micheal jackson

[Dan]

is he dead or not, lol at the media circus all punting to come through with the truth and confirm either way

[Stuart]

unconfirmed as yet

[sulphur]

heart attack they reckon. says he was found with no pulse, and they never got one back.

[L14MNP]

^ WTF. Never heard this??

Mr Jefferson FTW.

[Lynsey]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7459669.stm live link.

[Mike]

Me thinks he is muchos deaded.

[Plug]

lol hadent even heard about this lol

[NOVA-KID-93]

Its just came up on loads of peoples status' on facebook, and its just been confirmed on the news now i think!!

[let_nova]

woop woop see ya later whitey

[Stuart]

and its just been confirmed on the news now!!
has it bollocks... I've got Cnn, Sky and BBC on and no one has confirmed it at all, just saying the TMZ website claims he has died

[sulphur]

rantrave.com confirmed he died at 2pm this afternoon.

[Plug]

yup non have been confirmed

[krobinson]

It's not looking good, totally shocked :(

[L14MNP]

I have been told BBC have just confirmed it? :(

[Rysee]

no they haven't watching it now

[Plug]

None are confirmed

[L14MNP]

Ah :)

*cancels Wikipedia update

[smcgsi16v]

Always knew he would never to be able to do them concerts in this country.

[Stuart]

sky are steaming contradictory info lol

[Lynsey]

Aye, BBC are well the most reliable.

[Plug]

sky or cnn will hear 1st i reckon

Lol uri geller on bbc

[L14MNP]

I lol'd at the source my mate just linked me, TMZ. When I searched before all I got was that rantrave site too lol.

Wonder if he'll come back like Thriller?

[Stuart]

my god CNN is ****ing dull

[Plug]

he is in a coma apparently now

nothing has been confirmed i dont think at the moment

Edit: Beat to it lol

[napalm_27]

just been confirmed he's in coma!

[Big_Chap]

Mmm, seen "the earth song" earlier on magic whilst working away in a peter kay type moment!

[sulphur]

He's in a coma BBC just said.

[Lynsey]

so many people must be waiting on this news!

[sulphur]

lol @ ^^

[smcgsi16v]

Bet the ambulance journey was a thriller.

[NOVA-KID-93]

has it bollocks... I've got Cnn, Sky and BBC on and no one has confirmed it at all, just saying the TMZ website claims he has died

cant remember what i was watching but they confirmed it then changed about 5mins after and said it hasn't been confirmed!!!

[Sloth]

farrajh fawcett has died apparently.


EDIT: oops wriong thread. hjas someone else died?

[napalm_27]

looks like i 'just beat it' to the head lines lol

[Plug]

nothing is confirmed yet thou

[Stuart]

Bet the ambulance journey was a thriller.

only if the driver was a Speed Demon

[auzzy2000]

ff died.hes in a coma apprently

[smcgsi16v]

I wonder if he will have plastic surgery to make him black again.

[auzzy2000]

maybe hes with elvis

[L14MNP]

Leave me alone! lol

[sulphur]

Farrah fawcett too? jebus!

[Plug]

lets all light a candle and pray lol

[L14MNP]

That's bad. They wana be startin' somethin' (the defibrilator)... meh

[auzzy2000]

maybe he died from lack of skin.lol

[Sloth]

aye but she HAS died unlike toss wannk jacko, the kiddy touching twonk./ id pull his plug out the c-unit

[napalm_27]

yer he dead! confirmed!

[sulphur]

LA times says he died?

[Lynsey]

He well is dead.

[L14MNP]

:(

[auzzy2000]

yep hes dead.just been on tv.

[smcgsi16v]

He's definatley dead now.

[Plug]

still not confirmed thou

[auzzy2000]

maybe sum1 could do a tribute.lol

[sulphur]

Is confirmed. LA times just did, died at 3.15

[napalm_27]

on a bright side the tickets are now a collectors item lol

[JordyzNova]

Its Just Been Conferd He Is Dead Sky New At The Moment

[L14MNP]

So's your keyboard.

[Graeme]

At least the kids are now safe, what'll happen to Neverland now?

[napalm_27]

netherland was sold years ago

[L14MNP]

At least the kids are now safe, what'll happen to Neverland now?
Pretty sure it was auctioned off a while ago mate. Most of the contents were anyway.

[let_nova]

bbc just confirmed hes now alive.

[L14MNP]

bbc just confirmed hes now alive.
You watching the Thriller video mate?

[Sloth]

ill have his nose, the dog needs a new chew toy.

apparently madonna wants his kids, she loves black orphans. oh wait they aint black....

[napalm_27]

well new song for elton john he's just kicked it lol

[smcgsi16v]

I can remember when I was kid, he was so 'big'.

[let_nova]

lol nightey nightey whitey. lol

[NOVA-KID-93]

i thought i heard it say he was alive!! one minute they say he dead, then alive, then in a coma, the proper dead and now alive! im confused :confused:

Just said on my mates facebook status 'One less pedo in the world next on to kill list... Gary Glitter' lol

R.I.P Michael

[trackdaynova]

Currently on Sky News: (Virgin Channel 602)

"LA TIMES: MICHAEL JACKSON HAS DIED, SINGER PRONOUNCED DEAD AFTER ARRIVING AT HOSPITAL"

[Sloth]

i feel for his kids.














































whereas he just felt his kids...

[Lynsey]

i thought i heard it say he was alive!! one minute they say he dead, then alive, then in a coma, the proper dead and now alive! im confused :confused:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNuFl-Uu1go

[Lynsey]

LA Times have been saying that for a while now.

[Sloth]

what that he felt his kids????

[Lynsey]

Jog on.

[Sloth]

no ta, im comfy here.

[trackdaynova]

:( I'm proper shocked

Gutting

http://www.michaeljackson.com/tickets/

[L14MNP]

TBH that would have killed him anyway ^

[chimp007_uk]

cnn says coma and bbc says in hospital...

on sky news its reports from tmz...!?

[Lynsey]

Finally confirmed on BBC.

[Ernie]

just been confirmed

[chimp007_uk]

thats show list would ahve killed him...

But he need them to pay off his debt! The kids are going to actually have nothing.

[Lynsey]

Rest In Peace Micheal Jackson x

[smcgsi16v]

Apparently some 12 year old nuts killed him.

[Sloth]

thats show list would ahve killed him...

But he need them to pay off his debt! The kids are going to actually have nothing.

madonna will have em.:thumb:

[Leeboo]

^^ lol. edit - on both accounts

Suppose this gives the media something to rave about

[L14MNP]

R.I.P to a great entertainer. :(

[Ernie]

R.I.P Michael Jackson.

[Sloth]

oh ffs, he was a paedo. if gary "wanna be in my gang? no ta you perv" glitter pegged it, would you say the same. yer he had some decent songs, but hes no role model. and imho his kids are gonna be better off now, as they have a small chance of normality. my 2p worth.

[trackdaynova]

Question is, is he recyclable?

[CoolTiger]

cant bury him hes not bio degradable

[Sloth]

id say no, as hes not 100% plastic. id like to test the fireplace theory out now...

[smcgsi16v]

Question is, is he recyclable?

pmsllol

If so get him in the green bin quick, but make sure the lid shuts properly.

[Leeboo]

Are yous coming up with these jokes yourselves or have they already circulated lol.

[trackdaynova]

No comment

[trackdaynova]

Outstanding entertainer to be fair.

By far my favourite (at the time)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xs9OQHpwDE

What a change

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri61lBfMBu0

[Sloth]

my own material. i thankyoooo!

[smcgsi16v]

morgue picture released

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n16/scgsi16v/thriller1.jpg

[NOVA-KID-93]

lmao, one of my friends just said just think of all the toxic fumes contributing to global warming if he's cremated lol

[Sloth]

afpmslroflmythrilleroffpmslcopter!

[trackdaynova]

Not a joke, but just look at eBay, search 'Michael Jackson Tickets'

Then sort by 'newly listed'

There have been over 75 new auctions since 18:45 tonight!

[Sloth]

lol

"cheque please!"

[L14MNP]

I heard he isn't dead. He's just in the childrens ward and told his family he's in heaven.

:(

[CoolTiger]

Breaking News!

Michael Jackson has just been admitted to the childrens ward !


now hes in heven

[smcgsi16v]

He's brown bread; no white bread; Hovis best of both!

[Pillar]

whats the difference between michael jackson and sir alex ferguson????? sir alex ferguson will be playing giggs in august!

[keithrg]

its confirmed his dead

[L14MNP]

its confirmed his dead
lol You on 56k, speedy?

[Spudly]

Rest In Peace Micheal Jackson x


+1

And can we quit it with the jacko jokes as its rather out of taste imo:roll:

[AlexW]

Thinking the same limp^ lol

I only looked on this thread 10mins ago lol

[smcgsi16v]

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n16/scgsi16v/untitled.jpg

[L14MNP]

^ Was waiting to see/hear that one.

lol @ bad taste, he was a great celebrity but we live and we die. It's life. Jokes don't change any of that.

[Pillar]

+1

And can we quit it with the jacko jokes as its rather out of taste imo:roll: so is playing with kids

[trackdaynova]

Something that still amazes me about him:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_3v-_p3ESo

[Pillar]

MJ so close to our hearts! NOT! 1 minute hes ripped for being a paedo! and every1 wants him locked away! The next every1s gutted hes died! Make ur ****ing minds up!

[L14MNP]

The news was wrong























apparently hes all white.

Moonwalking was epic no doubt! I'm tempted to watch my History vol II DVD now after seeing that clip trackday.

[smcgsi16v]

Tbh, imho, he was a joke.
a. look at the state of him(obviously not now as he is dead, but before)
b. he had a skin condition(yeah right)
c. he felt up kids at peter pan land
d. try to kill his kids.

Hi only saving grace was that his early music, particulary with the Jackson 5 was his best and very good.

[trackdaynova]

smcgsi16v, you female?

[burgo]

could someone please explain to me why any of you give a ****!!!! him dying is gonna make no difference to your life so shut it

[Jonezy]

^ exactly!

[Sloth]

apparently he choked on daz washing powder cos it gets whites whiter....

[Pillar]

apparently he choked on daz washing powder cos it gets whites whiter.... love it lol

[trackdaynova]

Burgo you grumpy little sh!t, I can see you weeping :p

[smcgsi16v]

smcgsi16v, you female?

lol
You want to go on date. I also have cousin in Uganda who is looking for marriage.

[smcgsi16v]

could someone please explain to me why any of you give a ****!!!! him dying is gonna make no difference to your life so shut it

No!:p

[trackdaynova]

PM sent

[napalm_27]

haha jacko the joho lol

[L14MNP]

It makes no difference to my life Burka. I don't mourn 'celebs' and cry about jokes. He made great music (once upon a time) and could dance the **** out of those loafers though. FACT. :)

[Sloth]

roflmycockoff/\

[Gashgusher]

nonce

[Pillar]

**** these jokes im gonna beat it and go bed!!!

[CoolTiger]

could someone please explain to me why any of you give a ****!!!! him dying is gonna make no difference to your life so shut it



some might have gig tickets :)

[burgo]

Burgo you grumpy little sh!t, I can see you weeping :pbut im good at being grumpy.

im not disputing that limp but hes not the only person who could sing and dance that has died but i didnt see a thread about them.

[Lynsey]

could someone please explain to me why any of you give a ****!!!! him dying is gonna make no difference to your life so shut it

There is nothing wrong with paying a little respect.


Pillar- It was only a percentage of people wanted him locked up. All the kiddy stuff was bull.

I'm disgusted to be part of such a disrespectful club, making jokes as soon as the news breaks that he's died. This bloke was the greatest ever pop legend.

[Spudly]

Funny though aint it, he was never convicted of child molestation, well at least not in his court appearances although clearly by a lot of opinions he was on here.

The guy was a legend and will be remembered no matter what anyone says, can we not even show even a little respect?

[L14MNP]

some might have gig tickets :)
The man in the mirror told me to beat it when I thought about statin somethin to pay for tickets. :( Too bad, I could really scream. etc

[Asa-James]

It makes no difference to my life Burka. I don't mourn 'celebs' and cry about jokes. He made great music (once upon a time) and could dance the **** out of those loafers though. FACT. :)

seconded, regardless what you think of him as a person, as a musical entertainer he was fantastic and has probably influenced lots and lots of music over the years.

RIP Micheal Jackson

[Lynsey]

Well said Spud.

[Spudly]

Fourteen pages and only three people have said RIP..................:cry:

[smcgsi16v]

The liberals are taking over.

[Lynsey]

Fourteen pages and only three people have said RIP..................:cry:

Aye, because the rest of the sheep have jumped on the bandwagon.

[trackdaynova]

Fourteen pages and only three people have said RIP..................:cry:11 pages were deliberation
2 pages were me and the fitty smcgsi16v flirting

and I must have missed your respectful RIP post ;)

PS: +1 doesn't count :p

[Gashgusher]

talented, yes.

respect worthy? matter of opinion.

dadgy guy. sympathetic to those around him that he's died. Personally, not arsed

regardless of courts, he was one dodgy dude

[Sloth]

agreed gashgusher. but where theres smoke theres fire etc....

lynz if it disgusts you that much, why read the thread?

[smcgsi16v]

What's The Difference Between Michael Jackson And A Carrier Bag? one Is White, Dangerous For Kids To Play With And Made Of Plastic.. The Other Carrier Your Shopping

[NOVA-KID-93]

You cant deny that he was a lil strange but that doesn't take away the fact that he was a legend to be remebered for his achievements and skill in the music/dance industry!!! R.I.P Michael

(p.s i never made any jokes about him, just put jokes up that my mate had told me!!)

[L14MNP]

but im good at being grumpy.

im not disputing that limp but hes not the only person who could sing and dance that has died but i didnt see a thread about them.
Aye true, there was something about him that makes it hard to believe he 'could' die though. I dunno lol.

Not the only person who can sing/dance but he pioneered a lot of that stuff, and some of his music is epic. Like I say though, it's a shame, but doesn't alter my life. Whereas the jokes make me laugh and aren't doing any harm.

Does anyone on this board honestly think it matters one tiny bit if we are/are not 'respectful'? It's like the Jade Goody sh1t all over again - at least MJ deserved his fame (music).

[Spudly]

lynz if it disgusts you that much, why read the thread?



Cos it keeps getting bumped into view every couple of mins..............

[napalm_27]

i loved his music when i was younger
even have his film somewere i think
brilliant entertainer
shame he never forfilled his dream to finish his tour
r.i.p

[Sloth]

yer but that dont mean "click this" does it? peeps are allowed their opinions. and thats all thats getting voiced. deal with it.

[Lynsey]

agreed gashgusher. but where theres smoke theres fire etc....

lynz if it disgusts you that much, why read the thread?

**** off Sloth. I wouldn't spit on you if you were on fire. I can read and comment on whatever thread I like. This wasn't a 'Micheal Jackson jokes' thread, read the title. Oh, and you look like a ****ing paedo.

[L14MNP]

No opinions? It's like democratic britain telling me I can't vote BNP lol (not that I did)

[trackdaynova]

It's like the Jade Goody sh1t all over again http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHRx40poWeQ

[Lynsey]

yer but that dont mean "click this" does it? peeps are allowed their opinions. and thats all thats getting voiced. deal with it.

There you go, you said it. That is my opinion. My opinion is that MJ is a legend. My opinion is that you lot are disgusting and are all sheep jumping on the bandwagon. My opinion is that you, Sloth, are a ****.

My opinions, that's all that's getting voiced. Deal with it.

[smcgsi16v]

Talking of Jade Goody.

Difference between her and MJ.
About 3 months.

[trackdaynova]

I wouldn't spit on you if you were on fire. Oh, and you look like a ****ing paedo.Thats disrespect and this guy isn't even dead! :(

[Sloth]

gee ta for getting personal. considering ive never met you, thats a bit harsh? i really dont know what ive done to annoy you to that level. i guess you just showed your childish side.

limp, totally agree.

[~~joycey~~]

Oh, and you look like a ****ing paedo.


Fcuking LOL! lol

[Lynsey]

I couldn't give a toss.

[Spudly]

Calm it peeps or im locking the thread, this is getting rather out of hand!

[smcgsi16v]

Thread should be remamed to 'MJ pi55 take thread'.

[smcgsi16v]

Calm it peeps or im locking the thread, this is getting rather out of hand!

Dont lock it, just delete their post's.

This thread Rocks.

[trackdaynova]

remamed
laern hwo to tpye yuo stpuid iodit :mad:

[Lynsey]

gee ta for getting personal. considering ive never met you, thats a bit harsh? i really dont know what ive done to annoy you to that level. i guess you just showed your childish side.

limp, totally agree.

You made it personal. Don't write a reply personally to me and not expect me to answer it. I'm allowed to be childish, I'm only young. You're the old fart lol

I'm really not arsed what any of you guys say about him, but by the same measures, I'm entitled to my own opinions.

[Sloth]

me either lynz. i really have to ask why you "hate" me so much? considering ive never spoke to you. ive seen you once at pv from 300 ft away. i have no opinion of you yet you seen to have a full itinery of me?

[Spudly]

laern hwo to tpye yuo stpuid iodit :mad:



Shhhhsshhh lol

[Sloth]

im old????? im 22 ffs!!!

[AlexW]

Lock Lock Lock Lock Lock lol

[Spudly]

Rob, cool it PLEASE...

Lynz you aswell please chuck!

[L14MNP]

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x229/animekitsune/inb4lock.jpg

[napalm_27]

apparently jeff goldblum has died on the 25th aswell! :O

[trackdaynova]

Spud - are you shh shhhing me to try and get me back to sleep? :(

[Spudly]

Spud - are you shh shhhing me to try and get me back to sleep? :(


Would you like a nice strong coffee and some pro-plus?

[Spudly]

apparently jeff goldblum has died on the 25th aswell! :O


Nah, youre kidding?

[L14MNP]

http://nutritionresearchcenter.org/healthnews/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/cs_mph.jpg
http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/power.jpg

[trackdaynova]

http://ismichaeljacksonalive.com/

[napalm_27]

no goolge it
fell off something on set and died in new zealand
and farrah fawcett

[Sloth]

ok im calm. now. as a living person who has died, and only for his passing, r.i.p. for everything else. my view stands.

[trackdaynova]

Would you like a nice strong coffee and some pro-plus?thought you'd want me dreaming again :(

[L14MNP]

http://ismichaeljacksonalive.com/
lol!

[smcgsi16v]

apparently jeff goldblum has died on the 25th aswell! :O



RIP Jeff Goldblum.

[Sloth]

RIP jeff goldblum and farrah fawcett.

[novaload1992]

cant believe it

[L14MNP]

Can't find nowt concrete on Jeff (not a bad pun)

****ter like! :( R.I.P

[napalm_27]

every ****er is dieing
is this the new rage?

p.s off topic spud but got a bloke coming for the cav this week £900 :O il get the light protectors off for you :thumb:

[L14MNP]

Now who will protect us from the aliens?! :(

[Sloth]

i knew you had issues limp....

[napalm_27]

its not over till the fat lady sings

[trackdaynova]

Jeff Goldblum? Was he in Jurassic Park (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx7hJ91TpPE)

[L14MNP]

AP FTW!

I aint heard no fat lady!

Must go faster, must go faster! lol

[Sloth]

lmffao

[trackdaynova]

Dan? Dan? Dan? .... Dan? Dan? ... Dan?

[napalm_27]

yer jeff goldblum is out of jurassic park tdn

[trackdaynova]

Wiki says Jeff is still alive & kicking?

[L14MNP]

yer jeff goldblum is out of jurassic park tdn
'the fcuk?!

[L14MNP]

Dan? Dan? Dan? .... Dan? Dan? ... Dan?
The underground base of an evil genius.....and then Dr. No. lol

[Sloth]

what is going on? apparently maggie thatcher has pegged it too....

[trackdaynova]

omg you're right

[MK999]

RIP to him as an entertainer and musical influence etc.

Mixed feelings really though, although I can sympathise with people on the jokes being made, he was a legend/idol to some, could have left it a while really. Personally I'm not bothered but I wouldn't make jokes like that on a public forum either.

[L14MNP]

Oh your god! How many people?!

Fcuk that evil old witch though. :)

[napalm_27]

yup the death phase has now set in every one play dead before you become unpopular lol

[Big_Chap]

Not confirmed about jeff goldblum.

The glitter comments are laughable, convicted paedophile with images found on computer etc verus NOT GUILTY in court. Yes the saying of smoke with fire etc but when there is several millions to be made by idiotic cash-daft yanks it's a little different!

Ps. I'm not a fan of the music or the man but appreciate the entertainment he provided to millions.

[Sloth]

rofl....

[L14MNP]

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s235/revmyspace2/graphics/Misc/Funny/8_funny_michael_jackson_good_stuff.jpg
Wonder if the movie was a thriller?

[LEWI007]

RIP Micheal Jackson

[Southie]

RIP Michael Jackson :(

[Martin]

**** off Sloth. I wouldn't spit on you if you were on fire. I can read and comment on whatever thread I like. This wasn't a 'Micheal Jackson jokes' thread, read the title. Oh, and you look like a ****ing paedo.

Every1 from hull looks liek a paedo lol... most of the older guys hang around with 16yr old in there "proper Bo" cars..

He Heee:thumb:

[Martin]

Calm it peeps or im locking the thread, this is getting rather out of hand!

In The Words Of He man.. I HAVE THE POWERRRRRRRR!:roll:

[Tidy Max]

aye but she HAS died unlike toss wannk jacko, the kiddy touching twonk./ id pull his plug out the c-unit

lol lol lol lol lol high five

[General Lee]

RIP Michael, nobody knew him personally other than his family, and they still love him. So really says something that!!!!! RIP Michael

[Dod]

RTE 2FM have been playing all his songs back to back this morning and they are class, just a pity he was such a freak. None the Less, RIP dude.

[mikec123]

What a legend grew up listening to his music, shame his personal life was a bit messed up :thumb:

[let_nova]

edit:sorry kelmel

[Sloth]

oh god here come the jokes.....

[tony k]

apparently they are melting michael jacksons body down and turning it into plasticine,so that the kids can play with him for a change!

[tony k]

reports of michael jackson having a heart attack are INCORRECT,he has been found in the childrens ward having a stroke

[let_nova]

lol
super sale now on, get 50% off micheal jacksons heart stopping performance at the O2 arena..

jockeys at ascot races will wear black arm band out of respesct for jacko, who succesfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory...lol

Micheal jackson has died of a heart attack turns out the disease comes from his protestant fathers side of the family. its known as the "Billy Gene"

Wasnt it starnge farrah fawcett & Micheal jackson died on the same day? i mean she slept with majors and he slept with minors lol

micheal jackson has put in his will that he would like to be melted down and made into a toy soldier,,, so kids can play withy him for once lol

lol

pretty much the same dude FAILlol

[tony k]

michael jackson did manage to give the paramedics a brief message on his way to the hospital....put me in the childrens ward

[skidmarkz]

erm repost lol :P

[skidmarkz]

woops repost

[let_nova]

repeat...

[skidmarkz]

my phone aint stopped ffs lol

[Martin]

lol at ppl not reading the pre pages and pee roasting jokes..

[skidmarkz]

Jockeys at newmarket are to where black arm bands today in respect of michael jackson has ridden more 3yr olds than anyone in history!

[let_nova]

fook me. why dont you read the ones i have wrote! your just repeating them lol

[skidmarkz]

i gave up after 15 pages lol

i got about 12 on me phone cba to write em all.. lol

[Pistol Pete]

Fooking jesus christ, baa baa.....

Yes he may have had a few difficult times away from the music side of things BUT nobody can deny the fact that he was/is/will always be a musical LEGEND!! Soooo many current artists are influenced by him and his music.

R.I.P Micheal Jackson. Gone way to early IMO. I shall be playing his albums in my car!

[Joe Richardson]

I couldn't give a toss.

I cant wait till you 2 meet at a showlol

[General Lee]

I cant wait till you 2 meet at a showlol

I don't think they will bud :thumb:

[Martin]

I cant wait till you 2 meet at a showlol

sex on fire y0?

lol

[Southie]

Yes he may have had a few difficult times away from the music side of things BUT nobody can deny the fact that he was/is/will always be a musical LEGEND!! Soooo many current artists are influenced by him and his music.

R.I.P Micheal Jackson. Gone way to early IMO. I shall be playing his albums in my car!


http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p379/SOUTHIE01/lgpp0941.jpg

[brainsnova]

http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgpp0941.jpg

Fail lol

[Joe Richardson]

I don't think they will bud :thumb:

be funny if they did thoughlol

[Southie]

Fail lol
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[brainsnova]

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your pic never worked first time.

[napalm_27]

any one seen the music channels on sky
there full of michael tributes

[gunny]

Whos Micheal Jackson?

[Martin]

Q: What’s the diference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.


Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.


Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.


Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.


Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.


Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.


Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.


Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.


Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.

[kelbelle]

+ rep to spudly and want to rep you so badly lynz because I agree with everythign you said but i have to spread the love apprently! I'm glad there are some people on here who have some god damn respect!

I hate all these stupid jokes! Once again people are having off the back of the death of someone! Once again i say, lets wait till someone in your family dies and we'll make up a few jokes and see if you laugh!

I have always said that I love his music although his personal life is a bit dodgy although I would like to know what happened to 'innocent until prove guilty'.

At the end of the day it doesnt matter what he was like as a person, he was a real person with children and parents and brothers and sisters and they are ****ing devestated so have some respect! :mad:

[let_nova]

kelmel. im sorry i will edit my post.

[skidmarkz]

+ rep to spudly and want to rep you so badly lynz because I agree with everythign you said but i have to spread the love apprently! I'm glad there are some people on here who have some god damn respect!

I hate all these stupid jokes! Once again people are having off the back of the death of someone! Once again i say, lets wait till someone in your family dies and we'll make up a few jokes and see if you laugh!

I have always said that I love his music although his personal life is a bit dodgy although I would like to know what happened to 'innocent until prove guilty'.

At the end of the day it doesnt matter what he was like as a person, he was a real person with children and parents and brothers and sisters and they are ****ing devestated so have some respect! :mad:

Fact is anyone famous dies the jokes, piss taking all comes out, the only difference with Michael Jackson is you have a soft spot, yes ok he was a musical genius but at the end of the day the human race will always take the piss and thats all it is.

Yes my heart goes out to his family as it would with anyone who suffered a loss, but geez he made his life what it is an the jokes are gonna happen, good or bad...

I didnt see anyone fighting the Colin Mcrae's corner....






kelmel. im sorry i will edit my post.

kissass lol

[L14MNP]

FFS kelbelle, as said when famous people die jokes will be made. I loved his music/dancing/showmanship (pre Invincible - that was just sh!t!)
Again, if someone from my family died they wouldn't be international news so there would be no jokes.

All of the child accusations aside, you cannot destroy yourself with plastic surgery and not expect the ridicule that he has. The guy turned himself into a freak. No question. :(

[gunny]

Police say Micheal Jacksons death could be suspicous, they're currently looking for a smooth criminal, he could be black or white but he's definitely bad & dangerous. They got fingerprints off the wall & say there was a man in the mirror, so he has to be there. They would like to talk to Ben & for Billy Jean to come forward but they dont wanna be starting something, police say they wont stop till they get enough as they found blood on the dance floor, its going to be a tough case but they will beat it. Police say its a real thriller.

[skidmarkz]

Gunny,

lol

[L14MNP]

Very good Gunny! +rep lol

[gunny]

Thanks you sir, i have loads more lol

[L14MNP]

I CBA with posting them lol. My phone hasn't stopped either lol

[gunny]

lol same here, so i though id just pick the best

[tony k]

gotta take my hat off to you gunny,quality thats made my boring day at work better
+ 1 rep

[General Lee]

People Especially on this forum respected Colin mcrae, there for made no jokes. You say human race= no just the id**ts out of it

[L14MNP]

I respected Colin McRace as with most on here, but if it's true that he wasn't licenced to fly that particular helicopter then IMO he contributed to all those deaths.
I remember being told of him being at some show and had his daughter sitting on the tank of a moto cross bike that he was doing stoppies etc. on - no helmet.

Nothing cool about that. I remember a few jokes about him/the helicopter situation mind but I think on the most part there was nothing said as young children died that day too.

[gunny]

gotta take my hat off to you gunny,quality thats made my boring day at work better
+ 1 rep

Did you actully give me rep or was you just pretending :wtf:

lol

[Welsh Dan]

I'm already fed up of all the jacko songs on the radio... :(