Madness

[Tilly]

http://www.barryboys.co.uk/

[wisewood]

LMFAO@that site.

http://www.westsites.co.uk/daz/ufuyc/Mvc-819s.jpg
Ahh this is one of my favourites. Not a lot of people know that the Vauxhall Nova is the fastest car you can get for under ?23,000. This example would have cost the owner about ?175 from a scrapper but is now all the better for having twin lights adding, crap wheels and all the tell-tale badges removing. Don't be surprised if you see this fire-breathing monster out-pace your BMW M3 on the M1 at the weekend. You thought that a 1.0 litre Nova only produced 55 BHP but you were wrong - adding all this body styling pushes this up to an amazing 375 BHP. Scary stuff indeed.

[wisewood]

http://www.westsites.co.uk/daz/ufuyc/nova1.3sr_2.jpg

Ahh.....another Vauxhall Nova. Not seen one of these before. Like I said before, the Nova is the fastest ever production road car so I can see why the two lanky twats here were so keen to show it off. Once again we have that totally impractical front bumper than makes even the slightest bump in the road become a chiselling exercise. The single wiper conversion is great because it parks in the middle thus making it harder to see out of the windscreen - excellent !

[wisewood]

LMFAO - KEV... hahha... read this.. :lol:
You sure you want one?

http://www.westsites.co.uk/daz/ufuyc/ELISE1.jpg
This is what happens when daddy buys his spoilt 19 yr old son a sports car for xmas. The Lotus Elise is one of the best handling sports cars that money can buy - designed by a company famed for its racing pedigree. However, the owner of this car obviously thinks that a few bits of meccano and a a rivet gun can improve the car further. We have grown to expect this childish behaviour from Vauxhall Nova drivers, however these two photos show that combining a sports car, a spotty teenager and recreational drug use does not provide a winning formula.

[Cara]

lmao like it :lol:

[wisewood]

http://www.westsites.co.uk/daz/ufuyc/ELISE2.jpg
One word - sounds like "anchor".



:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Cara]

:roll:

[jkhilton]

That lotus on the site looks cool, the spoiler looks similar to the exige one anyway.

[whitey]

This is what happens when daddy buys his spoilt 19 yr old son a sports car for xmas. The Lotus Elise is one of the best handling sports cars that money can buy - designed by a company famed for its racing pedigree. However, the owner of this car obviously thinks that a few bits of meccano and a a rivet gun can improve the car further. We have grown to expect this childish behaviour from Vauxhall Nova drivers, however these two photos show that combining a sports car, a spotty teenager and recreational drug use does not provide a winning formula.


EDITED - FUNNY how i posted this after wisewoods 1st 2 and then all of a sudden it ends up like 4 down from that! YOU are all nutters typing fast and posting b 4 me to annoy me!

[Alex]

LMFAO. that site is great :lol:

[wisewood]

a little ray of sunshine into my otherwise boring day :lol: