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Jack
06-07-09, 09:22 AM
Missioned to Land Of Pikey on saturday to swap the whingebox on the saloon with one kindly provided at PVS by burgo (:thumb:). All is plodding along nicely until I think to myself, "hmmm, the expansion tank looks a little dirty".

Off with the lid. Oh noes, 2962cc 210bhp chocolate milkshake machine lol

So off comes the inlet gubbins and out comes the oil cooler. As expected it looks like someone had a vindaloopoo in the cooler bath. Scratchy head as to where to get a replacement one on a saturday morning without remortgaging at Vauxhall, luckily Lee gave Dave Marshall a tinkle who just happened to have a semi-stripped 2.6 engine sat about doing nothing. A bargain price for the cooler and we soon had it back and in situ. Unfortunately one of the threads had stripped, so after some bodgery with liquid gasket and washers we'd sealed it up and left it overnight to set whilst we retired to discuss the finer points of dags and the state of the tarmac industry.

Next morning, after fixing another small leak, everything was put back together and the gearbox replacement completed amidst much lifting and grunting and trying not to drop heavy lumps of metal on Lee's face. Test drive down the road and everything checks out good, albeit third is a little fuzzy and a slight snick into 5th. By this time I suddenly realise I should be somewhere, as there's a SW meet at Weston in an hour. Wagon roll, Bob :cool:

Do the meet thing, with a pretty good turnout too. Go reverse out the car park and can't get reverse gear to engage. Eventually after much pudding stirring the gear finds itself, and out the car park we go. Hmm, seems a little sluggish. Oh wait, I'm in third. Dabble with the gear lever reveals the gate appears to have shifted to the right so I can't get 1st and 2nd. Drag the car home, losing 5th on the way too and praising the fact that the V6 has no problem pulling away in 3rd. Clutch probably doesn't like me though.

Stop by my house only to find there's a donor barge (calibra V6) in the driveway, so grab my axle stands and relocate to my parents. En route to which every single possible traffic light turns red. More hate from the clutch. Dump car on parents drive, jack up and as expected the gear lever rod has wound itself round a bit, pushing the linkage out of alignment. Loosen up, re-align, tighten up and all looks good. All gears present and correct.

So off I trundle to see a friend in chard. Everything is working well until third stards playing up again. Then the gear gate shifts over the other way, meaning I can't get into 5th. AND my speedo drive appears to have fallen out.

So the drive to Billing on Friday will be ....fun.

Riggy
06-07-09, 09:48 AM
bloody hell jack lad , goin to have to try get it sorted this week lol ,

im got a few jobs i need to do on mine this week awell , like fix my heater matrix hose i keep splitting lol

Jack
06-07-09, 09:52 AM
Fcuk it, I'll just glue the mechanism into third and drive all the way there :D

Riggy
06-07-09, 10:04 AM
lol why do i belive you haha

wwmnw
06-07-09, 01:18 PM
lollol One fun day.

gunny
06-07-09, 02:55 PM
Limp wristed and cant tighten it propperly :p lol

craig green
06-07-09, 03:13 PM
Limp wristed and cant tighten it propperly :p lol

'Sparrowhands' is how I describe lame nut tightening. lol

You know, you just don't suffer these problems with a smallblock! :p

Jack
06-07-09, 03:20 PM
Good job I didn't have a small, else I'd have struggled to pull away in second let alone third :p

I did manage to get it into first at one junction mind. Thought it was in third so gave it a bit of rev and nearly broke my neck when it leapt forward lol

Mike
06-07-09, 04:29 PM
LOL i hate them too lol its got to a point now, that without spending mega money, the engines that go in them are writing cheqeus they simply cant cash anymore.

Dar
06-07-09, 06:53 PM
lolSuch a great engine the V6. FAIL!
Hope it's all alright for you though:thumb:

Ernie
06-07-09, 08:00 PM
scrap it lol.....

MK999
06-07-09, 08:40 PM
Mine is also experiencing the fail atm lol

7ova
07-07-09, 09:49 PM
good luck for the trip to billing!

Welshy
07-07-09, 10:06 PM
by the way you cant hate novas, its not a nova engine lol

Jack
07-07-09, 10:10 PM
True lol

I hate GM :D

Welshy
07-07-09, 10:16 PM
True lol

I hate GM :D
you win lol

dj_wudgey
07-07-09, 10:17 PM
sounds like you have been having fun then lol

John
07-07-09, 10:23 PM
How's the oil cooler holding up now then? just pack a 13mm socket and ratchet for the g/box probs.

Lee
07-07-09, 10:41 PM
Was it the uber bodge 13mm bolt of fail that was slipping on the linkage? Bastid thing, its caused us nothing but trouble :(

And I rule at mega coolant system bodgery! i bet that outlives the car now lol

Jack
07-07-09, 10:54 PM
It did get a little warm on the way home, but nothing too excessive.

And yeah, it was that bolt. Tightened it up but I think its worked loose again :(

AlexW
07-07-09, 11:54 PM
Good job I didn't have a small, else I'd have struggled to pull away in second let alone third :p

I did manage to get it into first at one junction mind. Thought it was in third so gave it a bit of rev and nearly broke my neck when it leapt forward lol

lol my piss small gay engine has pulled away in 3rd, altho im not saying it was excatly fast lol

Jack
08-07-09, 12:41 AM
Homo. 3rd was "hmm this is a bit slow", 4th was "am I in the right gear?" and 5th was "this really shouldn't be able to do this" lol

AlexW
08-07-09, 12:42 AM
Showoff.

MK999
08-07-09, 01:01 AM
It did get a little warm on the way home, but nothing too excessive.

And yeah, it was that bolt. Tightened it up but I think its worked loose again :(

Epoxy resin required!

Welsh Dan
08-07-09, 08:16 AM
Epoxy resin required!

Loctite :)

Martin
08-07-09, 08:36 AM
Weld it in place haha


stuff always happens in the coming weeks to a show... either to the car or the person who drives it..

dont break a leg haha

MK999
08-07-09, 05:11 PM
Loctite :)

Loctite is for people that get paid to do it, epoxy resin is for the real pro's, the legends as mentioned above use a welder

blue_peg_16v
09-07-09, 02:45 PM
dont ya just love em, mine started to smoke like a b last night so went for a run and its fine just hope it makes billing, aa can get me home lol