Females Wanted for Donny Show

[wisewood]

During a discussion with Kev last night he asked me to find some females to stand around and look pretty at the novaload stand... Bikini's preferred but not compulsory.

Applications to be sent to wisewood@novaload.net with pictures if possible.


;)


:lol:

[kevw]

any applicants should also forward the pics to kev@novaload.net

;)

[wisewood]

Come on Kev you put me in charge of the show...
I will inform the rest of you when i have made my decisions.

[Cara]

what day is it on?

[wisewood]

Saturday and Sunday - 12th & 13th of April...




and before you get chance to say it - yes i know you will be working!!!
BOOK THE DAYS OFF!!! :D

[Cara]

i'll see how many holidays i got left 8) and if rexys comin i'll come not comin from bolton on me own :cry:

[Tilly]

sorry no can do in a bikini

[wisewood]

Not essential Tilly - be bit cold for that anyway. :D

Just come along normally dressed and look pretty instead ;)

[Tilly]

i always TRY to look pretty









pretty fukin ugly

[wisewood]

Well its actually gonna kill me to pay you a compliment but on the pics in the album you look quite nice...







oh my god that hurt so much!!!

[Tilly]

Thank u

Id like to go just to stand there like a muppet SMILING my head off

[wisewood]

well you could always hand out flyers or soemthing while you're there... :D



thats if the novaload budget extends that far :lol:

[Cara]

i ent doin it in a bikini either :roll: ill just come if i can get days of work. i might swap shifts so then im not usin me hollidays up

[wisewood]

:D yeay - two ladies MIGHT be coming.

[whitey]

Could get my missus to come and look "pretty" but she is one of these "shut up about your bloody car type of woman"!

[wisewood]

Not much good then mate she will look miserable all day :lol:

[?Marty?]

I'll wear the bikinis then. Jeeeeeesus, whats wrong with you people!

[Cara]

wud b a laff seein u in a bikini wanna lend me pink one?

[wisewood]

lmfao - marty you wear caras pink bikini and let us get pictures and i'll buy you a burger!!! :lol:

[?Marty?]

Only if she helps me squeeze into it (and remove it again later)! :wink:

[Cara]

ok its a deal 8)

[wisewood]

:D
I'll fetch my camera.

[?Marty?]

I'll have to inject certain parts with tranquilizers, just to make sure there's no 'unexpected surprises' popping out from the 'costume' due to excitement of Cara's nimble hands touching me. :lol:

[wisewood]

Actually i know something which will work - i'll pick it up from the clinic on the way to the show for you mate :lol:

its one of the injectable fillers they use for the lower part of the face - makes it numb for about 24 hours. :lol:

[?Marty?]

A Botox injection?

Oh Cara - i think it's necessary to have practice sessions, just to make sure things run smoothly on the night.

When and where is most convenient for you?

:wink: :lol:

[wisewood]

A Botox injection?

No mate botox is used on the upper part of the face... not lower than 1cm above the eye brows or it can cause your eyes to go droopy.

It is either Perlane, Restylane, or Isologen but i cant remember which off the top of my head i would have to look it up.




:D
a fountain of useless knowledge.

[jatinder]

yep ill wear a bikini too although the thong is chaffing a bit

[courtenaynova]

I'll go all the way and do Queen's 'I Want To Break Free'

I'll be Freddie...wot about you lot???

Places left for Roger, Brian and John!!!!!


8)

[jatinder]

ill be roger

[Tilly]

yep ill wear a bikini too although the thong is chaffing a bit

just cause u wearing a bikini doesnt mean it has to be a thong

[jatinder]

ok boxers it is then

[Slatter]

Any Age limit for these girls??? I mean least age ?? :wink:

[dan16v]

slatter id say around 13 years old not much lower realy other wise the site will get a bad name

[Slatter]

LOL i ment more like 15 or 16 :roll:

[Cara]

:lol: :lol:@ marty u want the matching sarong???

[wisewood]

... of course he does... silly cara :lol:

[?Marty?]

yep :D

[Cara]

i got a lurvely electric blue wig 4 u aswell :lol:

[wisewood]

nice. :wink:

[?Marty?]

Might as well go all the way and do my nails, make up and etc. :lol:


Speaking of which, i went to a party a while a go (yes, i stil get invited to em) and when i was really drunk, these girls decided to put make up and paint my nails and etc for me.

I went home, fell asleep and remembered nothing. Got up for work the following morning and went downsatirs to have something to eat. My mum kept looking at me and sayig stuff like 'good party?', 'what kind of party was it?', 'was it a cross dressers party?'. I thought wtf!? Then i noticed glittery pink nail-varnish. Went upstairs, looked in the mirror and i still had eye-liner, lipstick and etc on.

Nice. I looked very pretty. :lol:

[Cara]

i'll bring meh make up n all :lol:

[wisewood]

lmfao - my mate once went upstairs when we were all round his place and 20 minutes later came downstairs again wearing his girlfriends makeup and her glittery silver mini dress - was soooo funny with his long hair tied back and his hairy legs and chest hair sticking out :lol:

got pictures somewhere i think.

[?Marty?]

Cara, you're so kind!

But how will i ever re-pay you!? :wink: :D

[wisewood]

i'm sure she'd accept cash :lol:

[Cara]

yup cash :lol: or cheque

[?Marty?]

:roll:

:lol:

[wisewood]

yup cash :lol: or cheque

obviously you will be wanting to see teh cheque guarentee card first thuogh right?

[Cara]

course :roll:

[wisewood]

well this one has been well and truely meppetised too hasnt it :lol:

[Cara]

what dus meppitised mean :oops:

[wisewood]

it means muppetised, but typed wrong :lol:

hence me moving it into muppet corner.

[Cara]

o0o0o right so im not thick after all :lol:

[wisewood]

nope:D