--Novaload Ninja Squad--

[Fester]

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TQD8AlUXZI*PdC9hW4q3JXe5MnHZ0IksWxrRP5cpdLVpfaG9T Xlkeg4miTlonWBWpMDZYscxytLyC0LxjA5BDNNQLUWgwUUxbGW oRDBfFPM6g4S5NLX7AA/Fester-Ninja.JPG?dc=4675408000765640764


:x

[Ben (lurk75)]

this just gets worse :o

[Tazzy]

lol, you lot are utter mad!

[Chris LR]

And who told you to become a Ninja?

[Ian]

and who told kev?

[Chris LR]

The Kung-Fu Hamster?

[kevw]

http://www.kevw.com/stuff/ninja.jpg


hohoho

[Anton]

ive turned out like a shepeard like taliban woman rather than a ninja lol :roll:

[Fester]

simply follow my lead step by step daniel san and you too can achieve full enlightenment and attain full eastern promise power. your western mind lets you down

[Anton]

I will try...

I also kinda look like an egyption (spelling) belly dancer

[kevw]

lmao

[ade]

Antons is absolute class - I remember when the shepards clan was formed.

Gotta find my digital camera

BANZI!

8)

[fcuk!]

lmao @ this post!!

[Anton]

cheers ade, was about 2 change it for a proper ninja type 1, but now i reckon i will keep it

now all i gotta do is learn some belly dancing moves :lol:

[Nova_Girl_SR]

Sorry but fester wins sexiest ninja award hands down!i mean the style of that man!!! :lol:

[fcuk!]

lol - im still laughing at antons one! :lol:

[Anton]

lol - im still laughing at antons one! :lol:

want a belly dance?

?5 for the first minute, ?8.25 for any additional minutes

[Nova_Girl_SR]

mmm, he does look like bin laden on crack or summat lol!

[fcuk!]

anyone else gonna post up pics?[/quote]

[Ian]

i am actually the master and taught kev, here is a step by step guide.

http://www.utopiadevil.com/portfolio/images/ninjalesson.jpg

[Ian]

lol that is not me, a master can never reveal his identity, so i used a dispensible model.

[Tilly]

christmas tree still up to

[Chris LR]

Why do I keep thinking of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

[Fester]

lol i copied step by step

[Anton]

gonna re do mine now

[fcuk!]

nah leave it like that anton, it's the best one there! lol :lol:

[Anton]

someone said i looked like an arab style god with the orange wallpaper lol

[Chris LR]

More like 'cartoon' style desert.

I'm expecting the road runner to run past.

[locky]

Evrybody was kung-fu fighting....................................
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[Anton]

More like 'cartoon' style desert.

I'm expecting the road runner to run past.

beep beep

Sub Sticky, you want a belly dance?

[fcuk!]

rudeboy ninja. lol

[locky]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

[wisewood]

wisewood digs out his old ninja outfit from back in the day...
i am
Wep-Tile

http://www2.novaload.net/files/wisewood/1.jpghttp://www2.novaload.net/files/wisewood/2.jpg
http://www2.novaload.net/files/wisewood/3.jpghttp://www2.novaload.net/files/wisewood/4.jpg

[Anton]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ninjaaaaaaaa belly dancerrrr

pay for front get back done free

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Fester]

waaaaa huh hahha ur wa woooooooo a

[Anton]

fine arabian belly dancer

damn fine! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa huuu aghhh *flash* uhhhhh waaaaaa

[Fester]

:x my meditation ritual consists of lying on my side for several hours with my eyes closed - i normally stay awake but i choose to do this

[linzTDI]

my god.....
what are yous up to now!
whatever next yous nutters

[Chris LR]

Try this

http://babelfish.altavista.com/babelfish/urltrurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.novaload.net&lp=en_ja&tt=url

[wisewood]

nutters - no we are ninja'

:lol:
I dunno... it's micky's baby but very cool idea i think :D

[Anton]

my god.....
what are yous up to now!
whatever next yous nutters

want a belly dance?

[Chris LR]

want a beer belly dance?

:lol:

[Tilly]

women allowed in the n-n-s?

[wisewood]

I personally think it would be fantastic to have some female members of the N-N-S...

Get your face wrapped up and get a pic or two taken Tilly.

[Tilly]

i'll have a go tonight. Better get confirmation of micky

[wisewood]

Here's a little preview of what you could look like... :lol:
aint microsoft paint brilliant lmfao.

http://www2.novaload.net/files/wisewood/tillyninja.jpg

[wisewood]

lmfao - I didnt know kev actually came up with the idea.
I must send an email to him immediately and tell him he is rapidly becoming mentally irregular and warn him of the pit falls of setting up cult groups.

[Anton]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ninjaaaaaaaaa

http://www.novaload.net/forums/album_see.php?id=275

[Tazzy]

lol, i do fear other road users!

if ever they cause you grievence, you shall kung foo their a$$!

5 ninjas in 5 novas, watch out s*xo boys!

[wisewood]

lmfao@mickys new sleeping habbits... the missus confused much by this mate? :lol:


I have discovered that polishing your weapon before bed sends you into a deep sleep and you do not wake up until morning.

[Chris LR]

first one was beta

[Anton]

someone think of a mortal combat style ninja name 4 me

[Chris LR]

Hanton

[wisewood]

Liu Anton Kang

[Chris LR]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaanton, just a bit shorter

[wisewood]

Han in an eastern name isn't it.... lol.



Ant Chan

[wisewood]

or simply call him "grasshopper"

[Anton]

need a name :cry:

[Chris LR]

Ant-Chop

[wisewood]

well if we already have an kang, what about Ant Lee ?? lol

[Chris LR]

http://musicgreetings.mp3.com/createcard?task=display&imageid=241

[wisewood]

www.stickdeath.com - forgot all about that stuff. :lol:

[MattyWoo]

I give you...... NinjaWoo

http://www.novaload.net/forums/album_see.php?id=276

[locky]

LMFAO @ ninja woo!

http://www.kungpowmovie.com/

Iv learned all my ninja skills by watching this film i have used the hamster nunchucks, as sub-sticky has used the hog!

How about Antwaaaaan?

[kevw]

lol @ all this

[Cara]

ROFL at these posts i wanna be a ninja :lol: :lol:

[Cara]

http://www.novaload.net/forums/album_see.php?id=279

waaaaaaaaaaaa

[kevw]

lmfao @ cara

[Cara]

look like a taliban

[Slatter]

ive done some pics but im too tired to upload em to here.

Please could someone get them on here ???? they are in the album at the moment

Cheers

Slatter

**edit wisewood**
too lazy too...
http://www.novaload.net/forums/album.php

[Tazzy]

what bout Han San?

[linzTDI]

thought it may have been you mickey starting things like this lmao.

[Tilly]

slatter looks brill

[wisewood]

If you ask me Slatter has jsut made teh rest of us look bad... lol.
We must all try harder.

[wisewood]

Why do i get the feeling micky will hire a proper 5th century ninja outfit for a phot shoot :lol:

[Cara]

my ninja name is kamikazi CAWAAAAAAAAAA

[locky]

lmao, Kamikazi Cawaaaaaaaa,
welcome 2 the clan
As for females bein in the ninja squad, we all have unknown identities, so no1 knows if wer male or female!
Waaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

[Chris LR]

:arrow: Newest Ninja Needs Name :lol:

[wisewood]

Thats what I said to him in a PM last night when he showed me... :lol:

[Tilly]

u must remember those potato head things when u grow there haire with grass seed looks like 1 of them :lol:

[wisewood]

hahhahahaahhahaha

Yeah it does... it really does. :lol:


Chris - whats it a pic of anyway?

[Alex]

can I join I know I am late, but I have my own numchucks :D

[wisewood]

yeah but they are pretend... i have some real ones somewhere...
Hid them years ago from my mum in the attic i think. :lol:

[Alex]

actually saying that. I do have some real ones. Bought them in Italy years ago. Fucking very dangerous. You can break bones with them (as my little brother almost found out once :lol: )

[Freak]

wwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

http://www.novaload.net/forums/album_see.php?id=287

FreakNiiiiiiiiiiiiiinja.

Crouching tiger-touching cloth.

[wisewood]

LMFAO @ crouching tiger touching cloth.






and yes alex they are much more difficult than you'd think aren't they....
tehy are also much more solid than i had expected them to be, then again, no point them being made of foam is there :lol:

[Chris LR]

In my defence, It was late and I didn't use a Camara.

[Tazzy]

lol, i guess who all know what Ninjas and Samurias?

A ninja was a member of a class of 14th-century Japanese mercenary agents who were trained in the martial arts and hired for covert operations such as assassination and sabotage!

A samurai was a bodyguard to their masters, The Japanese feudal military aristocracy. A professional warrior belonging to this class!

A ronin was under the feudal system, a samurai who had renounced his clan or who had been discharged or ostracized and had become a wanderer without a lord; an outcast; an outlaw, basically, a guy that that failed in his mission to protect his master as his master died!

lol!

[wisewood]

Well as the Ronin are the ones who had failed to protect their master yuo can rule them out for a start.

The Samuri - well you seen them swords... would you mess with one of those blokes? I think not...

