Epic fail by me

[BIGS]

Are nextdoor neighbor is selling his house, And about 30mins ago people came to look at the house that was very rough chavy looking. And very commen like ( ear bey ) type of talking and becasue we dont want people like that i thought id tinker on the car. you know rev it abit put the music loud bass on full ect. Then i heard the girl say " Oh i like a man that works on his cars " **** that didnt work maybe the music isnt loud enough. Hmm maybe not they like the style of music :mad:


I really hope they dont move in. Anyone got any other idea's of how to make people not want to move into a area :confused:

[Stanley]

Walk around naked weilding a blood stained axe.

[BIGS]

lol pmsl I could do but ive got no axe

[Jack]

Exclaim "Oh, new neighbours! I must get you a welcoming gift!" then proceed to squat on their doorstep and lay out a wee jobber.

[edit] btw, was the girl hot? lol

[Stanley]

Dress up in a black and white striped jumper and creep around the neighbour on the opposite sides garden with a bag marked 'swag'?

[BIGS]

Exclaim "Oh, new neighbours! I must get you a welcoming gift!" then proceed to squat on their doorstep and lay out a wee jobber.

[edit] btw, was the girl hot? lol

lol I was waiting for that. Not really rough looking not my type. I wouldnt stick it in her anyway

Hmm if they do move in thats my drunk exsuess done :D

[BIGS]

Dress up in a black and white striped jumper and creep around the neighbour on the opposite sides garden with a bag marked 'swag'?

lol Why dont you post more often!

[Stanley]

I really dont know? lol

[dougie_boi]

walk about dressed like a trannie start biting trees and cutting your grass with a pair of scissors lol then they will think you have lost the plot and hopefully not move in lol

[wwmnw]

Or if they move in you could just deal with it, Don't judge a book by its cover, Makes you look like a snobby ****.

[Stanley]

Or if they move in you could just deal with it, Don't judge a book by its cover, Makes you look like a snobby ****.

Ahh but wheres the fun in that? Plus it makes for interesting reading on here!lol

[BIGS]

Or if they move in you could just deal with it, Don't judge a book by its cover, Makes you look like a snobby ****.

Its a very nice area at the moment. Im not going to take that risk of making it any different. What about if we want to sell and they are like that! I couldnt give two ****s if i look a snobby ****. You think a snobby person would have three Nova's !

[wwmnw]

Ahh but wheres the fun in that? Plus it makes for interesting reading on here!lol

Well if they do turn out to be charva cunts there was a law passed not long ago where the government made it legal to kill scumbag charva's in any meens necessary :thumb:

[BIGS]

walk about dressed like a trannie start biting trees and cutting your grass with a pair of scissors lol then they will think you have lost the plot and hopefully not move in lol


lol I have done that before. Cut the grass with scissors that is lol

[Stanley]

Park three Novas on your drive and randomly break/fix them while theyre in bits! Oh wait.............

[dougie_boi]

lol I have done that before. Cut the grass with scissors that is lol
pmsl was it a case of needs must mate lol

[BIGS]

pmsl was it a case of needs must mate lol

Something like that. It was wet so sod if i was getting a shock. so scissors it was lol

[dougie_boi]

petrol lawnmower ftw lol

[BIGS]

petrol lawnmower ftw lol

I couldnt handle it :( lol

[AlexW]

lol If they move in, the day they move in have a massive party, park all the cars on the road blocking there drive, then continue to piss them off by throwing empty glasses/bottles over there fence :D

[BIGS]

lol If they move in, the day they move in have a massive party, park all the cars on the road blocking there drive, then continue to piss them off by throwing empty glasses/bottles over there fence :D

Then there think were celebrating them moving in lol

[AlexW]

lol Maybe, piss them off like **** and when the move out have a big party lol

[dougie_boi]

I couldnt handle it :( lol
+rep for that lol

[skidmarkz]

just arrange a nova meet at ur house, im sure we can block the road with more bass than the ministry of sound, get plunky and draper up to their drunk state and let loose on the daughters, problem solved but im sure you will be hated afterwards :)

failing that call the police when they have a viewing and just start rowing with em :P

[Pistol Pete]

Or become a squatter? In the house not on the front door step aka Mr Whippy style lol

