes.

2. By saying 'looks half decent' you obviously rule out anything with more doors than is necessary, as that just looks silly

3. As long as shoes cover my feet and look half decent, I'm ok with it.

4. One for Spudly; You're.
lol

[Jack]

Oh but shoes are fun! And I meant that as long as it gets me from A to B and looks half decent im ok with it. (Your probably about to say that about shoes now arent you)
I seem to recall someone having to swap their shoes to drive martin's Nova.

Hint, it wasn't martin or me lol

[Stuart]

1. Anyone claiming shoes are fun is a bit odd imo, never have I seen happy children playing with shoes.

Amber loves taking her shoes off and chewing them..... does that count at playing? lol

[MK999]

Amber loves taking her shoes off and chewing them..... does that count at playing? lol

If it does then it's obviously the exception that proves the rule lol

[kelbelle]

I seem to recall someone having to swap their shoes to drive martin's Nova.

Hint, it wasn't martin or me lol

Because it is impossible to drive in heels, one of the few drawbacks of driving, always ensuring I have two pairs of shoes available, one for driving in and one for walking in lol

[mowgli]

Because it is impossible to drive in heels, one of the few drawbacks of driving, always ensuring I have two pairs of shoes available, one for driving in and one for walking in lol

which is why men are superior, we don't need to change shoes just to move a car along the road........ that, and the ability to wee up things........


the only reason girls like 5 door cars is that they can hang all their new clothes purchases on the rh rear jesus handle for taking them back to the shop after us blokes have said that they look great in them.......

[AlexW]

Cant there be another question when signing up, Male or female, if you say female your directed to a shoe store or somthing. Might save us from seeing these threads every week.

[MK999]

Cant there be another question when signing up, Male or female, if you say female your directed to a shoe store or somthing. Might save us from seeing these threads every week.

£10 on his death certificate saying "COD: Lynz" please.

[Lauren]

^ lol

[Lynsey]

Cant there be another question when signing up, Male or female, if you say female your directed to a shoe store or somthing. Might save us from seeing these threads every week.

GTF Dude :roll: I may be partial to a sexy pair (or 10) of Kurt Geigers finest, but I also know when it's time to whack on some work boots and get down to graft. 90% of you guys urge these ASWs to continue, by giving them the attention they ask for :roll: lol

[Benn]

90% of you guys are as bad as these ASWs

Edited.

[sparkie1401]

lynz i bet you look good in yer work boots to

[Tidy Max]

smooooooth sparkie

[sparkie1401]

lol
smooooooth sparkie

i have it in writing now, Print

[Southie]

lynz i bet you look good in yer work boots to
Ooo what a charmer lol

[Sloth]

snake charmer????

[burgo]

11 pages and no tits!!!!! this place has changed. and not for the better

[Southie]

11 pages and no tits!!!!! this place has changed. and not for the better
He replyed just before you did lol

[burgo]

god damn it. gotta spread the love :( and NCB is so deserving of rep

[Gibbo]

11 pages and no tits!!!!! this place has changed. and not for the better
you want to see tits mate i may but one in the 18+ ;)

[burgo]

may shmay, dont tease me damn you lol

[Gibbo]

lol

[calibra-keith]

you have a gf and you didn't bring her to mine, could of kept your wheels in exchange lol

[Gibbo]

lmfao

[Gibbo]

here you go burgo
http://i339.photobucket.com/albums/n441/Gibbo21087/DSC00567.jpg
not getting full boobs

[burgo]

saved lol

[Gibbo]

lol

[burgo]

by the way your bonnet is missing some metal

[Gibbo]

i know mate the metal still on the car

[Sloth]

huh kma gayers.....

[stevie-p]

not full boobs but what about ''accidental'' nip slips

[burgo]

i know mate the metal still on the carso i see lol wouldnt it have been easier to start with a clean shell??

[Gibbo]

yep it would that why im getting a rust free nova :) but its mk1 :(

[burgo]

turn that frown upside down. mk1's always have and always will be the best and if you even think if mk2'in it ill **** on ya shoulder

[Gibbo]

lol ok i will see .may go with sr/gte bumper ect.. but dont no maybe mk1 lights and gsi bumper

[burgo]

mk1 lights and gsi deserves an **** shafting. its more wrong than going completely mk2

[Gibbo]

i see lol