Talking Bollox

[Dod]

Stolen from TotalOpel:

http://omegle.com/ (http://omegle.com/)


LMAO is all I'll say.

[Martin]

lol 1st time ive been on it.. i like lol

[NathanSRi]

Bmw156 posted this a while back iirc

[kelbelle]

Yeah you get some real crazy people on there. Mostly 2 types I think:
1. real genuine people that want to chat
2. people looking for web sex

[projctnova]

and which were you? lol

i used skype once and randomly called some people in iraq...was bizarre but i was drunk with some mates. good job ive grown up since....kind of

[kelbelle]

I have never been on it, only watched martin talking to people so I dont know lol

[Martin]

2. people looking for web sex

gutted.. i cant find any..:roll:

[Pillar]

Yeah you get some real crazy people on there. Mostly 2 types I think:
1. real genuine people that want to chat
2. people looking for web sex ill have to give the no.2 a go later thanks hahahaha lol :thumb:

[Christ]

Makes me feel weird this website.

[Jack]

I have never been on it, only watched martin talking to people so I dont know lol
So which was he? lol

[robertdevlin69]

its actually a waste of time,does anybody reply...

[brake-dust]

brilliant, had 24 dirty pics to my phone in the last 3 hours lol all female so far, god im such a whore :D

[Lauren]

^ pics or it didn't happen.

[brake-dust]

^ pics or it didn't happen.

think i'd probably get banned lol

[brake-dust]

or are you just checking the ones you sent wernt to me lol

[Lauren]

think i'd probably get banned lol

You need to sign up, get access to the 18+ section :thumb:

[Sloth]

add me on msn brake dust and ill post em in the 18+ section...

[Mike]

Stranger: hi

You: hello

Stranger: asl?

You: ?

Stranger: age sex location

Stranger: asl

You: i see

Stranger: asl?

You: you first ,i insist

Stranger: no u

You: no no, really go ahead dont let me hold you back

Stranger: ok just tell me how old u are and if ur a boy or a girl

You: or else what?

Stranger: idk

Stranger: or else a dinosaur will eat u

Stranger: lol

You: a girl that likes dinosaurs

You: novel

You: how old are you?

Stranger: i asked u first

You: asked first answers second im afraid :)

Stranger: what?

Stranger: that didnt make any sense

You: yes, female you must be lol

You: 23 years young i am

Stranger: holy crap

You: what you **** the bed?

Stranger: no i'm only 13

You: not good

[Martin]

nice one mike.. ive not found a female yet


Stranger: hey

You: hello

Stranger: female?

You: are you?

Stranger: no

You: nor me

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mike]

Stranger: horny?

You: no michael

You: yourself?

[stevie-p]

Stranger: heyy

You: hello

You: asl?

Stranger: 13 f cali n if u think im 2 young im not - :wtf:

good god

[kelbelle]

Those conversations say it all really!

Martin is a talker

[NovaBoi92]

this is brilliant, i cant stop laughing at some of the people i meet

[NovaBoi92]

Stranger: hi

You: are you sexy

Stranger: very 6

You: 6? whats that a 6 out of 10?

Stranger: no

Stranger: you are stuped


i am stuped.

[marc novataken]

Stranger: EGG

Stranger: EGG

Stranger: EGG

Stranger: EGG

Stranger: EGG

Stranger: EGG

Stranger: EGG

Stranger: EGG

Stranger: EGG

Stranger: EGG

Stranger: EGG

Stranger: EGG

Stranger: EGG

Stranger: EGG

Stranger: EGG

Stranger: EGG

You: i dont like eggs

[Tidy Max]

haha, someone find the old thread because the wierdest thing happened to me on that and i posted it up! The bloke i was talking to had the exact same job as me and we had an indepth talk about the sound systems we deal/hire, it was odd and awesome lol

[saloonwoody]

you all have too much time on your hands lol

[Martin]

haha im having fun now

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hy

You: i love you

Stranger: ****

You: if you want?

Stranger: haha..male or female?

You: i dont mind

Stranger: oh come on...you...man or woman?

You: i thought the saying was "are you a man or a mouse" ? lol

Stranger: so?

You: im a man

[Martin]

lol so whos pretended to be a girl ? lol

[draper]

lol so whos pretended to be a girl ? lol

my monies on just you lmfao

also it sounds like the kind of thing id love when im drunk lol

[Martin]

**** yeah lol just had some 56 year old perv chattinme up well a 21 yo girl is wat he thought :P

[Lauren]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: metal style?
You: steel?
Stranger: black
You: I want to bum you
Stranger: from?
You: from beind?
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
You: haha
Stranger: am male
Stranger: and m from satanism
Stranger: i like black metal
Stranger: u?
Stranger: bitch
Stranger: i will curse u

FLMAO trust me to get a complete nutter!