[BIGS]

just arrange a nova meet at ur house, im sure we can block the road with more bass than the ministry of sound, get plunky and draper up to their drunk state and let loose on the daughters, problem solved but im sure you will be hated afterwards :)

failing that call the police when they have a viewing and just start rowing with em :P

We are ment to have a plymouth meet one day. Well i think Jack wants to see the plymouth girls lol

[BIGS]

Or become a squatter? In the house not on the front door step aka Mr Whippy style lol

lol

[skidmarkz]

get a BBQ going and ill even come from kent to join in lol

[stupot89]

just arrange a nova meet at ur house, im sure we can block the road with more bass than the ministry of sound, get plunky and draper up to their drunk state and let loose on the daughters, problem solved but im sure you will be hated afterwards :)

failing that call the police when they have a viewing and just start rowing with em :P

i'd come down

[BIGS]

Right then thats sorted then. Big bbq followed by a night in plymouth with slutty girls lol

[AlexW]

Done! I wont make it tho lol My car would fall to bits and end in a cloud of smooke.

[Jack]

Well i think Jack wants to see the plymouth girls lol
I want names, numbers and pictures. On application forms. :)

[Southie]

Is the PNG National day moving to Bigs house this year then? lol

[draper]

We are ment to have a plymouth meet one day. Well i think Jack wants to see the plymouth girls lol


and me and me and me and me

although ive seen vids of a few plymouth birds on my navy mates phone ;)

[BIGS]

and me and me and me and me

although ive seen vids of a few plymouth birds on my navy mates phone ;)

lol It wont of been them. it would of been there piss flaps i can imagine

[jimbob-mcgrew]

Walk around naked weilding a blood stained axe.

hehehe

[Hobbit]

lol pmsl I could do but ive got no axe

You can borrow my massive brave heart style sword if you like. :thumb:

[BIGS]

You can borrow my massive brave heart style sword if you like. :thumb:

Oh that would do nicely :D

[Hobbit]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p72/wiggardywoo/044-1.jpg

Should work...

[Hobbit]

Omg, Dodgy carpet, picture of a Nova, copy of the sun, I look like such a ****ing chav. lol

[BIGS]

**** your not joking either. thats huge :eek:

[Hobbit]

Why thank you :) Is ****ing heavy too.

[draper]

somewhere in cornwall a dodgy 80s pub is missing its carpet lol

[Hobbit]

lol its a rental, but it is pretty good at hiding stains...

[Pistol Pete]

Omg, Dodgy carpet, picture of a Nova, copy of the sun, I look like such a ****ing chav. lol

And a tiger behind a guard. Good thing to. They has sharp teeth!

[djbrowney]

you dont want chav's moving in next door :tard:

so you act like one when they come to view the house lol

[Hobbit]

And a tiger behind a guard. Good thing to. They has sharp teeth!

tiger? i think you'll find its the one and only tigger!

[BIGS]

you dont want chav's moving in next door :tard:

so you act like one when they come to view the house lol


They wernt chavs they were chavy looking and very rough. Like the dingles on emerdale not that i watch it

[muzzy]

The flat about the mother in laws has just sold, i hope the new people dont mind the whole place being taken over with crap cars lol

[mayhem]

Omg, Dodgy carpet, picture of a Nova, copy of the sun, I look like such a ****ing chav. lol

so... youre bigs new neighbour?

when is the plymouth bbq :D i'm probadly in the 'area' this summer (ok, bournemouth, but in my case, thats in the area)

[BIGS]

Well here is a link to a few girls i could get to come out

http://www.pngclub.com/forum/showthread.php?t=113989&highlight=facebook

Since then ive met more dirty sluts :D

[stupot89]

so... youre bigs new neighbour?

when is the plymouth bbq :D i'm probadly in the 'area' this summer (ok, bournemouth, but in my case, thats in the area)

if its happenin in august i will defo be there as i will be in newquay on hols then:)

[CoolTiger]

all u had to do car in 1st though hedge almost knocking them over and say ffs second time this week

[mayhem]

Well here is a link to a few girls i could get to come out

http://www.pngclub.com/forum/showthread.php?t=113989&highlight=facebook

Since then ive met more dirty sluts :D

i have no acces to that:cry:

[BIGS]

all u had to do car in 1st though hedge almost knocking them over and say ffs second time this week

Just lol ,im crying with laughter here


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