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kelbelle
06-05-09, 10:23 PM
Does anyone know why Jack is called Razorjack?
Thanks :thumb:
Cos he stabbed roadknight76 with a razor and created a jack/razor hybrid lol
last time i saw him, he had a peter sutcliffe style beard...........
Saloony
06-05-09, 10:27 PM
Be carefull. theres always something 'in' Jack lol
Be carefull. theres always something 'in' Jack lol
Big Terry?
kelbelle
06-05-09, 10:35 PM
3rd reply turned it to sex
3rd reply turned it to sex
And youre surprised?
When big Terry does it its not like sex, more like a bear attck in the woods.
last time i saw him, he had a peter sutcliffe style beard...........
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol I had tears in my eyes when i read that.
I think it's because he shaves his ring. Ouch, must itch lol
I think it's because he shaves his ring. Ouch, must itch lol
Itching would be low on the worring scale.lol
hands up all who've been touched by jack in the broom cupboard?
Pistol Pete
06-05-09, 10:43 PM
I think it's because he shaves his ring. Ouch, must itch lol
I'm having flashbacks of one man, one......lol
hands up all who've been touched by jack in the broom cupboard?
No such luck!
He tried putting his broom my erm... cupboard?! lol
Pistol Pete
06-05-09, 10:44 PM
lol
Excuse me!
I've only bedded one person off here.
...two. Three.
Four.
They were all female before you ask.
dressed as a fem at the time doesnt count
Does anyone know why Jack is called Razorjack?
Thanks :thumb:
Becuase he carries a blade. Simple really.
Its like the Episode of Only Fools & Horses when Rodney asks Del why Trigger is called Trigger.
Excuse me!
I've only bedded one person off here.
...two. Three.
Four.
They were all female before you ask.
Maybe so, but you know you'd love to wedge your broom there ;)
dressed as a fem at the time doesnt count
If it did, the count would no doubt rise lol
Lynz, stop it :p what makes you think I would? lol
kelbelle
06-05-09, 10:52 PM
He told me he didnt carry a razor
I think maybe he is razor quick in bed lol Billy Fastest Shot in the West lol
He denies it of course
Lynz, stop it :p what makes you think I would? lol
You must be ghey if you wouldnt Jack :thumb:
It's because of his Razor sharp wit
You love baps and buns :p Although up here, they're called barm cakes.
kelbelle
06-05-09, 10:55 PM
I did wonder if that was it Dar
I know who Jack wants to poke
It's because of his Razor sharp wit
Bingo! That is actually very true.
Altho i was hoping a little more dramatic (hence the Blade bit & stuff)
You love baps and buns :p Although up here, they're called barm cakes.
Surely Charm Cakes no?
Im a legs man TBH, cleavage is a close second mind. As in second thing I perv on.
I did wonder if that was it Dar
I know who Jack wants to poke
Jack wants to poke quite a few people actually. There's a nominal queue for Jack as well, which I find terribly amusing.
And no, thats not it, but nice try all the same lol
kelbelle
06-05-09, 11:04 PM
What kind of razor is it?
1 inch flick knife? lol
lmao @ double innuendos in here....
AussieMAX
06-05-09, 11:30 PM
Well it's certainly not cause he's sharp - but maybe it is because he is a tool!
-puts out hand awaiting ban stick
Steady children play nicely twas a little uncalled for imo!
but maybe it is because he is a tool!
lol That made me giggle.
kelbelle
06-05-09, 11:35 PM
Oh ban stick! Bye!
Tools are useful and I used him the other week. Although he broke, but he did better than Limpy who faked being on a phone call for 20mins or so.
However both Limpy and ToolJack were mucho great help that day!
ahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha, epic funny. ah well, it was obvious this thread was going one way only....
Just found another use for a piccy I took
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/DPursey/Razorjack.jpg
Handsome fella
Tools are useful and I used him the other week. Although he broke, but he did better than Limpy who faked being on a phone call for 20mins or so.
However both Limpy and ToolJack were mucho great help that day!
FLOL hey I was running with those slabs lol
Lee's reaction was amusing though. I just resigned myself to moaning about my RSI and slacking when nobody was looking :D
LMFAO @ pic
lmfao!!! dar gets rep for that!
blue_peg_16v
07-05-09, 12:30 AM
awsome dar lol
I know who Jack wants to poke
Spill the beans then! lol
some say its because he once trekked through the jungle with just a gillette 3 blade, others say its because he lives in a box and only pops out when the handle is wound
all we know is hes actually called roadknight_76
kelbelle
07-05-09, 09:12 PM
Spill the beans then! lol
Damn he told me like 12 o clock last night and now I can remember! Its one of two people
Is it? lol do tell, I'm intrigued lol
kelbelle
07-05-09, 09:21 PM
You really want me to tell?
You really want me to tell?
Yes hurry up and tell already or have the nazi stick thrown in your direction lol
kelbelle
07-05-09, 09:34 PM
ok it was Lynz
he he he
kelbelle
07-05-09, 09:36 PM
huh?
Well if not her then it was Lauren :P
Nova_Tek
07-05-09, 09:44 PM
Just found another use for a piccy I took
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/DPursey/Razorjack.jpg
Handsome fella
I don't get it!
Gillete Jack?!? :confused:
Only joking lol lol lol lol lol Quality Pic :thumb:
Just found another use for a piccy I took
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/DPursey/Razorjack.jpg
Handsome fella
Nice Jack Dar but what is the grey thing on top of it.
I think it.s called a razor but still dont have a need for one yet lol.
Damn he told me like 12 o clock last night and now I can remember! Its one of two people
He already asked me and I politely declined. It was my fault really, im a bit of a prick tease :D
I wouldn't even ask. I'd wait til an opportune moment (i.e. when you're picking up bits of engine off the road) and quietly ram one in :D
kelbelle
09-05-09, 09:57 AM
hahahaha
CoolTiger
09-05-09, 10:06 AM
I wouldn't even ask. I'd wait til an opportune moment (i.e. when you're picking up bits of engine off the road) and quietly ram one in :D
LOL
huh?
Well if not her then it was Lauren :P
I would do Jack too. lol
Matt2107
11-05-09, 01:40 PM
Some say his goatee holds magical erectile properties... I say it just looks like bum fluff.
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