Women

[Welshy]

right, me and the woman in my life had an argument earlyer, so she got out of my new SR (which is absolutely beautifull by the way:thumb: )
and said go then, f#ck off and il walk home,
so as she requested i drove off, 2 mins later she text me saying "if you would have loved me you wouldent have left me here"
......................................
so i went back and picked her up, drove her all the way home, then she expected me to say sorry, as soon as i refused she acted like nothing happend,
i know im young and inexperienced with women, but im right in thinking shes a bit of a phycho????????
any help on what to do with her as im really getting bord of it. would be much apriciated
she maka me wanna finda differenta birda lol (say in polish/slovakian(sp) accent)

[Spudly]

Thats women for ya mate you will never ever understand them so dont even try otherwise you will end up in a nut house.

If youre getting bored of it then get rid man!

[LEWI007]

Tell her to gtfo and get a woman when your about 50 ;)

thats the way i plan on doing it.

OH.. and get prostitues or drunk woman when you need IT.

Sorted :thumb:

[Welshy]

Tell her to gtfo and get a woman when your about 50 ;)

thats the way i plan on doing it.
yeh but she pays me petrol some times lol
not long now and i probably will end up ina nut house, theres one at the end of my street thinking about it lol

[Gashgusher]

kick her to the kerb

[Welshy]

i cant shell take me to court lol
everyone who says leave her please say so as your decision makes the difference (im on face book now and i mght have found the next mrs. williams lol)

[LEWI007]

My surname is williams aswell lol.

I say ditch her she sounds like a bitch imo and no man needs that in his life lol

[napalm_27]

poke her in the bum that will sort her out lol

[Gashgusher]

poll ftw, sort it out

and FB link to new mrs williams or gtfo lol

[Welshy]

yes but shes young bless, just turned 16,
hears a like to mine so have a look at them all and i garantee, i will if you know what i mean
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?id=686410552&ref=profile
and i dont know how to do polls btw lol

[LEWI007]

The one who is expecting you to say sorry has only turned 16 ?

shes only a year younger than me then ;)

Send her my way ill sort her out lol

[Welshy]

nooooo new ones 16 lol, old ones 17 (and a single mum) < forgot to mention that lol

[LEWI007]

Thats not good, tell her to get like micheal jackson..and BEAT IT lol

[Welshy]

thats an amazing song, must buy it off itunes now lol
some one make a poll for me to wheter or not leave her?? anyone who does will recive a hug if i ever meet you lol

[16v Nova Kev]

:witch: nuff said lol

[Gashgusher]

scrappage scheme for birds should be implemented at once!

[Welshy]

shes just had a message on fb, its right good considering i wrote it lol
'do u really fink its working as it should??? i love you to pices but i cant handle it anymore when you just get out and say il walk then, i just cant, i love you soooooo much aswell, i really need you to think about it babe'
when she replies i dnt know whether to finnish it or not, three word lads.
but pick the right one
Finnish or Keep her

[marc novataken]

whatever ya do, dont finish it on facebook! lol

[Gashgusher]

naaa face to face like a man! theres plenty more MILFs in the sea, and the older ones are usually filthier

[Welshy]

yes but she has a bit of a hard family lol
she would do it on fb, and thats how we got together so is that not right???

[LEWI007]

Well id say finish her, its no good having a kid at that age !

[Welshy]

i strugle too look after myself let alone another human being, for example. mum and dads out tonight, i dont know how to use the cooker, microwave, kettles ok but theres nothing to make with it, so basically, nothing to eat again lol

[AlexW]

LMAO.... That is all.

[marc novataken]

Well id say finish her, its no good having a kid at that age !#

i had a kid at that age im 19 now and got 2 ...

[Jack]

http://www.cre8asiteforums.com/forums/style_emoticons/others/popcorn.gif

lmfao. 17 and has a kid, I assume its yours?

[marc novataken]

i strugle too look after myself let alone another human being, for example. mum and dads out tonight, i dont know how to use the cooker, microwave, kettles ok but theres nothing to make with it, so basically, nothing to eat again lol

i cant really say much, i burnt the kitchen down using a toaster lol

[Welshy]

nope not mine mate
im cleaver see. i use condoms
theres nowt rong with having a kid at that age, but whan shes 17 and the kids 2 then.......

