Joke

[NoFrills]

Myra hindley is walking across the moores with this little girl, the little girl turns to her and says "myra im scared, its dark and cold", so myra turns to the little girl and says "your scared, ive gotta walk back on my own" :D :D :D

[wisewood]

I'm sorry - but thats just not nice.

[linzTDI]

noy funny :cry:

[Anton]

:|

[Neil.]

sick :|

[RobIsGrt18]

old!!!!! *yawn*

[NoFrills]

why is it sick? its only a joke lol

Police have found a penis in a tree in texas, they have identified it as being a shuttle cock :roll:

[Anton]

Police have found a penis in a tree in texas, they have identified it as being a shuttle c**k :roll:

oh dear god :o

[linzTDI]

got that as a text the other day

[NoFrills]

well is that one not sick aswell?

[linzTDI]

not sick but not terribly funny :roll:

[Anton]

three men sitting in a cafe all w.a.n.k.i.n.g, waitress comes up and says, "what the fcuk are you all doing"? one points to a sign that reads- "First come, first served"!

:lol:

[NoFrills]

What did paul mc cartney buy his wife for christmas? A pair of tights and some scissors


U hear about beegees tickets? third off

[locky]

A man walks into a bar - ouch!

[Mel]

lol, i sent anton that joke :wink: