pussy licking

[General Baxter]

why does my cat like to lick plastic bags ?

[skidmarkz]

Lmfao + rep

[General Baxter]

i dont want rep, i want answers, also, it only licks my hiar when it full of oil, i go for a shower he will just bite my nose lol

[skidmarkz]

strange!

my cat bit my misses nose last night.. oh yeah she was asleep so i put a bit of ham on it :thumb: hehehe

[Pistol Pete]

lol my cats love to play in plastic bags!!! As for licking them, no idea. One of them also licks my hair!!

[mowgli]

lol my cats love to play in plastic bags!!! As for licking them, no idea. One of them also licks my hair!!

pete is onto something there.... lace the bag with some munchies, and a small house brick, when the cat enters, tie it up & you have an instant toy submarine suitable for use on the local canal..

[Dod]

My cat clogged and caused power loss, I unbolted it, poked the cone through and that sorted it.

[mowgli]

My cat clogged and caused power loss, I unbolted it, poked the cone through and that sorted it.

you gave your cat an ice cream???????

[Dod]

lol

Imagine a Clogged cat being bolted and poked with an Ice Cream.

[jimbob-mcgrew]

lol

[craig green]

Our pussy used to do the same. grown out of it now though (or forgotten)

I liked to think it was some sort of feline LSD & he got a buzz out of it.

[General Baxter]

if we give him cat nip its so funny, he just runs into doors and walls lol

[Smurf-Xx]

Get a lazer pen and get the cat to chase it, its hilarious especially when then run up the walls and do a backflip :)

[Jack]

lol my cats love to play in plastic bags!!!
Mine does too, but its sh!t scared of the noise of rustling bags. So it jumps on the bag, defecates itself with fear whilst jumping 6 foot in the air, then runs down the garden at 400mph

[wwmnw]

You're all gay :( German Shepherds are where its at, Just looks a bit odd walking a semi naked German man on a lead.

[jimbob-mcgrew]

the gimp ?

[Tidy Max]

bring out the gimp!

i love pokin cats me :)

my mates cat attacks newpapers, if you open up the newspaper it spends about 20 minutes stealthing up to you, then just claws straight through the middle, its bloody terrifying!

[jimbob-mcgrew]

haha great, would love to see that, sounds like a stealthy version of freddie krueger, just without the intestines and craziness lol

[skidmarkz]

if we give him cat nip its so funny, he just runs into doors and walls lol

my cat dribbles and runs around into walls n doors too, put a fcuk load in a sock and give it to him... omg funny as/...

[kelbelle]

My cat used to lick my dads armpit, probably the salty taste and my other cat used to lick my feet lol