[Welshy]

i cant really say much, i burnt the kitchen down using a toaster lol
cant use them either, infact, i dont think weve even got one lol

[LEWI007]

Having a kid at that age is just throwing your life away before its even started, imo.

[Welshy]

Having a kid at that age is just throwing your life away before its even started, imo.
thats what i think too, i wanna be 27 when i first have a child so i know im grown up enough to take on the responsibility, so are we all saying finish her gentlemen???

[marc novataken]

Having a kid at that age is just throwing your life away before its even started, imo.

quite the opposite tbh, was on a road to nothing til my daughter was born, got clean, got working, packed in all the stupid stuff and gave me something to live for! best thing that ever happened to me

[LEWI007]

Get her finished shes no good ;)

And i dont want kids, might think about it when im about 40 and want to settle down a bit.

im 17 now and i want to live on my own scrapyard in a garage without any girls where i can just work on novas and other stuff into the early hours of the morning

ill get some bitches round every now again though lol

[marc novataken]

sounds like a plan lol

[Welshy]

Get her finished shes no good ;)

And i dont want kids, might think about it when im about 40 and want to settle down a bit.

im 17 now and i want to live on my own scrapyard in a garage without any girls where i can just work on novas and other stuff into the early hours of the morning

ill get some bitches round every now again though lol
give me a job, and if it worked for you it could work for me, having a kid like but i really cant stop doing what i do lol,
im going to finish with her now aswell, shes coming over to mine in her focus lol

[Jack]

TBH at 17 it won't take much to find another lass. Part of me didn't want to be single when I broke up with my last gf about 9 months ago as I couldn't be arsed with the hassle of finding someone else. Turns out I barely went a couple of hours before I had my first proposition, and I've not been without options for a moment since :D

Heck, I'm 27, so an old fart. If I can have a queue, I'm sure it won't take you long to replace her LOL

[Welshy]

haha will when you go gray joking hunny xxx
and im 19 duck, so i go down town lol,
you are right though mr. jack,
il probably get back with my ex Again lol

[LEWI007]

Yep hell of a plan it is. Getting my driving license is stage 1 of the plan lol

welshy - does she know what shes in for ? lol

[Welshy]

Yep hell of a plan it is. Getting my driving license is stage 1 of the plan lol

welshy - does she know what shes in for ? lol
not yet lamo
my ex is proper dull though, no matter how bad i treet her she will always get back with me, anyone got any contacts on fb in rotherham ish area, willing to travel lmao
k regm nova - what do you need a licence for, ive got mine lol

[Dod]

Welshy, you're young and lets face it, between the ages of 17 and 23 women are at their loosest. As for this girl, she does seem to be a bit insecure, and to be honest, if you find insecurity charming, buy a kitten. Women have a way of getting under your skin and changing you into the way that suits them, so I say go and get yourself another girl on a non serious basis, do the same with another girl and then tell your current missus what you're at. She wont like it, but tell her its all her fault and she's driven you to it. Make no contact with her and ingore all her calls and texts. Then after a week of emotional abuse get her to have a 3some with you and the fittest of the other 2 birds but slap her and the other lass in the face a few times and make them call you Daddy. They'll appreciate and respect you for it.

[marc novataken]

Welshy, you're young and lets face it, between the ages of 17 and 23 women are at their loosest. As for this girl, she does seem to be a bit insecure, and to be honest, if you find insecurity charming, buy a kitten. Women have a way of getting under your skin and changing you into the way that suits them, so I say go and get yourself another girl on a non serious basis, do the same with another girl and then tell your current missus what you're at. She wont like it, but tell her its all her fault and she's driven you to it. Make no contact with her and ingore all her calls and texts. Then after a week of emotional abuse get her to have a 3some with you and the fittest of the other 2 birds but slap her and the other lass in the face a few times and make them call you Daddy. They'll appreciate and respect you for it.

lol lol lol :thumb:

[Welshy]

