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Anton
24-02-03, 10:22 AM
Just watched most of it and its as funny as fcuk :lol:

Anyone else seen it?

Still got a little more to watch :D

wisewood
24-02-03, 10:39 AM
Whats the crack with it?
Is it just like watching 90 minutes of the series back to back or there actually more to it than that?

Anton
24-02-03, 11:48 AM
more or less that, but with new stuff as well :D

Dicko
24-02-03, 12:36 PM
ye its feckin cool.

if anybody got a fast conection and wants D/L it let me know :)
if poss set up an ftp and ill send it through at wotever speed you can take :P

Dicko
24-02-03, 12:37 PM
and let me just say...

giving yourdself paper cuts betwen the toes, fingures and side of the mouth must hurt.
sticking a metal toy car inside a jonny then up ur 4rse then going the docs for an xray is sick :s

some proper mad s4it on there but well worth a laugh

wisewood
24-02-03, 12:41 PM
The paper cuts would be terrible!!!

as for the toy car up the arse... thats just plain crazy!!!!!!!!!!!

Dicko
24-02-03, 12:52 PM
some otheer things..

aligator farm, letting a baby grab steve-os nipple with its teeth, lol, then they tied a chunkj of meat to his pants (all he had on) and walk through a load of full size gators in a lake and yes they did get the meat off him lol.

hiring a car and going crash dummy testing in it, took it back on recovery wagon and said they had an acident lol.

walk into hardware store that sells bathroom accesories. drop tousers/boxers, sit on toilet, open newspaper, drop his load, stand up and walk out, all in clear view of manager hehe

Tilly
24-02-03, 05:51 PM
I like it when wee man kicks himself in the head.

Got to admit think the welsh Dirty Shantez (spelling) is gonna be big

Cara
24-02-03, 05:52 PM
dicko send it me 8)

Fester
24-02-03, 07:30 PM
the harshest one is the BMX Tug of war. Fat dude on chair, tied to ryan dunn on a bike who sets off towards a jump. unbeknown to him theres catcus behind the jump, as he gets right over the cactus the rope tied to the fat guy pulls taut, yanks him off the bike and he lands back first right in the fucking middle of all the cactus :x :x :x

Cara
24-02-03, 08:02 PM
i like the bit(not on the film) where the fat one is in bubble wrap in a pool n wee man uses him as a raft :lol:

whitey
24-02-03, 08:26 PM
Golf kart onto statue smash! LOL pissed myself nearly! Those things rag it!

Class film, shame it is just like a series back to back like already said!

RobIsGrt18
24-02-03, 08:47 PM
tilly i agree with ya there, "dirty sanchez" is gonna be hooj, sore it the other day, there complete nutters !!!

locky
24-02-03, 09:21 PM
Dirty Sanchez - they came to the raink apparently, and was walkin around in a jock strap, whilst there was a skating session on! thats wot i was told neway lol!
Aint seen it yet, but looks wicked!

frillip
28-02-03, 11:51 PM
bought jackass off a mate today on dvd!!

abso class saw it about a month ago tho from download is a ver amusin 90min epsiode in my opinion

mark_GSi
02-03-03, 06:53 PM
ive seen clips of it, 1 bloke also ties a firework 2 his dick and lights it!!!!!

LMFAO!!!!!

or Poo diving, made me crease!!!

frillip
03-03-03, 08:57 AM
thats sooooo funny

Dicko
03-03-03, 09:52 AM
lol

they have a few goes off luanching fireworks out there 4r535 lol

Ben (lurk75)
03-03-03, 05:24 PM
Best bit is the golfers teeing off and them with air horn!!!

Fester
03-03-03, 08:10 PM
i love it when hes going "when they swing, we're gonna blow these air horns" lifting the horn up LOL his voice is well funny.

RobIsGrt18
04-03-03, 11:56 AM
i went to see it last friday and its soooo funny!! have to agree the golf one is quality, when the bloke turns round and smakes a golf ball at um haha :lol: the muscle stimulator made me laff to, the faces when they were doing it haha!!

Dicko
04-03-03, 12:06 PM
i had it on svcd a few months now, watched it loads and cracks me up everytime, but i jus cant watch that papercut bit goes right through me.

nobody wants download it off me :x

hehe

Stokie_Dave
04-03-03, 12:54 PM
I will download it off u mate as no other **** will do me a copy! :x

Nova-Flair
04-03-03, 04:56 PM
the fireworks at 3 in the morning creased me up that is the most i have laffed in ages my back and ribs hurt so much by the end of that film. when that bloke tryin to hold his dump in for the store shat himself!!!!! :lol:

mark_GSi
07-03-03, 03:06 PM
ill have it off u m8, im on cable (broadband) :D