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Gashgusher
03-06-09, 06:36 PM
This is just Unbelievable!!!!!!!!!

It has just hit the news that Hull have been charged with fielding an
unregistered player at the end of January '09.
Apparently when they signed Kamil Zayatte from Young Boys for £2.5M on
23 January this year, there had been some irregularities with the
transfer and he was not formerly registered when Hull drew 2-2 with West
Brom. West Brom have been awarded 3 points for that game instead of 1
but it has made no difference to them, they are still relegated.

However Hull have been stripped of their point, which puts them on the
same points as Newcastle but with a poorer goal difference.
Newcastle have complained immediately and if our claim is upheld, Hull
will be relegated retrospectively and the Toon will stay up!

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Carlsberg don't do e-mails for delusional Geordies but if they did this
would probably be the best e-mail in the world

AlexW
03-06-09, 06:40 PM
lol

Sloth
03-06-09, 06:48 PM
you basturd, im a hull supporter, and just shat meself!!!! well done for an epic wind up. reppage on its way!

onlyangelzfall
03-06-09, 07:45 PM
awwww :( getting our hopes up for a second LOL lol

wwmnw
03-06-09, 07:52 PM
Read the first few lines and realised it was a joke as Newcastle are ****e, Cant kick a ball straight went down and will never come back up. Just like what the fans should do to Shearer stick his head under water and not let it back up.

Pillar
03-06-09, 08:35 PM
i got well excited then, you ******* :(

Edd
03-06-09, 08:38 PM
THE MIGHTY TOON WILL BE PROMOTED NEXT SEASON.:thumb::thumb::thumb:.

Shearer will come good.

..... got abit excited reading the first few lines tho.:(.

wwmnw
03-06-09, 08:42 PM
THE TOON WILL NOT BE PROMOTED NEXT SEASON.:thumb::thumb::thumb:.

Shearer will die and it will be a happy ending

Edited for you mate. No thanks required ;):p

blue_peg_16v
03-06-09, 08:58 PM
hehe gona use that at work tomorrow lol

Sloth
03-06-09, 09:13 PM
hahahhahhaha, the only promotion is shearer to mc d's to flip burgers. your selling your players, and ashley is pulling funding, and your banks have cut ya overdraft in half. your screwed. deja vu with leeds utd??

rednova
04-06-09, 12:15 AM
good one i was concerned there for a second - oh how i laughed at the hard blokes crying down the local!!!

L14MNP
04-06-09, 12:39 PM
THE MIGHTY TOON WILL BE PROMOTED NEXT SEASON.:thumb::thumb::thumb:.

Shearer will come good.

LMAO! No chance!
http://www.sparkster.net/images/relegation_lufc.jpg
'Doing a Leeds' is shortly to be renamed! :D

FTM!

Pillar
06-06-09, 01:36 AM
+rep........as i phoned everyone bragging then got made out to be a tit when scrolled down :( not impressed

Pillar
06-06-09, 01:38 AM
LMAO! No chance!
http://www.sparkster.net/images/relegation_lufc.jpg
'Doing a Leeds' is shortly to be renamed! :D

FTM! no chance :)

wwmnw
06-06-09, 01:55 AM
+rep........as i phoned everyone bragging then got made out to be a tit when scrolled down :( not impressed


lollollollollollol How ****ing gutted lollollollollollollol

Rep for that you **** :p

dave.gsi
07-06-09, 07:21 PM
shearer's off to west brom if you believe the papers today.........

don't blame him to be honest, newcastle are on a one way course to league 1 lol

L14MNP
07-06-09, 08:52 PM
shearer's off to west brom if you believe the papers today.........

don't blame him to be honest, newcastle are on a one way course to league 1 lol

Plus rep for truth!

The WBA info in the NOTW made me laugh mind. Who wants a manager that has won once out of a massive eight games in charge? lol

I know it's not his squad at the scum etc etc. but the fact Mary Poppins was arrogant enough to think he could just waltz in and turn things around is awesome lol

I hope he stays though and the great unwashed keep their third messiah lol As they aint gona be heading anyway but the right way (from an SAFC fan's POV) with him at the helm lol :thumb:

Riggy
08-06-09, 11:06 AM
Pmsl

dj_wudgey
08-06-09, 11:10 AM
ha ha f*cking class mate im going to send that to my pal he will be well wounded when it gets to the end!! thats a good one though dude!!