Welshy, you're young and lets face it, between the ages of 17 and 23 women are at their loosest. As for this girl, she does seem to be a bit insecure, and to be honest, if you find insecurity charming, buy a kitten. Women have a way of getting under your skin and changing you into the way that suits them, so I say go and get yourself another girl on a non serious basis, do the same with another girl and then tell your current missus what you're at. She wont like it, but tell her its all her fault and she's driven you to it. Make no contact with her and ingore all her calls and texts. Then after a week of emotional abuse get her to have a 3some with you and the fittest of the other 2 birds but slap her and the other lass in the face a few times and make them call you Daddy. They'll appreciate and respect you for it.


you my friend have enlightend me to the way of the dod
good plan, im doing that now lol

[LEWI007]

Haha Dod i would do that, then after the 3some tell them both to f off lol

welshy, i need my license because i STILL havent got it ffs ! had my first nova when i was 13 and another when i was 16, 17 now nearly 18 and i still havent got it, it really upsets me rofl !

[Dod]

Remember, Slap her. Women are like Dogs but sexier.

[Sloth]

tell that hoe to go. i was seeing a 17 y/o single mum at 18 and she now has 3 kids to ddifferent daddys, and shes 21. btw my nextdoor neighbour has just had a kid. at 15. utter fooked her life up...

[Welshy]

Remember, Slap her. Women are like Dogs but sexier.
omg you should be in the paper, like one of them agony ant thingys lol

[mayhem]

nooooo new ones 16 lol, old ones 17 (and a single mum) < forgot to mention that lol

instant family lol

basicly youre to lazy to f*ck her yourselve:eek:

[Spudly]

omg you should be in the paper, like one of them agony ant thingys lol



Dear doddy lol


I likes it haha, btw dod no return text as i has no credily, normally my texts are free but for some reason its robbing my credily 20p p/text:cry:

[LEWI007]

tell that hoe to go. i was seeing a 17 y/o single mum at 18 and she now has 3 kids to ddifferent daddys, and shes 21. btw my nextdoor neighbour has just had a kid. at 15. utter fooked her life up...

at 15 :eek:

i was still playing gameboy and watching cartoons at that age :D

[Welshy]

at 15 :eek:

i was still playing gameboy and watching cartoons at that age :D
i still do when im not out in the SR lol

[LEWI007]

i still do when im not out in the SR lol

Me too lollol

[Lee]

Your first mistake was going back for her. An ex did that to me years ago, and when she said 'let me the feck out, i'm walking home' I graciously let her. All 6 miles of it.

She never did it again :) I even got an apology. It appears 6 miles is a long time to think about your actions!

[Welshy]

i shudnt have should i........................

[LEWI007]

NO, she was expecting you to come back for her, kinda like she owns you.

[Welshy]

really??????

[LEWI007]

well she was definately expecting you to come back for her, or say no im not letting you out etc..

and i THINK she thinks she kinda owns you, its hard to explain the way they act lol

[Pillar]

poke her in the bum that will sort her out lol make her bleed!! lol

[wizzy]

make her bleed!! lol

lol :eek: :D

[Welshy]

lmao shes asked me if i wanna be with her...........

[Mike]

Should have let her out the car, whilst it was moving........

I dont have time for women like that lol

[Welshy]

she nearly did but i got scaird lol

[skidmarkz]

hehe i drove my x out in the country side where therir is poor mobile signal in the dark n kicked her out :) she was nice for weeks after that :)

[Welshy]

legend lol

[novaguy08]

Unfortunaly mate women will do this to you. they dont really understand that when they tell you to f*ck off you f*ck off to do what they say (peacefull life kinda stuff!) not hang about and continue to argue by the side of the road like a muppet!
All women are like that. well most of them are anywho, my ex certainly was! I just hope she sees the boundry between her fantasy world & the rear world so that she stops telling people lies and lets me see my kids more offten!

