BORED

[Dave]

I'M AT WORK IT'S REALLY QUIET I'M SERIOUSLY BORED :eating:
GOT LOADS OF LITTLE BITS AN PIECES TO DO BUT I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO DO THEM,
WHAT'S EVERYONE ELSE DOIN WHO'S ONLINE TODAY?

[wisewood]

I am at work with very little to do, even though i ahve my job, and someone elses to do today :lol:

i am just readin novaload as usual.

[frillip]

im sittin here bored shitless with mikeoxford makin funny noises next to me and rest of class is pack iof shit stabbers

[wisewood]

is mike making funny noises while stabbing "poo" ??

[frillip]

no he likes to do that when the class isnt lookin

but the noises do become annoyin after 5mins of it non stop.

he also lkes to poke ppl around him especially the girls to his right lol

[mikeoxford]

LMFAO

ur ths sh!te stabber talkin bowt me behind my back looser :P :D

LMFAO

ud poke dickens up the ass given half the chance so shat it you shlag! :lol:

[frillip]

:? some how i doubt i shag dickens beings as he aint in!!!

recoverin from u ass rapin him last night in your tank !!!!

[mikeoxford]

:? some how i doubt i shag dickens beings as he aint in!!!

recoverin from u ass rapin him last night in your tank !!!!

tank!? :? :oops:

LMFAO

for the unknown ill explain that i loosened an exhaust bolt by accident in the flexible section just beyond the engine bay and it sounds a teeny bit loud LOL

ne manifold goin on weekend though

[Dave]

TAKE IT EVERYONE IS AS BORED AT ME EITHER AT COLLEGE OR WORK!

[frillip]

:o im shocked no abuse from mike first time for everythink

might be after some action later :lol:

[mikeoxford]

:lol:

maybe i dont wanna be shown to be abusive to the admin :D

maybe you will get the boot and i wont

maybe not :lol:

[wisewood]

jeeezuz you're like a couple of little kids.




oh no sorry, you are actually a couple of kids arent you :lol:

[frillip]

hopefully the latter

but as for bootin ppl ure gonna get my boot up your arse u continue being cheeky

[mikeoxford]

jeeezuz you're like a couple of little kids.
oh no sorry, you are actually a couple of kids arent you :lol:


LMFAO you wanna piece as well :wisewood: :twisted:

im 18 for the record, and young frillip over there, hes just thrown all his toys / dummy out of his cot..................

[frillip]

lol the cot u wudnt mind gettin into you dirty bugger!!

as for the kid thing pish i aint no kid IM A MAN *in a deep voice*

[mikeoxford]

lol the cot u wudnt mind gettin into you dirty bugger!!

as for the kid thing pish i aint no kid IM A MAN *in a deep voice*#


hes as much man as i am a big human banana :lol:

[mikeoxford]

(aparently) as if id know!

[frillip]

wtf!?!?!?!?

see once again hes been eatin the terrys choc oranges and bouncin around again like a faggot

[Dave]

WHAT HAVE I STARTED??!

[wisewood]

Mike - 18 is still a kid compared to me mate. :lol:


as for you being a big human banana... lets not get started coz that comment could lead anywhere couldnt it. :D

[mikeoxford]

WW3 wth the iraqis

[frillip]

lol we wish!!!

shitty country one of them places u know where it is but dont wanna go

ne one else seen them dont attack iraq shirts?????
fuckin traitors shud be hung for treason against their own country
well im gettin one printed attack iraq!!

[mikeoxford]

Mike - 18 is still a kid compared to me mate. :lol:


as for you being a big human banana... lets not get started coz that comment could lead anywhere couldnt it. :D


:lol: so can i have me cash at MK? :oops: 8) please

and can we have frillip surgically removed from this site and my a$$ hole then also please? tah

[wisewood]

well thats already gonna start by this time next week anyway... but that subject is a bit deep for this thread... :lol:

[frillip]

u honestly think it will happen????

and mikes chattin poo once again its him who needs remvin from my ass as hes alwasy askin to come my house!!!

[Dave]

COUSRE IT'S GONNA HAPPEN AMERICA ARE TOO TRIGGER HAPPY AND HAVEN'T BLOWN ANYTHING UP IN A WHILE!

[wisewood]

Yes i do think it will happen... they have found a facility in iraq which is making long range missiles, much longer range than the 100 mile maximum that was in the regulations he signed before... so if this is announced tomorrow when the report is declared to NATO, i reckon it'll be end of next week at the latest before the air strikes and stuff start.

But like i said... this is a bit deep :D
lets keep this topic to mindless rambling shall we.

[frillip]

thats very true its like in all their films ever made about wars they just waste loads ammo and shit then think O we shudnt of done that i think thats whats gonna happen with this war

[mikeoxford]

lets keep this topic to mindless rambling shall we.

something which we are all to familiar with :lol:

[wisewood]

No, i really do think that this time they will sort things properly...
making sure that saddam doesnt blah blah blah blah blah...


WARNING!!! INCREASING DEPTH OF CONVERSATION!!!

So whats mikes most frequently used stupid noise today?

[Dave]

PETROL PRICE IS GONNA GO THROUGH THE ROOF
WHICH AIN'T GOOD IN ANY LANGUAGE!
WILL HAVE TO GET THE PUSH BIKE OUT!

[frillip]

lol ok ill keep it narrowminded

hahaha mike u smell of poo

[wisewood]

yeah - and you taste of weee.... frillip told me :D

[frillip]

***any one seen freddy got fingered??**


yeh and u touch horses slongs!!! wisewood told me

[wisewood]

**doesnt watch that sort of filth**


i have video footage of Kev and a herd of sheep if anyone wants to buy a copy of it :lol:

[Dave]

GOT FREDDY GOT FINGERED ON DVD THAT IS ONE STRANGE FILM

[frillip]

yeh i got it aswell on dvd

wise it aint filth pure comedy!!!

tom green is cool lol

[wisewood]

ohhhh you mean that freddy got fingered... sorry.

:wink: there is another one :lol:

[frillip]

shock u know about it then

posinin my childish like mind with sick and twisted thoughts!!! :twisted: :twisted:

[wisewood]

i have heard of its existance yes :D

[frillip]

and i take it u hired a copy asap once u heard of its existance then????

mucky git

[wisewood]

hired it, what do you think i am? stupid?
I bought it on import from Yogoslavia.

[Dave]

I GOT THAT STEVO ONE FROM JACKASS
THERE IS SOME SERIOUSLY SICK AND STUPID THINGS IN THAT!

[linzTDI]

***any one seen freddy got fingered??**


yeh and u touch horses slongs!!! wisewood told me

yes and it was the worst thing i have ever saw in my life it doesnt even have a story line

[frillip]

i watched the film on dvd the other day :? some how i got it lol

ne way

steve o's dvd is class aswell mans funny as fuck

u into chubby brown???? i went to see him tuesday night and hes usin that night as his new video and i was on the 2nd row and the cam was on me all night :lol:

top shit

[wisewood]

white-nova, TURN YOUR CAPS LOCK OFF WILL YA!!!

CAPS ARE SHOUTING WHEN YOU ARE TYPING STUFF LIKE THIS!!!


So please, just press your caps lock key and switch it off mate.

[linzTDI]

i loves chubby brown!

he is well funny, Keith has the jingle bollocks and and another jingle something video.

would love to go and see him live

[Dave]

GOT ONE FOR CHRISTMAS WATCHED IT WITH MY MISSUS SHE LAUGHED MORE THAN I DID!

[frillip]

then u wont be dissapointed by his new vid man was sooo fuckin funny i cried all the way through the show!!!

u shud hopefully see me in the crowd aswell :lol: reason for every one to buy it lol

[wisewood]

lmfao.

my step dad has all of his videos... all of them!!!

i usually sit and watch em when i am off work sick :D

[linzTDI]

My Bf didnt expect me to like it and got mad about it but i thought it was really funny he couldnt believe it.

