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I just want an opinion. Because my other half gets the hump if I so much as whisper the word 'fart' in his general direction, but yet this morning it was ok for me to wake up with his naked bum directly above my head, letting rip with a smell that I think would outdo spending a night in a sewer.
Austin.J
04-07-09, 12:24 PM
Take a **** on his head to prove your more mature than him.
Show him your stinker ill say :thumb:
Sh1t (no pun intended) happens.
i carnt stand girls doin that i know it happens yer but it just puts me off and i dont no why lol
Novaboi_1991
04-07-09, 12:58 PM
lol girls fart, its a well known fact... lol, you cant hide it,
I dont mind it at all they all do it. Its when they smell worst then me i hate that. I find it a challange lol
jimbob-mcgrew
04-07-09, 01:13 PM
lol ! nice one lauren, made me laugh that.
nothing like a fart in the face, first thing in the morning to set you up for the day.
kelbelle
04-07-09, 01:17 PM
I don't care whether Martin likes by bodily functions! I may be a girl but Im human so I burp, fart, piss and poo lol and more to the point I have to put up with his!
Bring on the trumpets!!! lol
dougie_boi
04-07-09, 01:26 PM
Bring On The Trumpets Wooohooo
I just want an opinion. Because my other half gets the hump if I so much as whisper the word 'fart' in his general direction, but yet this morning it was ok for me to wake up with his naked bum directly above my head, letting rip with a smell that I think would outdo spending a night in a sewer.
you are now officially married in some states
nova alex
04-07-09, 01:30 PM
theres worst things lasses do then farting lol
theres worst things lasses do then farting lol
What driving :roll: :p
lol girls fart, its a well known fact... lol, you cant hide it,
I don't fart, I dreampuff. Clearly my other half doesn't agree. lol
Southie
04-07-09, 01:33 PM
Better out than in. It's trumpet phaaaaarp lol
you are now officially married in some states
I swear to god I actually saw his a*sehole move. It was the singlemost vile thing I have ever seen in my life.
Southie
04-07-09, 01:38 PM
I swear to god I actually saw his a*sehole move. It was the singlemost vile thing I have ever seen in my life.
His chocolate starfish just winked at you lol
nova alex
04-07-09, 01:39 PM
thats just so wrong but so funny at the same time lol
dougie_boi
04-07-09, 01:39 PM
I swear to god I actually saw his a*sehole move. It was the singlemost vile thing I have ever seen in my life.
pmsl lol lol lol
lollollollollollollollollollollol I <3 Lauren's geezer.
The truth is here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxxsP7VWVN8)
nova alex
04-07-09, 02:26 PM
glad im not after seeing that video lol
Tidy Max
04-07-09, 05:51 PM
just for the record, i have not read the actual starting post, i mearly read ' girls farting ' saw it was a poll, saw it was posted by a girl, and was instantly repulsed, i did read the options though, and have to say its a big no
if my girl friend does it i have to... how do you say it?..
...'Keep my pimp hand way strong?'
^ Yeah, but I bet it's fine for you to do it in front of her, why do we have to hold it in and be in discomfort just to avoid offending you, hmmmmm? :roll:
because your ment to be ladys lol think if youd done it when henry 8th was around youd have know head lol lol
dj_wudgey
04-07-09, 07:24 PM
because your ment to be ladys lol think if youd done it when henry 8th was around youd have know head lol lol
pmsl!! yea puts me off abit aswell dont know why like lol
lollollollollollollollollollollol I <3 Lauren's geezer.
The truth is here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxxsP7VWVN8)
My missus must have one of them hidden in the attic lol lol
I've been with her 11 years and have not once heard her fart and I'd have nothing against it,my mother does it all the time in front of my father lol
skidmarkz
04-07-09, 07:39 PM
i dont like it if my misses farts puts me right off!
i think its wrong and actually i dont do it in front of my girlfriend either
well i know for a fact that girls poo
kelbelle
04-07-09, 09:38 PM
Not that any of you guys no because you have never held one in but it really hurts not to do it and it gives you terrible stomach cramps. Im not going to put myself through pain to please you!
But some survey did say that your relationship starts dying once your both comfortable enough to fart in front of each other lol
Not that any of you guys no because you have never held one in but it really hurts not to do it and it gives you terrible stomach cramps. Im not going to put myself through pain to please you!
But some survey did say that your relationship starts dying once your both comfortable enough to fart in front of each other lol
try being in a delivery suite during labour........... wind is the least of your worries.....
marc novataken
04-07-09, 09:46 PM
try being in a delivery suite during labour........... wind is the least of your worries.....
haha true, especially waterbirth lol
haha true, especially waterbirth lol
yeah, you should try playing 'What's new Pussycat?' on the cd player in the suite.....apparently its not that sort of wales that the music comes from
marc novataken
04-07-09, 10:57 PM
yeah, you should try playing 'What's new Pussycat?' on the cd player in the suite.....apparently its not that sort of wales that the music comes from
lol we couldnt play anything cos the person in before us smashed the stereo :roll:
Farts are funny, never botherd me when a girl does it.
I just evened out the votes lol
Fanny farts are funny, Especially during sex.
Pistol Pete
05-07-09, 08:47 AM
I just evened out the votes lol
lol so have i!
Bring on the trumpets i say. If girls fart, then they cant moan at us when we do it! Dutch oven FTW lol
Jeff16v
05-07-09, 08:59 AM
try being in a delivery suite during labour........... wind is the least of your worries.....
not great when they shout the babies coming and its an ethnic versionlol
not great when they shout the babies coming and its an ethnic versionlol
not had that happen, but the fluids everywhere, then the swearing, screaming and then soiling the bed, telling her she's doing a great job etc.... and that was just the shag.......
Well that turned out pretty even, so no-one helped. lol
I'm on a diet so I've been saving up the veggie farts all day, I shall return the favour a bit later methinks... lol
So youve got one funking smelly a*se :p
Ha HA HA... TRUMPETS!
Doesnt bother me, as said, means i can get away with it.
I used to blow my ex out the bed lol
^ from what I remember didn't she do much the same to you? lol
She wasn't so good at blowing in the bed. ROFL etc lol
bigdan1
06-07-09, 09:15 AM
why not i say lol
but gotta make it a good un looool
Richie_B
06-07-09, 11:03 AM
Just been reading FMYLIFE and saw something similar to this that produced Lols:
Today, was my wedding. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/3484293) After eating, I had an urge to fart. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/3484293) I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/3484293) He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/3484293) I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/3484293) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/love/3484293)
Tidy Max
06-07-09, 04:45 PM
^ Yeah, but I bet it's fine for you to do it in front of her, why do we have to hold it in and be in discomfort just to avoid offending you, hmmmmm? :roll:
its not my fault my farts smell of roses and sound like Miles Davis tooting on his trumpet is it now lauren!
lol
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