[Pillar]

Unfortunaly mate women will do this to you. they dont really understand that when they tell you to f*ck off you f*ck off to do what they say (peacefull life kinda stuff!) not hang about and continue to argue by the side of the road like a muppet!
All women are like that. well most of them are anywho, my ex certainly was! I just hope she sees the boundry between her fantasy world & the rear world so that she stops telling people lies and lets me see my kids more offten! its a ****er when you have kids involved mate :mad: i know that feeling

[novaguy08]

****er it is mate! she now being a right bitch! she using them as pawns so im gettin social services involved at the next court meeting!!

[Welshy]

thats ott if you ask me, my ddads son and daughter was used like this, my sepb brother and sister, i only met them for the first time 2 years ago, we have an amazing bond, but now i live so far away from them i never see them its w*nk

[novaguy08]

its worse when theyre you kids mate, rips me to shreds every time I have to take them home, like several kicks to the pods from jonny wilkinson!

[Welshy]

i can see where your coming from, ant atm my broters in the same boat so i know all about it if i had my own way though..........

[marc novataken]

mate i have 2 kids of my own, i cant imagine how it must feel to go through what youre going through, i really hope it gets sorted out for ya

[novaguy08]

like i said marc, like being kicked in the pods but im getting through it, im hoping i might have a serious result through courts soon!

[Welshy]

hope it goes well for you mate, if u need owt duin tho, p.m me, i dnt mean anything bad either
if you need anything just giv us a shout, i aint got nowt to do anymore,
btw, i think ive made one hell of a mistake

[novaguy08]

thanks matey :D

[Welshy]

im hear to help anyone mate, namater whare they live nomaterwhat

[Dar]

Say bye bye to the nutter and find a beast.

[Welshy]

shes gone now,

[Dar]

woohoo!

[Welshy]

aiiiii
free and single,
what can i do now tho, awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww w
im bord now lol

[dougie_boi]

dont worry its nearly friday so on friday night go out to the pub/club find some drunk midden to go home with you and relieve some tension lol then you will be good as new lol

[djbrowney]

when you find the man with no hole in his ar#se please direct him our way because he is the only man that will ever understand a woman !!!

f##k them and chuck them ftw :thumb:

[~~joycey~~]

Sounds like she needs a falcon punch to the **** to me :D

[Tomm]

why my friend.

After may years with my patner ihave learnt a very important way of winning.

Just say yes. Whatever they say reply with a yes or ok! They will soon come back with "you dont mean that!" then you really can make out they are going crazy!

Personaly if That was me and my miss's and she text me saying that i would reply with "and how ****ing long has it taken you to figue that!"

i often get "you love that car more than me!"

i simply reply with "yeh the car doesnt answer back!"

[brainsnova]

or you can say my car does'nt need plenty make up to look that good lol

[Jack]

i often get "you love that car more than me!"
My ex used to say that (about the Celica).

I just replied with "And you love it more than me". Which was true.

That used to shut her up lol

[Dod]

i often get "you love that car more than me!"

i simply reply with "yeh the car doesnt answer back!"


Women are everywhere but Novas arent as easy to find. THink about whats rarer, treats you better and makes you happiest. Then dump her and stick with the car.

[Welshy]

Women are everywhere but Novas arent as easy to find. THink about whats rarer, treats you better and makes you happiest. Then dump her and stick with the car.
have you seen my new nova????
onece in a lifetime opertuninty to own it, and shes text me thismorning and said its the cars reason we split up

[dougie_boi]

typical woman trying to pass the buck lol. its the cars fault pmsl

[Lauren]

LOL - she's not a psycho, just a typical woman.

If it's a regular thing, get rid. :thumb:

[dougie_boi]

LOL - she's not a psycho, just a typical woman.

If it's a regular thing, get rid. :thumb: well said lol specially because your a woman +rep

[Welshy]

LOL - she's not a psycho, just a typical woman.

If it's a regular thing, get rid. :thumb:
ive been single for a night now.... im proper bord, no 1 to talk to anymore lol
and rep+ :thumb:

[Allie_Ox]

this post made me laugh so much ;)

[Allie_Ox]

LOL - she's not a psycho, just a typical woman.

If it's a regular thing, get rid. :thumb:


agreed :)

[mayhem]

ive been single for a night now.... im proper bord, no 1 to talk to anymore lol


FAIL. never get rid of youre old shoe's before you've bought new ones.