2 serious questions

[supernovaxe]

who picks up guide dog ****, and if god didnt want us to kill animals why did he make them out of meat??????? bin troubling me for some time nowlol lol

[John]

A, the owners. they're blind, so they're sense of smell is heightened!
B, pass. Mowgli will sort you a suitable answer though.

[Welshy]

some one has to much time to think about these things lol

[Stuart]

b.)

So I can run them over :D

[mowgli]

getting teflon to stick to pots has troubled me for years now...

guide dogs are very well trained, so I would imagine that they are trained to let the owner when they need a lavvy stop, so the cleaning up thing must be sorted. I'm far more worried what guide dogs get fed.... tinned prunes & comedy joke shop springy snakes in a can feel a lot like a can of chum.

now, as for the meat question.........

I'm gonna get all theological on you now. it states in the book of genesis that all of the animals of the land, birds in the air & fish in the rivers and seas are there for man to eat. or use for whatever purpose he wishes, except fornication. so 'god' actually wants us to eat them. sorry its not funny or anything

[Stuart]

getting teflon to stick to pots has troubled me for years now...

guide dogs are very well trained, so I would imagine that they are trained to let the owner when they need a lavvy stop, so the cleaning up thing must be sorted. I'm far more worried what guide dogs get fed.... tinned prunes & comedy joke shop springy snakes in a can feel a lot like a can of chum.

now, as for the meat question.........

I'm gonna get all theological on you now. it states in the book of genesis that all of the animals of the land, birds in the air & fish in the rivers and seas are there for man to eat. or use for whatever purpose he wishes, except fornication. so 'god' actually wants us to eat them. sorry its not funny or anything


That does rely on the existence of an omnipotent one (other than me)

[mowgli]

That does rely on the existence of an omnipotent one (other than me)

well, the question used god, so i used the bible as an answer.

i just go along with this god/jesus thing to get easter eggs & woolen products.....

if there was no god, then there would be no question b, thus we would upset the whole space time thing & dr who would have to hit the tardis with a big hammer to fix it......

[Jack]

I recall fielding the "dinosaur" angle to a bible basher recently.

She came up with some answer about how the bible does apparently cater for "large beasts that walked the earth before man" or something of that ilk.

So I gave up on the bible thing and just came on her tits instead.

[mowgli]

was that the really religious girl that you have mentioned before, the one that shagged like a jack russell??????

[Jack]

I've had shenanigans with two evangelists (one my ex from many moons ago, and one mroe recently), oddly enough both used to go at it like a rabbit on heat lol

[Lauren]

I recall fielding the "dinosaur" angle to a bible basher recently.

She came up with some answer about how the bible does apparently cater for "large beasts that walked the earth before man" or something of that ilk.

So I gave up on the bible thing and just came on her tits instead.

I would rep you but I need to spread the love.

[saloon3]

question... if it takes a week to walk a fortnight , how many apples are in a box of oranges ?

[Welshy]

question... if it takes a week to walk a fortnight , how many apples are in a box of oranges ?
2???

[saloon3]

pmsl