How apt

[Dar]

Someone googled my surname today and this came up :-


When you almost get Brown Loved by another member of the male race when your not looking.

An attempt to raid your ****.
Hey whats that man doing lurking over there
I dunno
Maybe hes trying to Pursey you

Fecking brilliant!lol
What does your surname mean?


EDIT: Lee I have done yours for you:thumb:

Reynolds


1.A total bull****ter who prefers a fine selection of alcohol preferably Kronenbourg 1664 beer. A reynolds has been famous for its bull**** tales of wisdom and sex. A reynolds wears a Kronenbourg beer hat that he said he received in germany for drinking so much beer.
Reynolds: Yo man I had a total buzz last night and everyone at the party said I was the man.
Friend: They hated you, god you're such a reynolds!

Reynolds: I am the coolest kid in the school and your a loser.
Mike: Dude you left our school because everyone hated you, man you really are a Reynolds!

[General Baxter]

i care

http://www.baxterhealthcare.co.uk

[Sloth]

www.robert-young.com (http://www.robert-young.com) im a florist....

[Dar]

Baxter

A term used to descibe a Wack individual, who likes the cock.
"that baxter is a wackster who like the cackster"
"what a baxter"
"wow, that dude is the biggest baxter"
:thumb:

[Dar]

Burgo

Adjective; describes the situation of having to defecate urgently.
"Jack was so nervous before his audition, he got all burgo. After he took care of it, though, things went pretty smoothly."

"I've been burgo ever since I woke up, man; I should never have eaten all those chimichangas before bed."

"Call me back in five; I'm burgo."
lol

[Tidy Max]

lol the burgo one ftw! Funny as buggery! Or should i say pursary!
Im a famous keyboard player, il try the define function!

[Dar]

I have tears running down my face at the mo, just put the beasts maden name in and this came up! Scary!


Thompson

A man who is not large in stature, but prefers to pick up extremely large women. He is also known to deny the fact he picked up a fatty even when found in his bed.
Damn, Matt pulled another Thompson last night... The beast is still sleeping in his bed!


I also like DAR

Dar

As a male, the ability to spot, lure and fornicate with a female that is at a high level of intoxication. The ability against all odds to find an opening for advancement.
Jessie that was some serious Dar!!

DAR

a girl that loves to **** and has the biggest tities in the whole world !
i'm going to **** a dar.

[Mike]

Enough said....

www.levysleathers.com (http://www.levysleathers.com)

EDIT: Wiki says...

Levy County, Florida (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levy_County,_Florida)
Forced labor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forced_labor); see conscription (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conscription) or national service (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_service)
An imposition of a tax (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tax)
A judicial remedy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judicial_remedy) where the property of a judgment debtor is seized for public sale to satisfy a monetary judgment (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgment_(law))
An administrative (i.e., non-judicial) seizure or distraint of property by a taxing authority to satisfy a tax (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tax) liability (for example, under United States tax law pursuant to 26 U.S.C. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internal_Revenue_Code) § 6331 (http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/26/6331.html))

[Dar]

hummm

Mike

To screw up an IT system by making a configuration change without understanding the consequences.
The file server has been Miked

[Jack]

Google "the razorjack method"

:D

[Mike]

Mike

To screw up an IT system by making a configuration change without understanding the consequences.
The file server has been Miked

Now that, thats so funking true!!

[Dar]

lolMike I thought god damn this is accurate!

RJ
No, far too flattering. I prefer this :-

deacon

British slang for the penis.
"You'd fancy a shag? Let's ask The Deacon what he thinks about that."

[Martin]

http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/

:D

[Mike]

lolMike I thought god damn this is accurate!

That for me has sealed the internet as being accurate (not taking the pish BTW, really it must be!)

So, internet MUST be true!!!! No doubt about it now!!

[Dar]

That for me has sealed the internet as being accurate (not taking the pish BTW, really it must be!)

So, internet MUST be true!!!! No doubt about it now!!

Anyone with 1/2 a brain cell knows the internet is 100% factual :D

[Mike]

Anyone with 1/2 a brain cell knows the internet is 100% factual :D

Exactly!! Porting a head with building sand whilst the engine is running does actually work! And bushes do steal Peugeots lol

[Dar]

You just have to be very careful that you don't put too much sand in at once.

[hendrix]

you all get decent ones all I get is
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tasos_Bougas
yay :roll:

[Mike]

Greek Folk singer? Has anyone even invented Greek Folk song?

[Dar]

You need to use my super special link http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nova+owner

[Asa-James]

i'm that good i founded a small settlement in America called Fish Creek

http://www.gibraltar150.org/history.asp

[let_nova]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=c20let

lol
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=v-tak

[let_nova]

and lol lol lol
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=axe+wound

that is all

[mayhem]

it doesnt do my sirname, but i like my first name :D

Verb- To spurt your spooge, blow your load, ejaculate.
Noun- Semen
I just jooped in her mouth.

She's got joop in her eye

[BIGS]

wtf i typed my last name in and comes up with loads of being a Arthur,Professor, dr ect so why couldnt it say in the famliy :cry: why am i such a retard lol

[Asa-James]

Thorp
An obscure prison practice in which an incision is made in the armpit of the passive party after which the penis of the active party is repeatedly inserted for sexual pleasure.
I was thorpped in my armpit while in prison

and http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=asa (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=asa)
for my first name, my favorite being

asa
He is better than you, and he knows it! :)
BAH GAWD ASA IS BETTER! BAH GAWD!t3h pwn3d.

[jord4n]

hmm same last name and some of this guys stuff is really good!!!!
http://www.efi.group.shef.ac.uk/musician/mrowe.html

[novaguy08]

Google'd my last name (McQuaid) come up with 735'000 hits including someone in USA when some of my family moved to USA!

think ill be looking through this more offten!

[Plug]

lol

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jimbo

[adam c]

I think i lose at this gamelol

chalmers:

a male with a hideously small penis.
it's almost as small as chalmers'!

[scott.parker]

Well mine is originally French, then Gallic Scottish, was Farquhar as thats how it became said in Scotland many century's ago, then changed to an English way of saying, but retaining the French meaning lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parker_(surname)

Scott

[Stuart]

Dar means Give in Spanish... I know this from having to use google translate to read the site at work lmao

[mikey14sr]

Quite true, mikey,


sweet and swoll, often essential to people's lives; often likable and personable
me: Wow, that kid has a lot of great qualities.
you: Oh, you mean like a mikey?



the best person that EVER walked this planet. the person people want to be. the nicest. the coolest. the most romantic. the hottest. (i lost the game)
Kid - "SORRY I GET SUCH BAD GRADES! I CAN'T HELP IT!"

Mom- "Well if you were more like mikey, we wouldn't have this problem now, would we?"

[kelbelle]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I just googled my name
The Kelly Payne Collection is a series of spaking DVD's hahahaha

[mowgli]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I just googled my name
The Kelly Payne Collection is a series of spaking DVD's hahahaha

and they are quite good too!

[Talon]

shepherd one who is a total bitch. Mostly lesbian and tries to hide it (like marying a man). she is extremely ugly and resembles another well-known person that most think of as a trans-sexual. she stutters a lot and mostly uses a placeholder, like hmm or um.
"god that shepherd lady/girl/he-she is such an ugly bitchy lesbo!"