BORED AGAIN!

[Dave]

ok i know i started one yesterday but i'm at work again an i'm bored again!
so i thought i'd see how much more mindless banter other members could add to see if we could beat yesterday!

[Alex]

we all have such exciting lives we have to post shit like this on here :lol:
Anyone know anything about object orientated databases and OQL?

[wisewood]

Its dangerous to use a cactus plant as a sex aid...
BUT the exhileration it gives you is amazing :lol:

[Dave]

can honestly say never heard of oql

[wisewood]

Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense

of humor.



Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as

submitted by Qantas pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance

engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has

never had an accident.



P = The problem logged by the pilot.

S = The solution and action taken by the engineers.



P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.

S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

> > >

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.

S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.


P: Something loose in cockpit.

S: Something tightened in cockpit.

> > >

P: Dead bugs on windshield.

S: Live bugs on back-order.

> > >

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute

descent.

S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

> > >

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.

S: Evidence removed.

> > >

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.

S: DME volume set to more believable level.

> > >

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.

S: That's what they're there for.

> > >

P: IFF inoperative.

S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

> > >

P: Suspected crack in windshield.

S: Suspect you're right.

> > >

P: Number 3 engine missing.

S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

> > >

P: Aircraft handles funny.

S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

> > >

P: Target radar hums.

S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

> > >

P: Mouse in cockpit.

S: Cat installed.














oh and Alex... no i havent a clue mate. :lol:
but you should have known that after you helped with that facethemirror.net stuff :D

[Alex]

heard it before but still fucking funny

[wisewood]

heard what before?

[Alex]

maintenance complaints and problems as

submitted by Qantas

[Mr Dan]

:P

[wisewood]

maintenance complaints and problems as

submitted by Qantas

eh - where the fookin hell did that come from - i didnt put that in.

[Alex]

erm you did
Wisewood said:

Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as

submitted by Qantas pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance

engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has

never had an accident.

Etc....

[Alex]

on a seat site i have pissed some people off by having the log-out url as my signature and someone has complained :lol:
LMFAO

[wisewood]

No alex honestly mate i didnt put that text in that message all i put was the bit at the bottom.



and PM me with the URL of that seat site will ya.

[Dave]

e-mail i just got had to share it!
http://www.novaload.net/forums/album_thumbnail.php?id=321

[Alex]

no im talking about the whole message. I got emailed it a while ago with the faults reported and what the follow up were

[wisewood]

lmfao.

i had the same thing before said "cant feel a thing" on them though.

[Dave]

it speaks the truth!
http://www.novaload.net/forums/album_thumbnail.php?id=322

[wisewood]

:lol:
thats what'll probably happen to me tonight when i start drinking it :roll:

[Dave]

chance would be a fine thing i don't drink anymore unless it's a special occasion
i'm normally the taxi service!

[Alex]

i do but i have given up for two weeks. i have done one so far :o .

[wisewood]

I dont drink much - friday nights and special occasions.

[Dave]

well you can be assured you won't have posts like this from me next week have got the week off!

[wisewood]

looks like i'll have to do em myself then eh :lol:

[Alex]

ill help ya Wisewood :D

[Alex]

can anyone see how much a omp strut brace (front) would be on this site as the writing is tiny. (for a 1.2)
http://www.raldes.co.uk/

[Dave]

i'll log on to add my words of insparation now an again so you won't all miss me!

[Alex]

oh i want a silver one :P

[wisewood]

can anyone see how much a omp strut brace (front) would be on this site as the writing is tiny. (for a 1.2)
http://www.raldes.co.uk/

strut brace listed as for 1.3 SR is 29 quid something.
so less than 30 quid.

[Alex]

cool. not bad at all 8)

[Dave]

?29.86p is that with vat an delivery to be added on though?