[frillip]

ive got 9 of his videos 2 cds of events not on vid and 2 dvds lol

all my mates think im obsessed with the man buts hes just so class and crude!!!

[Dave]

i'm turned off now!!

[wisewood]

from that i would say that you are after a bit of back scuttle with him mate :lol:

[frillip]

lol the back skuttle that song is class!!

at the show he done dolly partons tits as a request and the strip !!!

fuck me funny was glad to see him back to his best after his throat cancer scare

[mikeoxford]

he was hired by my old mans company once at a christmas dinner and dance.

but it was a very BAD live gig.

he took things way to far, over the top, to the extent you were in fear if you left your seat for the toilet.

people wanted to leave etc but if you got up he would pick on you even more.

he just abused the crowd to such an extent he was booed of stage at the end and only paid 75% of the agreed wage!

[linzTDI]

so how much was 75%?

[wisewood]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

[mikeoxford]

so how much was 75%?

couldnt tell you :(

probably still an obscene amount

he was fowl apparently.

[Alex]

wow 4 pages of crap in just over an hour! :lol: .
Thats fast

[mikeoxford]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

true though :(

[linzTDI]

i know just shows what were good at

[mikeoxford]

wow 4 pages of crap in just over an hour! :lol: .
Thats fast

4?

i counted 5 :lol:

[wisewood]

if you'd left me to it i could have done 8 by myself :lol:

[frillip]

well we do try!!

and chubbs is class in my opinion so i dont care what any one says

[linzTDI]

well we you you could have wise

[Dave]

an look at all the various topics we've covered!
war
kiddie fiddling
roy chubby brown!

[frillip]

dont forget mike stinkin of poo and wee and playin with horses

[wisewood]

4?

i counted 5 :lol:

lmfao - 4 full pages mike, we had just reached the end of page 4 when he posted.

[Alex]

wow quick replies. Wisewood had a small odour of poo when i met him and it seems to come back when i talk to him on msn

[frillip]

aswell as chattin it lol :lol:

only jokin

[wisewood]

wow 4 pages of crap in just over an hour! :lol: .
Thats fast

WOW Alex actually calculated how long we had been doing this :lol:
Thats Sad!!! :D

[Alex]

ha mike, in your face :lol:

[wisewood]

wow quick replies. Wisewood had a small odour of poo when i met him and it seems to come back when i talk to him on msn

lmfao - well you are so short your head is right down there by my arse... so sorry - but its not my fault really :D

[Alex]

what your arse is so big it is near my face when you are in sheffield and i am in hertfordshire

[wisewood]

and even though me and my fat arse are in Sheffield i still managed to set you up with a lass i never met who lives near you!!!

HOW FUNNY IS THAT!!!

[Alex]

for everyone reading that is actually true :lol:

[Dave]

yeah but how long did it last?

[linzTDI]

i has found somehting for Frillip

www.novaload.net/forums/album_view.php?id=315

[wisewood]

for everyone reading that is actually true :lol:

:D you sorted out taking her out tomorrow night or anything yet mate?

for those of you who may be confused as to how i would do this... its a long complcated slightly strange story which i cannot be bothered to go into... but it all worked out quite well so far :D

[Alex]

well actually all he did was find an address of a girl i like for me and then without me knowing he sent her a valentines card from me.

[linzTDI]

just a card? :wink:

[wisewood]

http://www.churchoftuna.co.uk/vcard.jpg

and thats the card before i sent it... thought id better get a pic before i sent it to show you what it looked like alex :D
good thing i told you about it yesterday when i did or you would have been really confused when she thanked you for it. :lol:

[Alex]

she has flowers coming through tomorrow :wink:
and these were actually sent by me! :D

[linzTDI]

a bit repetitive now arent we?