[Lauren]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heey
You: herro
You: so, why haven't we had sex yet?
Stranger: i'm 82..

[Jenks]

this one made me LOL

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: yo

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: male 19 wales UK

You: you?

Stranger: f 20 ksa

You: ksa?

Stranger: saudi arabia

You: cool!!

Stranger: do you know it

Stranger: ?

You: yup

You: just dint understand the ksa part lol

Stranger: never mind

Stranger: by the way

Stranger: i wanna to tell you some thing

You: yes?

Stranger: can you **** me?

You: all the way from here?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Jim Mcrae]

Stranger: are you from South Korea?

You: no

wtf lol

[Martin]

ive jsut been owned.

You: yo

Stranger:
3013 users online and I get you!? GOSH!

[Martin]

LMAO!!


Stranger: Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

then they went..

[Tidy Max]

jesus, thats the full version too! Lol

[Rysee]

Thought i'd lie haha

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hip
Stranger: Hi
You: hello
Stranger: Asl?
You: you first
Stranger: Like it matters? 16/m/la
You: 13/f/tampa
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: Name?
You: alisha
You: you
Stranger: Nice to meet u alisha. I'm caleb
You: cool. hows life?
Stranger: Not bad. U?
You: yeah boring
Stranger: U suck dick?
You: do you?
Stranger: Haha no
You: you should


Telling the truth gets no convo

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: m/20/telford
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[skidmarkz]

lol ^^

[brake-dust]

add me on msn brake dust and ill post em in the 18+ section...

pm me your addy fella...

[kelbelle]

Alright I think im going to have to have a go now lol

That Fresh Prince person is a legend!
I would lol so hard if two people on here somehow ended up talking to each other. Both lying about who they are haha

[Rysee]

Ive had a man with one leg ask me wierd questions about his leg, ive had a dude only type rhianna lyrics to me

And i had a nice convo witha 14yo girl from Eindhoven in the Netherlands. The only normal one i've had

[kelbelle]

ok I had 5 convo's
1. he wanted my msn after 1 minute, i wouldn't give it to him, he disconnected
2. we spoke, about being student, wanted to know my bra size, i said 32JJ he disconnected
3. told him i was a man, he disconnected
4. told him i was a man from new york, he said oh god, bye, go to hell and disconnected
5. told HER i was a law student from new york, had a really nice conversation but i got bored and wished her good day and disconnected

lol its so fun

[Rysee]

i now disconnect if they ask asl

[Rysee]

I have no life

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: You just lost the game.
Stranger: :)
You: the game is gay and anyone playing the game therefore is aswell
Stranger: Damn it.
Stranger: Foiled.
You: yes... yes quite
Stranger: that's not fair ok.
Stranger: **** you.
You: no thanks i dont play the game, get another one of your friends to **** you
Stranger: ):
Stranger: but they're not hot
You: beggars can't be choosers
Stranger: there is no choices.
Stranger: are no choices*
Stranger: wow nice grammar there
Stranger: gd?
You: only gays think about grammar
Stranger: only gays think about gays.
You: thats true
Stranger: so you're gay
You: and you're thinking about me
Stranger: because i love you.
Stranger: what, too soon?
You: yeah slightly
Stranger: i thought it was perfect timing, to be honest.
You: no, after our trip to italy you can say it
Stranger: when will that be?
Stranger: you always say you'll take me
Stranger: but then you're "too busy".
Stranger: are you too busy for us? is that it?
You: yeah i know i havent been the best girlfriend but i just can't give you the time you need...
You: and i also have aids
Stranger: dude you're a chick?
Stranger: ****.
Stranger: i'm so tripping out.
Stranger: you've lied to me all this time.
Stranger: wait, aids?
You: you didn't notice? yeah remember that cold i have all the time, its actually full blown aid
You: s
Stranger: Well.
Stranger: **** my life.
Stranger: Literally
Stranger: /emo~
You: yeah you should probably see a doctor or just slit your wrist while listening to elvis
Stranger: I'll take the second option.
Stranger: I'll go do that now ):
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Martin]

lmfao..

[Ben]

lmfao not read any of this but seen the title on the main page and thought i bet dod started it!

[mowgli]

REALITY CHECK PEOPLE.....

you are on a web forum & discussing talking bollox on another web forum.....

what's wrong with the normal talking bollox on here?????

[Asa-James]

one of my best...
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: m or f

You: depends

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Rysee]

My gf got a naked pic of an American girl on her 2nd go i was gutted

[Dod]

LMAO!!! I forgot about this!!