However, ninja are basically as was said assassins - meaning they have to be very good at things like stealth, cunning and hand to hand contact... and of course not to forget killing with an array of weapons from daggers to poisoned darts :D

Personally i would rather not fight a 14th century ninja or samuri... it would just be madness.

[Alex]

I got a ninja star we can add to our armoury.

Did you know that female ninjas were trained in the art of seduction :o How can you teach someone this?

[wisewood]

Similar to the way they teach lap dancers probably :lol:

[Cara]

the art of seduction is very complictaed only us female ninja's know its 2 hard 2 teach u 'males' 8)

[wisewood]

Well people often call me a big girl, would you teach me? :lol:

[Cara]

then id be givin a womans biggest secret away course i wont teach u

[wisewood]

Well if you ask me that's just mean :(

[Anton]

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaa

[Chris LR]

What a slag /\

[Anton]

What a slag /\

at least i didnt look like a stoned mummy

[Chris LR]

At least I don't slow down the running of Novaload.

[Tazzy]

lol, a man need to know the art of seduction as well!

think about it!

all we have is those cheesy chat up lines that havent worked since the 70s!

what if a amale ninja needs to seduce a woman as killing her could be lethel!

us guys cant rely on the chat ups!

i think we need a woman to tell us how to 'pull!' lol

[wisewood]

well I don't think it was wep-tile you told mate - but you excluded me now so i aint playing :lol:



BUT i will venture forth and discover the answer anyway. :lol:

[wisewood]

You know you really should have chosen this one micky... would have made much more sense. :D

http://www2.novaload.net/files/wisewood/nova.jpg

[wisewood]

The one i just put up is the symbol for NOVA.
... dunno if i am on the same site... but looks like it probably is.

Was the site you were on using green and brown for the symbols?

[wisewood]

I have discovered the meaning of your symbol micky... not gonna say anything though will let other people have a pop at it first and see if anyone else has enuogh commitment to search through hundreds of symbols to find the right one :lol:

Will PM you with the answer so you know i got it. :D

[wisewood]

Well the time is now around 11:45, been at work almost three hours - time to start work i think...

although... it will be my lunch break at 1pm so i might as well wait until after that i suppose. :D I only have about 45mins work to do today :lol: i love this job, gonna be horrible when they put me back in my own job again.

[Tilly]

in the english language for wisewood is
L.A.Z.Y

[Chris LR]

No he's been a busy boy today.

[wisewood]

I have been very busy, I have not done much actual work but i have added a new admin feature to TCoT for me to use behind the scenes, spent about 90 minutes finding the meaning of that Chinese Symbol, and looked through the features for a car with the magnex oval exhaust for someone, but not found one yet.

:lol:
It's not my fault this job is really quiet with nothing to do.

[Chris LR]

Just think of all the effot he put into that.

My Car doesn't have the exhaust your looking for :wink:

[Fester]

Kung Festu has been busy lately what with Iraq an all that. Blair has consulted the NNS and we may be needed

[Anton]

may be of interest

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=135&item=3207015814

ninjaaaaaaaaaa

[Chris LR]

Which reminds me about the sword attack near Wolvo recently.

1 Finger lost, lol.

[Freak]

BEWARE!

http://www.slowchildrenplaying.com/ftp/beaver.jpg

Beware the Ninja beavers!

[Chris LR]

http://www.allthingsmilitary.co.uk/ishop/800/shopscr1465.html

Not bad Value...

[Tilly]

one of our local politicians was killed with a samurai sword :o

[wisewood]

You're jokin... when was this??

[Tazzy]

lol, everyone must be on the herbs and spices!

[Cara]

not me 8) micky is tho :roll:

[wisewood]

naaaaaaaa - micky's on the biscuits :lol:

[Tazzy]

lol, ill stick with the jaffa cakes, full of energy, i spose thats why im still posting at 1:50 on a weekday morning!

all Ninjas needs their energy food!

anyone for a curry?

[Tilly]

Micky what u got planned then im still waiting to c it (not the hedghog) ty

[Fester]

consider this a grave warning

[whitey]

Im in if i can be a member!

Name =

Ninwhitesuey

[Tilly]

Thank god i never signed up as 1

God save my gracious queen

[wisewood]

you still recruiting hogs micky? :lol:

[frillip]

my god like its still going :|

[wisewood]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MICKY!!!

dotn do it...

[Tilly]

ive seen them ALL already lol

[wisewood]

youve seen everyones hedgehogs????
when did this happen?

you aint seen mine... have you??

:lol:

[wisewood]

i will get a pic taken as soon as nobody is in the room with me and the cam at the time :lol:

[Tilly]

ive seen them ALL already lol

ive seen the ones due to go up is what i meant

[wisewood]

aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh - :lol: had me confused then i thought you had some sort of secret way to see our tackle.