[wisewood]

just a card? :wink:

No i have also sent her a ticket for a flight to paris to meet me, and a ?500 bouquet of roses :D so teh card alex didnt even send, and the single rose will look kinda lame at the side of what i have given her LMFAO!!!

[linzTDI]

mmmmm being a git are we wise?

[Dave]

this is being a git!
http://www.novaload.net/forums/album_thumbnail.php?id=316

[Alex]

oi, that single red rose cost me ?25! put that on top of the expensive t-shirt i bought her, and the wine i gave her, and the leaving present from work i got her. Thats quite a bit of money for a university student who isn't even seeing this girl

[Dave]

i have sent 6 red roses to be delivered tomorrow am an it only cost me ?28 with delivery!
think they saw you comin!

[Alex]

ah, i dont care. its only money. Hopefully it will be worth it in the end

[wisewood]

well i spent a couple of quid on her and i never even seen her :lol:

[Dave]

i've spent about ?40 on mine!!!

[Alex]

shes worth it, believe me :wink: .
anyway what have you sent for yourself wisewood?

[linzTDI]

yet??????

well i think it is terrible from a lasses point of view bragging about how much you have spent. it is the last thing a lass thinks off. it should be the thought that counts not the money

[Alex]

well if i had to track down her address just with a surname and a rough idea of where she lives. i think that is a bit of thought. I have also said that it is only money and it is worth it. I think that PROVES that i am not worryed about how much or little I spend and that i really care. :x

[wisewood]

thats why he sent a single red rose and a gave her a tshirt for something once before...

hes not bragging he is just saying how much its cost him.

[linzTDI]

just sayin how it looks

[wisewood]

well if i had to track down her address just with a surname and a rough idea of where she lives. i think that is a bit of thought.

Only a small amount though eh mate given that I had already offered to do it for you, and you refused, tehn changed your mind and asked me to do it for you :lol:

[Alex]

well sorry, but your wrong :|

[Alex]

you didn't offer to do it for me. i asked you as i know you can track people down, being a stalker and all :lol:

[wisewood]

LMFAO - I AM WINDING YOU UP MATE - I KNOW HOW MUCH THOUGHT YOU PUT INTO THIS... YOU HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT HER FOR AGES.


fookin caps lock!!!

[linzTDI]

lets stop winding him up or he'll get upset

[Alex]

STOP SHOUTING. :o

[wisewood]

Alex doesnt get upset - lmfao... he's southern, and if you believe his fuzzy logic then that makes him a real man :lol:

[Alex]

too late for that, im already in tears now :cry:

:lol:

[linzTDI]

softy! :roll:

[wisewood]

Poor mardy half breed :lol:
Look on the bright side, you are much closer tothe girl of your dreams now than you were yesterday :D

[?Marty?]

well if i had to track down her address just with a surname and a rough idea of where she lives. i think that is a bit of thought.

Yeah, it shows that you have potential to be a stalker! :lol:

And 'Love doesn't cost a thing'. Neither does friendship. If its only sex you're after, then you might as well just pay for a hooker.

[linzTDI]

thats a bit to the point like!

[Alex]

LMFAO i always like cool.martys views on things
:lol:

[wisewood]

I THINK he is after more than just a quick dip - he has been talking about this lass for a while now.

[?Marty?]

Single red roses only cost a quid or so. You should have just taken it to her house yourself. Or bought 25 of them, and taken THEM.

Sending flowers is so impersonal! And the 'effect' only last for a few hours.

[wisewood]

the point was it was anonymous and he didnt sign his name to it - but i put pay to all that by sending her a card from him that was signed as him :lol:



But anyway - enough of this... its nothing to do with us and what we would do - alex has made his decision and has done it now so what he should or could have done doesnt matter.

[Alex]

roses cost pence any other time of the year. you will be lucky to get a nice one for a quid or two this time of the year though. Not impersonal as i put a very girly poem in it from me

<------ Turning soft

[Dave]

yes,think it's time for a new topic any suggestions?

[linzTDI]

what the first thing that comes in to your head when someone says that?

[wisewood]

Turning soft?
what do you mean turning soft?

:lol:
its the southerner in you coming out again.
get daaaaan't pub and get some bitter, tehn goo and buy theesen a whippet!!

[Alex]

no i think that i will just go out in my spitfire for a quick fly. what what

[?Marty?]

Had to delete this.

Just TOO DAMN SERIOUS for me. And sensitive.

[wisewood]

chocks away sir - off tha guzz.

[Alex]

is this you being serious for once :D
bloody hell you are speaking the truth

[linzTDI]

this topic is nine pages long now, ended up like the post about me

[Alex]

what with my spitfire?

[?Marty?]

'Couldn't, shouldn't, wouldn't' are the words of a fool.

[wisewood]

Marty - your ability to talk both rubbish and sense at the same time never ceases to amaze me mate - it is a true tallent :lol:

[linzTDI]

a talent that most men have is talking rubbish!

[wisewood]

i consider myself to be well trained in the ancient art of "Shull Bit"

[linzTDI]

i could have told you that

lol

[wisewood]

You know what, i'm not sure thats a very nice thing to say :(

[Alex]

me and a mate were talking about this the other day. he gets told off by his g/f for talking to me about some subjects, like poo and cars. She then will start to talk about wanking :o . WTF
women just like to complain :D

[linzTDI]

dats what we do best

(i dont complain about talking about cars tho)

[Dave]

men are passed down sacred things by their forfathers like
talking siht
magaging to disapear when we're needed
and fixing cars sometimes!

[Alex]

yep :)

[wisewood]

I deffo agree with that second one mate :lol:

My dad was never there for me when i needed him :evil:

[Dave]

that was a bit of a conversation stopper.
think i know what you mean though, didn't see much of my dad either

[wisewood]

Right, bring forth the nonesense... !!!



whats your favorite pond animal?

[Alex]

a newt. did you know you can tell the difference between males and females by whether they have spots or stripes on their backs?

[Dave]

right getting back to all things nonsense
for me it would have to be the common newt such a cuddley animal!

[Dave]

just think cara should be takin her test now

[wisewood]

yupp she will be... should be most of the way through too... mine only lasted 35 minutes give or take a few.

[Dave]

mine seemed like it took about 3 hours
had this old bloke testin me, had me test in jan 200 an half way through the test he said i think it's about time you put your lights on!
think he was gettin a bit scared only gave me 2 minors though

[linzTDI]

i hope she comes straight online and tells us how it went

[wisewood]

well i told her to text me as soon as she got outta the car at the test centre... but whether she does or not is another matter :lol:

[wisewood]

... and then just as i put that post up i got the text saying she passed :lol:

[linzTDI]

HORRAY FOR CARA!

[Dave]

The girl done good!
how about a victory post for when she returns?!

[linzTDI]

i have done one

[wisewood]

Already done and in general chat forum mate.

[linzTDI]

well theres is one in muppet corner too!

[wisewood]

... and it now contains a link to the one in general chat too :lol:

[Dave]

viewed, posted & selected!

[Anton]

I can't belive i just read all that

god damn it get bck 2 work!!!!

and freedy got fingered is very funny :lol:

[?Marty?]

I don't talk crap, i just like having a laugh.

[?Marty?]

It's Friday night. And i'm bored shit-less. :(

Worked till eleven, went to a club afterwards, but it was VERY crap. Same club. Same people. ALL wearing the same stuff too! :lol: WTF is it with that!?

Though i've 'taken' tomorrow night off (not like i've already beenm off 'ill' for 8 days, worked for a week, took another eight days off 'ill', worked tonight and now taken tomorrow night - and sunday afternoon, to recover - off work again :roll: :lol: WHY won't they sack me!? I would! :lol: )

[?Marty?]

Well, i certainly wasn't bored tonight! :D

But i', fucked.