I've just suffocated my wife!

[ade]

had my tea (pork chops, cauliflour cheese and carrots) and have been sitting up in our study messing out on the PC for the last 5 hours.

Wife comes in to ask what I'm up to and starts to choke.

Apparantly I've been pumping so badly that the whole room is one big gas hazzard!

lol

Cant say Ive noticed - although my throat is a bit sore and my eyes are stinging...

:wtf:

[Cormac]

oooo k, Stay away from you at the wknd then!!

[AlexW]

lol Nobody go within 30miles of ade's house then lol

[brainsnova]

your words lol your wife started to choke cause youve been pumping so badly.

[shed-on-wheels]

lool

[Hobbit]

I had pork chops for tea but its the Mrs thats been pumping all night lol

[Jack]

Spud's not coming to Billing, so are you in training to be his replacement?

[ade]

Spuds not coming?!?

How come?

[Jack]

No cash :(

[Lauren]

Did your wife cook? If so, blame her.

[blue_peg_16v]

spuds not comin so its me vs ade lol

[ade]

I'll win - my ass is deadly atm...

[craig green]

No cash :(

Lame excuse! :wtf:

[Dar]

She should have lit a match and ran!

[Spudly]

Lame excuse! :wtf:


If i could buy a tent food and beer and get to rich's on 20p then i would go to billing but ive got a funny feeling i wont be able to:cry:

I bet youre not as bad as me though ade lol

[MK999]

If i could buy a tent food and beer and get to rich's on 20p then i would go to billing but ive got a funny feeling i wont be able to:cry:

I bet youre not as bad as me though ade lol

I feel your pain, only the other day I was counting out 2p's for fuel :( Annoying thing is I have a massive pay day coming, but because of the way our pay is worked out it won't reach me until 15th august :(

[dj_wudgey]

your in the same boat as me spud i cant afford to go either!!