How dan keeps his physique

[wisewood]

For many months it has been wondered jsut how does Dan manage to keep his physique when he eats 13 pies per day, acompanied by chips and gravy...

Well you need wonder no more... I have found the answer.

"Pumping Iron"

http://www2.novaload.net/files/wisewood/pumpingiron.jpg http://www2.novaload.net/files/wisewood/pumpingiron2.jpg



**post restarted as the initial post went missing - strange.
both myself and dan are confused

[locky]

:lol: He'l be as thin as a rake soon with the running round of another Baby Dan!
Better get Mrs Dan 2 keep those cow pies coming m8!

[Tilly]

I can see a resemblance :oops:

[Ben (lurk75)]

very strange?????????????????

[Dan]

***********************NEWSFLASH****************** **********

I may know how wisewood 'tries' to keep fit, i have it here that he may travel to properties away from home for sex, but according to his mother it may be of the forbidden kind :S

evidence item A

wisewood says:
hi Dan. Its Wisewood's mum - he's gone for a fag!
Dan says:
lol the way he been acting he might be one
Dan says:
jk
wisewood says:
Dont know - could be I suppose - never brings girlfriends home - doesnt bring boyfriends home either tho
Dan says:
lmao
Dan says:
but he would meet the boyfriend down the local convenience to hide his secret
wisewood says:
Obviously keeps all that for his flat - where he never seems to live!

Kinda worrying when your own mother isnt sure if you straight or bent like a nine bob note :roll:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[wisewood]

wisewood refuses to answer questions on this subject for legal reasons.







:lol:

[Fester]

hahaha

Gaywood Tunnicliffe - it fits so right: IN THE HOUSE PEEPS!

[wisewood]

The comments as quoted above were made by the same person who seems vagualy interested in, and amused by Festers advances on msn a week or so ago. Surely this person cannot have a sharpeneded mental edge :lol:

Needless to say I am not happy about what was said... and as soon as i find a convenient time I will be issuing a damn good talking to for my mother who has now sat herself down at my computer in my absence twice and just started talking to whoever was on the other end. :evil:



Also, from another point of view...
Had I actually been gay, i would probably have left the site by now after this because it really isnt very nice to laugh and point and homosexual people in the public domain any more - this is the 21st century and i expected a bit more maturity about it from you all :lol:

BUT I gotta say Dan... you got me back good and proper :lol:

[Tilly]

LMAO@ wisewood u got had

ANDY PANDY
(kiss the girls and made them cry so he turned into a fudge nudger) :twisted:

[wisewood]

LMAO@ wisewood u got had



fudge nudger :twisted:


LMFAO
I aint gonna sit here and fight back. :lol:
its just sooooo funny :lol:

[Alex]

your not fighting back because it is so true :lol:

[Tilly]

u cant say anything bak thats why ur to :oops:

[wisewood]

LFMAO
i know what my sexuality really is... as for the rest of you... you may suspect one way or the other... but very few of you will ever really know.

That is all i am going to say on the matter.
I am not ashamed of who i am and am certainly not embarrassed that someone may or may not think i am something i may or may not be :lol:

[Tilly]

shut it pooooof

[wisewood]

lmfao. yes mistress... i'll just get mi gimp suit and the leash.

[Tilly]

no need to get gimp suit.... u prob already look like 1

[wisewood]

well yeah - what with my shiney jet black skin and silver zip over my face :lol:

[Ben (lurk75)]

If he is he is, who cares.

Im not and thats 100% but know a few who are and you would never know unless you were told.

[Fester]

homophobia is gay