--- Win a Date with cool.Marty! ---

[?Marty?]

A once in a life-time opportunity! WIN a DATE with ME! ( :roll: ) :D

The Prize: - a date with me!
I'm a typical Sagitarius (chicks did this shit! :roll: :lol: ) - "the traveller, the philosopher and the sign most likely to go over the top in every way imaginable. He'll be knowledgeable about everything under the sun, captivating for when you are looking for someone to impress your parents, soothing when all you want to do is have a quiet night in - and he'll shower you with love and enthusiasm."

How to enter: - send me an e-mail or private message, and the most interesting reply 'wins'! You could include answers to the following questions listed below (well, you would expect some guidance in such a serious matter):

- What are the qualities people love about you?
- What makes you happy or smile?
- What do you get passionate about?
- Talk about what you would do, if you had only one day left?
- What would your idea of a great night be?
- What would your favourite day out include?

(It's not just for the ladies, Dave Hay - you're more than welcome to enter! :lol: )

I would have put this in Muppet Corner, but it's a serious matter. Enter now before some other 'lucky' lady snaps 'hot stuff' Marty up! :lol:

[djp_y2k]

lol :lol:

I think I will register a new lady now and enter the competion.

[wisewood]

Isnt there something in the terms and conditions about ghost accounts being naughty? :lol:

[Fester]

the post has been MUPPETISED!

[linzTDI]

mmm i wonder how many replys he has had :roll:

[wisewood]

the post has been MUPPETISED!

i wonder why... lmfa... surely this is where it belongs!!!

[Tilly]

U muppet

Fragle

[wisewood]

lmfao@Tilly.

hahhaa... we know you entered secretly... :D

[Tilly]

is there a closing date?? I'll make sure i miss it :twisted:

[wisewood]

:lol:


your competition seems to be going well so far mate.

[Cara]

:lol: bet ur inbox is full marty :roll:

[wisewood]

and thats just from cara sending 250 to make sure she wins :D

[Cara]

of course :oops: shhhhh

[?Marty?]

I am a muppet aren't i!? :lol: I can't even remember podting this! :lol:

And now i'm going to have to hire some one to help me sort out throught the hundreds of replies i've had. Though these have all mainly been off my mum.

[wisewood]

And now i'm going to have to hire some one to help me sort out throught the hundreds of replies i've had. Though these have all mainly been off my mum.

I didnt know cara was your mum... ?

[?Marty?]

I don't kiss and tell. :wink:









(mmmmmmmm Cara..... :D )



:lol:

[Cara]

:roll:

[wisewood]

lmfao.

It seems to me it is quite plain that you have recently become single marty... am i right?

[?Marty?]

That would be correct. :lol:

[Cara]

so now hes runnin round like a dog on heat :lol:

[?Marty?]

:lol:

Not really, i've had a plenty of offers, so don't need to chase. Though it is fun.

And i'm quite picky actually. :D

[wisewood]

Yeah i noticed how picky you were - first linzi and now cara :lol:

[Cara]

what u tryna say bout me n linz :o :fist:

[wisewood]

Nothin - just that he reckons to be so picky but has decided to chase both you and linz at the same time... and you are quite different so he obviously has a broader taste than he thinks :lol:

[linzTDI]

just watch yourself

[wisewood]

who me?
thats a bit unfair you both know i love you more than life itself :lol:

[linzTDI]

going for the march cheesy award are we? :)

watch yourself Marty you have some competition :lol:

[Cara]

:2gunfire: :wisewood:

[linzTDI]

:snipersm: :wisewood:

[wisewood]

I dont need no silly little award - i am god of cheese - hence i have thsi HUGE award sat in my front garden.

http://www.soulafuzz.com/andy.jpg

[Cara]

oh god that head :o **runs away**

[wisewood]

I wanna have a mask made up of that to wear at meets :lol: be well funny.

[?Marty?]

:lol:

I'm not chasing anyone. Both Linzi and Cara are very pretty ladies, and both quite different too. There's nothing wrong with paying a few compliments and some innocent flirting.

[?Marty?]

:lol:

My mum say's it's rude to spit! :o :lol:

I'd put some pictures up, but i'm far too ugly to be viewed without special psychological conditioning of the mind to deal with seeing such freakiness of nature with bare eyes.

[Tilly]

i agree with micky need pics b4 anythingf lol

[Fester]

i think ive seen you when you were messing with the avatars LOL

[?Marty?]

Yeah, you're right Fester. Though that picture was 9 years old!! :lol:

(I don't mean the chimp in a blue jacket either :lol: )

[Dave_Hay]

why do you think of me when your drunk???

your starting to get REALLY annoying, if i was admin youd be banned for being a prick who thinks hes hard.

[wisewood]

dave - what you onnabout mate? :lol:

[Chris LR]

(It's not just for the ladies, Dave Hay - you're more than welcome to enter! :lol: )



:roll: :idea:

[wisewood]

:oops: i didnt notice that - sorry dave ...





:roll:

[whitey]

Heres a pic of me Marty!

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/oops4.jpg

[NoFrills]

HAHAHAHA how can u say that anyone is a prick dave-hay? ur the biggest tit i know

[?Marty?]

Dave - wtf u on about?

I wasn't drunk. And i certainly don't think of u when i am.


banned for being a prick who thinks hes hard

I made a joke. And u insult me? And 'i think i'm hard'? Really. So you know what i think now, do you?

Yes. It's very hard writing words, isn't it.

Can't u take a joke or something. If u were bothered by my comment, u should have pm'ed me stating your concerns and i would have removed it.[/quote]

[NoFrills]

if i was u mate i wouldnt listen to a word that dave hay says, hes thought hes the big man since he went to billing cos he thinks he made friends there hahaha

[whitey]

Ha another bitch fight!

Tempers flying around novaload at the moment!

:2gunfire: :onfire:

[Cara]

an men say women r bitchy :roll:

[NoFrills]

nah it aint a bitch fight, ive always hated dave lol

[Tilly]

I like the way nobody hides there feelings lol

[linzTDI]

yes just be forward with people :lol:

[linzTDI]

lol trust you to put something like that

[wisewood]

Well she never said NO micky :lol:
you're still in with a chance mate :D

[linzTDI]

shut up you!
dont encourage him :?

[wisewood]

I was simply pointing out that you had already encouraged him by not saying a definate no... surely you know by now that micky will see that as a yes :D

[Alex]

yet she still hasn't said no :lol:

[?Marty?]

I've been encouraged too. :lol:

[linzTDI]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
:lol:

[?Marty?]

Oh and the winner of the competition is: Dave Hay. :lol:

[wisewood]

LMFAO!!!

[Alex]

:lol:

[Tilly]

going anywhere nice then?? marty

[Cara]

awww what a cute couple u'd make :lol:

[Dave_Hay]

lol@frills

:sleeping:

:roll: :roll:

[NoFrills]

whats so funny dave?

[?Marty?]

Come and collect your prize honey.

[?Marty?]

I'm kidding Dave.

And i've only been making jokes about you as you started giving me shit from the moment i joined the site. I hadn't even posted anything but in techincal either.