My Letter From the Police

[Chris LR]

http://www.novaload.net/forums/album_view.php?id=277

I have been informed that my car is at risk from theft :o


if you leave your vehicle insecure or in a vulnerable situation, you risk the theft of the vehicle itself or belongings

West Midlands Police, They learn new things every year. :lol:

[Mel]

:roll: they've finally caught on then :lol:

[Tazzy]

LOL, west midlands police do have some brain cells then...

[wisewood]

You gotta be jokin right?
They never actually sent that out to everyone...

Christ!!!

[d0gz_bollox]

They dont care about the crime, its just a We know who you are, what you drive and where you live letter.

[Stuart]

lmao @dogz. they know all that anyway!

the police need extra funding so theyare trying to "improve" things so that el presidenty bleur gives them it. this is one smarmy way of saying that theyve taken steps to reduce car crime, without doing anything at all lol

[Chris LR]

The funny thing is that it's impossible to steal my car at the moment,

I've got this new immobiliser, It's called....

'Head Gaskets gone, so I took the battery off'

No, Wisewood, my Brother got one, he drives a 92' Astra.

[Mel]

:lol: lol, at least they can try and steal it

[mikeoxford]

lmao @dogz. they know all that anyway!

the police need extra funding so theyare trying to "improve" things so that el presidenty bleur gives them it. this is one smarmy way of saying that theyve taken steps to reduce car crime, without doing anything at all lol

quite right! one simple mail merge from one list of addys and bingo!

i havent had one yet..................

[Chris LR]

I got mine from Wolvo Police, dunno if they've got enough paper to do everyone.

[Nova_Tek]

well at least in da midlands u get dis!

In london dey tell u it once dey find ur car jacked and stripped 10 miles from your home!

And dey most prob keepin an eye on ya

Dey no wot car u drive :twisted:

WATCH OUT :lol:

[Stuart]

^^^ can anyone do a translation to english for the rest of us please??

[Alex]

erm no :lol:

[wisewood]

well at least in da midlands u get dis!

In london dey tell u it once dey find ur car jacked and stripped 10 miles from your home!

And dey most prob keepin an eye on ya

Dey no wot car u drive

WATCH OUT


Roughly translates to...


Well at least in the midlands you get this!
In London they tell you this once they have found your car after it being stolen and stripped, around 10 miles from your home.

They are most likely just keeping an eye on you.

They are aware of the car you drive.

BEWARE

[Alex]

Tally ho
what what
chocks away
arf arf
where is my spitfire
:o

[wisewood]

Alex, do you actually have a spitfire???

or are you refering to that "grey" nova?

[Alex]

http://www.kwsurplus.com/spitfire.jpg

Me in my spitfire

[wisewood]

you must be sat on a cushion then, you aint that tall :D

[Alex]

Cushion? Booster seat mate. They have grab handles
:lol:

[wisewood]

So do i but i wouldnt want you sitting on me. :lol:

and if you were on a booster seat how you reach the pedals for the flaps?

[Alex]

using a combination of sticks and my third leg :wink:

[Chris LR]

If u read the letter mate, you will see that they say they know that I drive a Vauxhall, so they must know what it is. (1389cc Nova)