moron test.

[let_nova]

answers will be posted in 5 mins


1. What is the last thing you take off before going to bed at night?
2. What gets longer when it is cut at both ends?
3. What was the first name of King George VI of England?
4. What do you call a fly without wings?
5. How many squares are there on a standard chessboard?
6. How many seconds are there in a year?
7. A man throws a ball three feet, it stops, and then returns to his hand without touching anything. How come?
8. What was the largest island in the world before Australia was discovered?
9. Why can a policeman never open the door in his pajamas?
10. If 5 dogs kill 5 rats in 5 minutes, how long does it take 15 dogs to kill 15 rats?
11. In Minnesota, which side of the chickens have more feathers?

[Spudly]

1. What is the last thing you take off before going to bed at night? - the covers on your bed
2. What gets longer when it is cut at both ends? - ?
3. What was the first name of King George VI of England? - George
4. What do you call a fly without wings? - Walk
5. How many squares are there on a standard chessboard? - 65
6. How many seconds are there in a year? - 12
7. A man throws a ball three feet, it stops, and then returns to his hand without touching anything. How come? - He throws it into the air and it falls back to his hand
8. What was the largest island in the world before Australia was discovered? - Australia
9. Why can a policeman never open the door in his pajamas? - He doesnt have doors in his pajamas
10. If 5 dogs kill 5 rats in 5 minutes, how long does it take 15 dogs to kill 15 rats? - Five minutes
11. In Minnesota, which side of the chickens have more feathers? - The outside

[let_nova]

1. Your feet off the floor.
2. A ditch.
3. Albert. (He deferred to Queen Victoria's wish that no future king be called Albert.)
4. A walk!
5. There are 204 squares of varying sizes on a regular 8x8 chessboard.
6. 12 - the second of Jan., the second of Feb., etc.
7. He throws it straight up.
8. Greenland. Australia is a continental land mass
9. He does not have a door in his pajamas.
10. 5 minutes.
11. The outside of the chicken ...

[let_nova]

close but very good superspud

[Spudly]

Not bad six out of eleven whilst drunk = win imo lol

[kelbelle]

1. My make-up
2. Dont know
3. George
4. A sit
5. 144
6. 31,536,000
7. Its on elastic
8. Great Britain?
9. Dont know
10. 5 minutes
11. Equal!

1 out of 11 woooo haha

[burgo]

1. My make-up
2. Dont know
3. George
4. A sit
5. 144
6. 31,536,000
7. Its on elastic
8. Great Britain?
9. Dont know
10. 5 minutes
11. Equal!

1 out of 11 woooo haha

simples

[General Lee]

1. What is the last thing you take off before going to bed at night?
condom

2. What gets longer when it is cut at both ends?
trench
3. What was the first name of King George VI of England?
george
4. What do you call a fly without wings?
crash
5. How many squares are there on a standard chessboard?
!
6. How many seconds are there in a year?
12
7. A man throws a ball three feet, it stops, and then returns to his hand without touching anything. How come?
throws it up
8. What was the largest island in the world before Australia was discovered?
austrailia
9. Why can a policeman never open the door in his pajamas?
dont have a door in jarmies
10. If 5 dogs kill 5 rats in 5 minutes, how long does it take 15 dogs to kill 15 rats?
5 mins

11. In Minnesota, which side of the chickens have more feathers?
out

[Paul]

1. What is the last thing you take off before going to bed at night? socks


2. What gets longer when it is cut at both ends? expanding foam
3. What was the first name of King George VI of England? George
4. What do you call a fly without wings? bug
5. How many squares are there on a standard chessboard? 64
6. How many seconds are there in a year? 12
7. A man throws a ball three feet, it stops, and then returns to his hand without touching anything. How come? throws it at a wall 1.5ft away
8. What was the largest island in the world before Australia was discovered? greenland
9. Why can a policeman never open the door in his pajamas? cause he wouldnt be a copper
10. If 5 dogs kill 5 rats in 5 minutes, how long does it take 15 dogs to kill 15 rats? 15 mins doh! lol
11. In Minnesota, which side of the chickens have more feathers? eh